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Hypothetical situation. Choose one, and you HAVE to listen to your choice. None of this "Oh I'll listen on the radio or on mute". Which do you choose:

>Joe Buck call every NFL playoff game for the rest of your life, and every single game is 18-1 caliber
or
>Doris Burke announce every NBA playoff game, and every series is the caliber of the 2009 Celtics-Bulls 7 game series
or
>Never have any sexual contact for the rest of your life