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>if a woman acknowledges you exist she's "flirting"
>If you have sex with a woman and she gets mad at you later you "raped" her
>If a woman likes you and you do no reciprocate you're a horrible person, and if you like her and she does not reciprocate it's because you're a horrible person.
>Men slave for their money just to buy her everything she wants but she will often have her own job and never return the favor because she's "independent"
>A man shoves an object inside a woman's vagina with enough force to cause her to pass out from pain he's a "monster", a woman uses an object to strike a man's testicles with enough force to cause him to pass out from pain and it's "comedy"
>A grown woman has sex with an underage teen she's a "sexy milf", a man has sex with an underage teen he's a "sex offender"
>if a woman is wearing makeup it's because she wants to be respected for her mind
>If a woman wears a skirt to work to show off her legs it's because she wants equality in the workplace
>If a woman wears a top that pushed her cleavage out and you notice you're a scumbag with a one track mind, and if you don't look there's something wrong with you

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