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Anonymous !!WnTLQ5TLSwj Mon 09 Jan 2012 13:28:00 No.17776064 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>17776930 >>17777628 >>17778685

You are in a space ship exploring the universe with your wife to populate other star systems when suddenly a nigger pops up and smacks your girl's ass

What do you do?

Keep in mind he's 8,454,2538 pounds and can breathe in space

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!vZ/9RyJUGE!!NX52BnSbD9T Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:22:00 No.17776709 Report

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>>17776648

This
Whole
Thread

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:34:00 No.17776831 Report

Quoted By: >>17776868 >>17776882 >>17776926 >>17776930 >>17776965 >>17776975

You are smashing through space at multiple times the speed of light when suddenly you can no longer see anything but a blinding whiteness.
You have discovered Jamal, a being made entirely of pure energy who, upon being disturbed, is reversing the polarity of electrons in your girlfriends ass at an alarming rate.

What do you do?

Keep in mind he is the only white nigger to ever exist.

Now tilt your laptop screen back to marvel in his magnificence

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:37:00 No.17776868 Report

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>>17776831

oh my god

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:38:00 No.17776882 Report

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>>17776831

Well Done!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:42:00 No.17776926 Report

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>>17776831

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:42:00 No.17776930 Report

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>>17776831
>>17776648
>>17776484
>>17776477
>>17776411
>>17776275
>>17776064

I fucking love you sometimes, /sp/

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:44:00 No.17776965 Report

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>>17776831

Well shit.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:45:00 No.17776975 Report

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>>17776831

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:54:00 No.17777082 Report

Quoted By: >>17777304

polite bump for any more club nigger pictures

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:56:00 No.17777108 Report

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>>17776477
>manipulates the fabric of spacetime to impact your girlfriend's ass with noticeable force

oh god i am literally in tears

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 14:59:00 No.17777139 Report

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>>17776477
lol'd uncontrollably

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:10:00 No.17777274 Report

Quoted By: >>17777316 >>17777319 >>17777349 >>17777368 >>17777392

You're on wikipedia, browsing the In da Club page, when suddenly this banner appears and asks you to donate to wikipedia. All you have is your girlfriend's credit card. What do you do?

Keep in mind, this guy is so tall he doesn't even fit on the banner, and wikipedia might shut down if you don't donate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:12:00 No.17777304 Report

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>>17777082

nother bump

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:13:00 No.17777316 Report

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>>17777274
fucking. lol.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:13:00 No.17777319 Report

Quoted By: >>17777406

>>17777274
BEST THREAD ON 4CHAN

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:15:00 No.17777349 Report

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>>17777274
>Please read a personal appeal from Jamal
Haha

Rational Response Squad !!EJJpJU+V4Rx

Rational Response Squad !!EJJpJU+V4Rx Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:17:00 No.17777368 Report

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>>17777274
haha

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:17:00 No.17777370 Report

Quoted By: >>17777375

some idiot told me to get 1777... for the fuckers of /a/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:17:00 No.17777375 Report

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>>17777370
ok, that worked not as expected. Well, I gave my best. See ya.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:19:00 No.17777392 Report

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>>17777274

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:20:00 No.17777406 Report

Quoted By: >>17777431 >>17777441 >>17777454 >>17777501

>>17777319

You're in Chicago playing in the first round of the Stanley Cup Finals, when suddenly you let in a bunch of goals and are pulled. This guy is sitting behind the glass and laughs at you, telling you that he's going to slap your girlfriend's ass at the club later.

What do you do?

