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>TheDaringKobald walked slowly back to his room. He had spent the past few hours walking the campus of his community college aimlessly, trying to make sense of his team's loss to the horrible Chiefs. In his room, he gingerly cleared his hovel of a bed of the spaghetti and Mt Dew cans and slowly began to cry. He heaved and heaved, like Al Davis did from hell when he heard about the Palmer trade. A rock hit his window - he thought for a second it was another errant Kyle Boller throw, but alas - he peeked out the grimy window to the street below and saw a large man with a severe neckbeard. His heart leapt with excitement - it was LeX! He sprinted down the stairs of his dorm complex and wrenched the door open. >"Hey honey" he said, kissing the large man before him >"Hey TDK," LeX said. "I heard you had a rough day. Maybe if I play with your black hole a little bit, it'll cheer you up?" >TDK grinned big. "You always were good at working with wood." He grabbed the large man by the hand and lead him to his room
