ITT: Theories that you find absolutely retarded, write the person who wrote it a letter.

Dear EDWARD LORENZ (Chaos Theory or whatever the theory is that posits every time someone makes a decision, a parallel universe is created for each choice possible)

Today a vehicle was broken down in the "Right turn only" lane on the off-ramp which I had to take, which would force me to go into the other lane, the "left turn only" lane. Here I had 2 choices: Make a left or continue to make my right from the "left turn only" lane.

I made the right turn. I got home. Safely, and without reprimand, which doing this risky behavior is generally enforceable by law and dangerous.

If I would have made the left turn, I maybe might have used more gas than necessary to get home, which would've cost me maybe a very small amount of money. Don't call your theory a T.O.E. (Theory of Everything) because you suck at predicting the weather, you meteorologist fucks. Meteorology still isn't a science, nor will it ever be.

Sincerely,
Anonymous

PS: A butterfly flaps its wings in Texas and a tornado happens in Tuscaloosa, Alabama = LOL HAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHA
48/2*12 probably equals 2, huh? LAWLZ.