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Hello gals, I just came here to ask a couple o questions.
Now, back when I was a teenager, and was in school, I think I may have said some stupid shit, don't know if I did tho, or what.
anywho.
I got about 3 to 4 stories, here we go.
1, Popular girl, like the second most popular in school, at the time I REALLY liked her, oh dem hormones, anywho, everytime i looked at her I felt like my heart was melting, but I digress,
She kept looking at me from across the class everyclass I was in her with, like the "I wanna fuck look", but i dont know if she was joking or not... although one class she shoved her ass in my face, just to humiliate me i think tho.
did i miss out? could i have tapped that?
2.Different girl is always looking at me, a bit less attractive but decent enough, she was cute.
yeh, I think I DID fuck up with that one, she definetly wanted to fuck, all the guys said she wanted to fuck too..
anyway
3.short one, friend cuts hair, i happen to cut hair the day after. so im like nearly bald. chick asks me why, i say something like "i dunt fuckin know".
friend said i fucked up, did i fuck up?
I know it's a long list but 6 years later, im just wondering if i did make the bad decisions
welp ladies? did i?