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To the Chicago Bears,

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Congratulations on being the first team to clinch your division (even if it is the shitacular NFC North,) but if you seriously think this fuck will get you anything other than a quick elimination from the playoffs, just like a year ago, you're a fucking moron.

Either this jackass needs to remember how to play, or they need to bench his ass. Yes, you're 10-2 with him, but you really should be 6-6 because of him. The defense and special teams cannot pull his ass out of the fire everytime he throws to his predetermined guy who happens to be in double-coverage, completely ignoring the wide-open receiver twenty feet to his left.

I'm all for improving the talent he has. Someday, he may make a good quarterback. Right now, however, you had better concentrate on winning that Super Bowl.

Sincerly,
Chicago