Keep in mind you're a hockey player so you've never had to deal with a black person before.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:22:00 No.17777431 Report

Quoted By: >>17777508

>>17777406
HAHAHAHA!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:23:00 No.17777441 Report

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>>17777406
>hockey players
>beta

pick two

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:24:00 No.17777448 Report

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>this thread
there are tears streaming down my face

Synonymous

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Synonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:24:00 No.17777454 Report

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>>17777406

You just won the Comedy Cup

lol'd

SensibleBostonfag !5sGwHxvzUc

SensibleBostonfag !5sGwHxvzUc Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:28:00 No.17777501 Report

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Oh my god this thread is fucking gold

>>17777406
especially this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:28:00 No.17777508 Report

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>>17777431

>yfw da Jamal wins da assb owl

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:29:00 No.17777526 Report

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I wish I could find the fucking picture of the black guy holding the batmobile toy. Fuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:32:00 No.17777559 Report

Quoted By: >>17777585 >>17777598 >>17777693

You are in the Sudan when this guy slaps your girls food.

What do you do?

Keep in mind you weigh 4 stone and have not eaten in 6 weeks

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:34:00 No.17777585 Report

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>>17777559

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:35:00 No.17777598 Report

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>>17777559
>keep in mind you weigh 4 stone and have not eaten in 6 weeks
lost it

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:37:00 No.17777628 Report

Quoted By: >>17777668 >>17777674

>this thread has received 1 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.
http://chanarchive.org/requests
>>17776064

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:40:00 No.17777668 Report

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>>17777628
1 more

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:41:00 No.17777674 Report

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>>17777628
Their

DT/Optimus !!tIH/Ob8fmmS

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DT/Optimus !!tIH/Ob8fmmS Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:42:00 No.17777693 Report

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>>17777559

>4 stone

LOST IT

PICTURE RELATED

Marching On Together !SkyOTEu71s

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Marching On Together !SkyOTEu71s Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:42:00 No.17777694 Report

Quoted By: >>17777732

You are playing for the French national team in the 2006 World cup final against Italy, when this guy calls your mother a whore and tells you that after he wins the game he will go home and slap your girlfriends ass, what do you do?

Keep in mind the score is currently 1-1, you are 110:00 minutes into the game and 5 minutes from penalties

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:42:00 No.17777703 Report

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If this thread gets archived, i'll downvote so hard.

Gary Ridgway !PxeEVR6cuE

Gary Ridgway !PxeEVR6cuE Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:44:00 No.17777732 Report

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>>17777694
Keep calm and casually slot the winner on 120mins. Then run up to him and headbut him after the game

bigboyman !6OuEQ4XCO.

bigboyman !6OuEQ4XCO. Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:44:00 No.17777750 Report

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:45:00 No.17777760 Report

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You are sitting in physics class like any other day, suddenly the teacher says he is bringing in a specialist to teach you the fundamentals of physics when suddenly a large walks in and asks your girlfriend to the front of the room. If he smacks her ass at a velocity of 26 meters per second how long will it take for your girlfriend to want his dick?

Keep in mind Newton's second laws and assume gravity is 10m/s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:45:00 No.17777799 Report

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177777777777777777777 get then put him back in cage

l0l

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:45:00 No.17777822 Report

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You're on /sp/ alone and suddenly this guy appears and slaps your get's ass. What do you do?

Keep in mind this dude is 7'11" 525 pounds of pure muscle.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:45:00 No.17777827 Report

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You are in Skyrim when this guy slaps your housecarl's ass

What do you do?

Keep in mind he has 50000 hit points and a resistance to flame enchantment

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:54:00 No.17777974 Report

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bump past the get spam

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 15:58:00 No.17777999 Report

Quoted By: >>17778208 >>17778637

You're in the club when this guy comes and slaps your girlfriend on the ass and proposes to exchange her for his remote controlled Batmobile. What do you do? For the record, it's 1:3 scale, 50 lbs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 16:00:00 No.17778020 Report

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>>17777777

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 16:18:00 No.17778208 Report

Quoted By:

>>17777999
ILL TAKE IT FUCK

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 16:44:00 No.17778437 Report

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Has anyone seen my shit?

I seem to have lost it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 17:03:00 No.17778637 Report

Quoted By:

>>17777999
is it gas powered?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 09 Jan 2012 17:07:00 No.17778685 Report

Quoted By:

>>17776064

>8,454,2538 pounds

the guy would weigh many orders of magnitude more than this

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