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>Have legit sexsomnia
>Be married
>Barking up the anal tree for 6 years, wife being a cunt about.
>wife is actually terribly lame in bed, basically just missionary me on top, no foreplay, joyless bitch.
>normally sleep in spooning position
>huge explosion outside the house (transformer exploded)
>wake up to find wife looking really guilty trying to scramble out of bed and have wet hard dick.
>demand to know what is going on
>tells me we were having sex
>tell her she was having sex, I was asleep
>she says I always seem to enjoy it
>get angry and demand to exactly what the hell has been going on
>finally tells me that I can be fully aware and functional in my sleep, have been having lazy sunday sex for like 2 months, she loves anal, cums hard, feels to guilty to try it or talk about it when I am awake.
>wife is apparently huge pervert with severe sexual repression and I find out I have a sleep sex issue and have been being deprived of awesome sex in the same night
>mfw I cant afford a divorce