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SUP NERDS

SO BASICALLY SOME OF YOU KNOW I'VE BEEN GONE FOR THE PAST FEW MONTHS. I'VE BEEN DOING A LOT OF WORK ONLINE AND THATS WHY. AND GUESS WHAT /SOC/. TODAY, MARK SANCHEZ'S CANNON ARM IS GOING TO TELL YOU HOW I MADE MONEY AND I WILL HELP YOU NERDS ACTUALLY MAKE SHIT INSTEAD OF SITTING ONLINE TALKING TO FAT GIRLS. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, REPLY. I DID THIS ON /B/ LAST NIGHT AND IT WAS ACTUALLY A P GOOD SUCCESS.

PIC RELATED, YOU NERDS IF YOU DON'T FUCK UP AND ACTUALLY TAKE MY ADVISE