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Latest update in the search for the Higgs boson

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The special CERN seminar on the Higgs Boson is about to start in an hour. At this seminar, coming on the eve of this year’s major particle physics conference, ICHEP, in Melbourne, the ATLAS and CMS experiments will deliver the preliminary results of their 2012 data analysis. They have even flown out Peter Higgs for this.

You can watch the live webcast here: http://webcast.web.cern.ch/webcast/play_higgs.html

You should also learn these terms, if you haven't already, so you know a little bit what they're talking about: http://press.web.cern.ch/press/background/B09-Important_Higgs_terms_en.html

Let's begin the wild mass guessing. Probably not pigeon shit this time?