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"LAKE FOREST, Ill. (AP) -- Chicago Bears defensive tackle Tommie Harris, who made the Pro Bowl a year ago, could miss the remainder of the season with a severe hamstring injury."
So, who do y'all think are going to go to the Super Bowl now? Saints, Seahawks, or Cowboys?