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dear /sp/

I think my stint at this shithole of a city is up. The hick fans don't like my awesome throws and the new tard coach is messing up style. I need to find gigs that will suit my ever chiseled looks.

In short gaiz, how do I be a starter in Anal Boys Vol. 12?