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I like nerd friends, male or female although mainly males because girl nerds tend to be cock-sucking whores.
I've recently moved to a new city for university and I'm trying to no avail to dig up a new friend group. I suspect that possible candidates will be hiding inside somewhere.

I purchased this t-shirt as means of an aid although I want /soc/s genuine opinion. If you saw me (pic related) wearing this do you think you would avoid me, approach me, strike up friendly conversation etc.?

Think it's a little much? I need friends :(