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The guy from that cellphone commercial really looks like Peyton Manning. He looks, what, 6'4"? 230 pounds? I really wish I could watch Peyton Manning on my phone, like this guy. I like watching 6'4" quarterbacks with lazer...rocket arms.
Anonymous
Anonymous
That's actually Peyton's older brother, Cletus.
Anonymous
>>25076 I'd bet that Cletus has a better throwing arm than Eli.
Anonymous
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>>25076 >>25087 It's not Cletus Manning, it's Clay Manning. And he *does* have a better arm than Eli. Read about him at
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/55329 Anonymous
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i'd let him go goofy on me
Anonymous
>>25072 "That's OK! You've still got the best arm in the neighborhood!"
Anonymous
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>>25122 "Rub some dirt on it, you'll be fine..."
Sponge
D-CAFF *Bang Bang* D-CAFF
Anonymous
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>>25178 "Aaaaaaand it's full!"
(In b4 airhorn)