>>3092244Not even jelly.
I'm in excellent shape. I practice martial arts, and I'm a traceur and free runner. I also eat organic foods.
The thing is, I don't go on /fit/ because it's not a fitness board. It's a douchebags and steroids board. It's a board for people who actually measure their worth as a human being based on how much sex they get from low class, 0-standards bar skanks as if that one some kind of achievement.
No, sir, I am not jelly. I would not lower myself to associate myself with the sort of beta faggots who have to slum with gross STD farm bitches to get sex, and then consider that an accomplishment worthy of gloating about on the internet.
You can talk when /fit/ makes a real contribution to human society.
Now get the fuck off my /sci/.