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I'd drag my dick through a field of honey-coated bits of glass, continue to drag my dick to the nearest and biggest colony of bullet-ants living on the back of an angry alpha brown bear, then tie 10 yards of THICK fishing wire around my scrotum and tie the end of the line to a 150 pound dumbell, toss it into the mouth of a mother-****ing hot geyser and salsa dance with the pope, JUST to chew on the discarded tampon of an overweight woman that happens to have a membership to the same chain-gym (but not same location) you work out at / 10