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pissy_shitty_guy !0e5s6XUwW. Thu 01 Sep 2011 22:33:00 No.3666346 View View Reply Original Report

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Sup /sci/?

I recently conducted a series of expirments in order to determine the velocity of piss and shit. Would /sci/ be interested in my methods and results? I have diagrams of my setups too if you're interested.

FOR SCIENCE

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!!nUf2NflSAyw Thu 01 Sep 2011 22:34:00 No.3666355 Report

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If it's scientifically done (discussion of methods, errors, ...) then yes.

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pissy_shitty_guy !0e5s6XUwW. Thu 01 Sep 2011 22:45:00 No.3666415 Report

Quoted By: >>3666439 >>3666543

Basically, mysekf and four friends got drunk and headed to a local bridge. We took turns, and measured the distance from each persons asshole to the ground.

The person shitting would then bring their shit to a head, and hold it. They would then inform the person on the ground who would prepare to start the timer. At the first sign of rectal movement, the timer was started, then stopped as the resulting turd hit the ground.

We then calculated the initial velocity of the shit using the equation with s being the distance from the asshole to the ground, t being the time, and a being rounded to 9.8.

We then took averages of the five of us. Basic stuff, but fun nonetheless.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 22:48:00 No.3666439 Report

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>>3666415

Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 22:49:00 No.3666453 Report

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Do you each know the uncertanties of your colon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 22:51:00 No.3666462 Report

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>>3666439

This. Very this.

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i have !ASPergErsw Thu 01 Sep 2011 22:52:00 No.3666463 Report

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so you were drunk enough to shit off an overpass but sober enough to calculate this shit out?

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pissy_shitty_guy !0e5s6XUwW. Thu 01 Sep 2011 22:56:00 No.3666485 Report

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>>3666463

I'll post table of results last. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised.

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pissy_shitty_guy !0e5s6XUwW. Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:05:00 No.3666531 Report

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For this one, we drew a line across the ground, and stood with our dickholes level to this line. The distanced from dick to ground was recorded. The person then pissed while holding their dicks as perfectly horizontal as possible. The maximum distance pissed was then recorded.

v^2 = u^2 +2as and v = u + at were used to find the time accurately (using the vertical s). This time was then used in v = s/t to find the speed of piss.

I know these are crude and ignore factors such as air resistance etc. but when was the last time you just went out and did science?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:07:00 No.3666543 Report

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>>3666531
>>3666415

There is something very wrong with you.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:07:00 No.3666545 Report

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And this is something you're proud of?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:11:00 No.3666568 Report

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Intredasting. Please, continue.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:17:00 No.3666613 Report

Quoted By: >>3666652

Results plz? Also, did you seriously do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:22:00 No.3666643 Report

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Come on OP, I'm bored.

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pissy_shitty_guy !0e5s6XUwW. Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:24:00 No.3666652 Report

Quoted By: >>3666661 >>3666742

>>3666613

Yep, really. Also here's what we got.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:25:00 No.3666661 Report

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>>3666652

Right, great. Now we can leave this topic alone forever and never speak of the speed of piss or shit again.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:27:00 No.3666687 Report

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Lol. Lol indeed.

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!!nUf2NflSAyw Thu 01 Sep 2011 23:44:00 No.3666742 Report

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>>3666652
Although that's not enough for a journal, the science in this thread made me laugh.

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