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So here's the deal /soc/. The ass belongs to my personal fuck puppet. I've decided to amuse myself by seeing what you all can think of to do to her.

Give me suggestions! I may even do them. But I am in control of what is done to her. Not you. That piss you off? Deal with it. Butthurt I didn't do your suggestion? Find your own pet to do it with instead.

I will not be showing her face. I will not be showing my face. Don't bother asking;

inb4 Sharpie in pooper and shoe on head. It's fucking old people. Be original.

Suggest stuff here or...

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