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Anonymous !obkpuSWh5M Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:28:00 No.3876130 View View Reply Original Report

surely we scientists can think of some more upgrades.
Stuff that means you don't piss out of the bit you put in girls and that sort of thing

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:31:00 No.3876146 Report

Quoted By: >>3876200

>Fixed some diseases spreading way too fast
>Humans no longer try to breed with the same sex
>Fixed economics

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:32:00 No.3876152 Report

Quoted By: >>3876160

>>3876130
Penis will no longer become erect during school and other social situations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:34:00 No.3876160 Report

Quoted By:

>>3876152
feature not bug

you just have to know how to handle it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:35:00 No.3876169 Report

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not being able to process cellulose is a bitch.

EK !EKFQOBUFnQ

EK !EKFQOBUFnQ Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:41:00 No.3876200 Report

Quoted By: >>3876214 >>3876228

>>3876146
>Humans no longer try to breed with the same sex
hey, thats not a bug. and they dont try to breed, they just fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:42:00 No.3876205 Report

Quoted By: >>3876213

-Fixed bug where eye focus would circumstantially degrade, requiring superfluous glass lensing.

-Fixed issue with redundant oxygen intake through mouth orifice, default set to nose as intended (mouth still operational as emergency intake orifice)

-Repaired finger and toe nail ingrowing issue

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:44:00 No.3876213 Report

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>>3876205
>Repaired finger and toe nail ingrowing issue
fucking THIS THIS THIS THIS

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:44:00 No.3876214 Report

Quoted By: >>3876221

>>3876200
Having sex is always an attempt to breed dumbass. Even if put on a condom or have buttsex your body is still trying to reproduce.
Fucktard.

EK !EKFQOBUFnQ

EK !EKFQOBUFnQ Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:45:00 No.3876221 Report

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>>3876214
it cant really count as an attempt to breed if you consciously know that it's impossible by that particular method.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:45:00 No.3876222 Report

Quoted By: >>3876229

>Erected a Suppression Field to prevent unauthorized procreational activity.
> Distributed blue boiler standard issue clothing for all residents.
> Workforce hours extended to eight cycles to heighten Union's production.
>Issued Stun-Baton's to all Civil Protection units to utilize during non-compliance or verdict administration scenario's.

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:47:00 No.3876228 Report

Quoted By: >>3876234

>>3876200
You know I support you EK, but I really wish you'd repent your sinful ways of thinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:47:00 No.3876229 Report

Quoted By: >>3876242

>>3876222
Fuck this expansion. I'm blowing the damn citadel up

EK !EKFQOBUFnQ

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EK !EKFQOBUFnQ Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:48:00 No.3876234 Report

Quoted By: >>3876239 >>3876261

>>3876228
>sinful
wtf? you arnt a religion-fag.
futhermore, if i remember correctly you are a male on male homofag yourself.
c/d?

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:50:00 No.3876239 Report

Quoted By: >>3876254

>>3876234
Sorry, I meant that it's not really a good thing to do and thought sinful fit the context. I'm not religious.

Yes, I am a faggot, but I don't like being it and I'm semi-homophobic so it doesn't count.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:50:00 No.3876242 Report

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>>3876229
I would advise against that particular course of action.

EK !EKFQOBUFnQ

EK !EKFQOBUFnQ Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:52:00 No.3876254 Report

Quoted By: >>3876262

>>3876239
not a good thing to do? with contraception i dont see why not...no1 loses.
aww, a self hating faggot? why not just force yourself to be straight with willpower?

EK !sFZIRKEZlU

EK !sFZIRKEZlU Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:54:00 No.3876261 Report

Quoted By:

Impersonator!
>>3876234
>>3876234
>>3876234

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:54:00 No.3876262 Report

Quoted By: >>3876267 >>3876303

>>3876254
Women have the purpose of having children. It's no use having sex with other women since there's no penis.

Believe me, if I could use my willpower to be straight, I would.

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:55:00 No.3876267 Report

Quoted By: >>3876285

>>3876262
>Some faggot with the name EK and a random tripcode
>Saying EK!(...)FnQ isn't the real EK

Sad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:57:00 No.3876282 Report

Quoted By: >>3876322

>tripfags using 4chan the gratify themselves

I suppose an appropriate patch would be to get rid of narcissist sociopaths.

EK !sFZIRKEZlU

EK !sFZIRKEZlU Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:58:00 No.3876285 Report

Quoted By: >>3876292

>>3876267
no one remembers my trip?
Come on /sci/, i've been here all summer!

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon 10 Oct 2011 02:59:00 No.3876292 Report

Quoted By: >>3876319

>>3876276
1 - Surpress =/= Cure
2 - I do not wish to worship a God

>>3876285
Unless you were one of the two fake EKs, then no one knows or cares about you.

EK !EKFQOBUFnQ

EK !EKFQOBUFnQ Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:01:00 No.3876303 Report

Quoted By: >>3876310

>>3876262
yes but you are male. YOU could have sex with women...

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M

Teacup !obkpuSWh5M Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:02:00 No.3876310 Report

Quoted By: >>3876319

>>3876303
But I don't feel the drive to do so, so the next best thing is not having sex at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:04:00 No.3876319 Report

Quoted By:

>>3876292
>>3876310

i like your style

but it doesn't preclude worshipping god

sometimes we don't understand how the pieces fit but grant that they do anyway

worship/reverence/awe/ for a greater wisdom

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:04:00 No.3876322 Report

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>>3876282
What are you talking about-

>Check trip filter.
>14 hidden posts.

Thank you based filter.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:12:00 No.3876367 Report

Quoted By: >>3876409 >>3876594

>fixed that annoying Eustachian tube bug some players were experiencing during exercise
>air and smoke are now always fully exhaled properly.
>allocation for dream memory is now server-side
>leg movement is now always voluntary
>fixed hippocampus issue involving improper storage of imagined events as actual or future events
>the Priest class has now been removed
>increased the Conscientiousness requirements for many Politician spells
>the Judge spell [Convict] will no longer accidentally target innocent players
>reduced the rate at which zero gravity atrophies muscles.
>Tongues have been nerfed
>neuron regeneration has been fixed, although higher level players will still experience damage over time
>rape is now 15% funnier

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:17:00 No.3876404 Report

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Completely upgraded sex system:
>Can now toggle sperm activity (active/inactive) in options menu.
>Fixed random erection bug from V1.0
>Children are now protected from birth to age 15 years.
>Fixed bug in invite system that allowed other players to engage in sexual activities without being approved ('Rape' exploit).
>Penis size adjustable to fit partner's ideal level of comfort
Also temporarily removed Africa from map and replaced with a placeholder continent that contains enough natural resources to keep everyone happy until I finish 'New Africa'.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:17:00 No.3876409 Report

Quoted By: >>3876443

>>3876367
>>Tongues have been nerfed
what

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:21:00 No.3876443 Report

Quoted By:

>>3876409
Admit it, tongues are overpowered.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:49:00 No.3876594 Report

Quoted By:

>>3876367
I wouldnt be surprised if you came up with all those just so you could say the last one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:53:00 No.3876611 Report

Quoted By: >>3876623

>erection.exe removed from start-up applications.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 03:55:00 No.3876623 Report

Quoted By:

>>3876611

That's bad, morning wood helps prevent your penis tissues from being damaged as you sleep.

And wetting yourself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 04:00:00 No.3876653 Report

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I would love a valve to shutdown semen and another to erections.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 10 Oct 2011 04:19:00 No.3876785 Report

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ITT: teenagers complaining about puberty

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