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HEY EVERYONE

JUST SO YOU KNOW, TERRELL OWENS IS COMING BACK TO PHILADELPHIA TODAY

WITH THE COWBOYS

THEY'RE PLAYING AGAINST THE EAGLES

THERE ARE NO OTHER GAMES TODAY IN ANY SPORT. THE ONLY GAME IS T.O. VS MCNABB. ALSO, THERE IS NOTHING ELSE HAPPENING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD TODAY BECAUSE THE PLANET IS GOING TO PAUSE FOR THREE HOURS TO WATCH T.O. VS MCNABB, SINCE IT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT SPORTING EVENT IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND.