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/sp/, after all that you guys have given me for the past few years, I once again need your help. I think this girl is cute, but my friends do not. She is extremely intelligent, but she is also religious (I cannot tell how sincere this is, because her brother was valedictorian at our school last year and he was a pretty cool guy, but not religious and her family is not either, but one of her good friends is very religious). Anyway, she is also tall, or at least taller than me (I am 5'4" and I'm done growing unfortunately, she has a few inches on me). I would not mind creating a relationship with her since we both want to go to the same school and we have similar desired studies, but why do my friends think she is unattractive? I realize their opinion does not matter, but I need some other perspective. With the other information you know too, is a chance of a successful relationship possible anyway?
Anonymous
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Why sure I'd love to give you advice on sports.. Oh you dont want sports help? Oh, well here's your report! :D
Anonymous
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timestamp first faggot
Anonymous
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what sport does she play
Anonymous
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>>11909402 Exactly. If you timestamp, /sp/ will help you regardless of 'no sports'
Anonymous
Solid 7 erryday I'd like to give her my advice for the past few years, if you know what I mean
Anonymous
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>>11909402 Take her to a Braves game.
Anonymous
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I don't know about building successful relationships. I can tell you how to make you two the strongest pitching duo in sports. INTENTIONAL WALK, NOW. Or, maybe, you want to be 4th line hockey players.
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>With the other information you know too, is a chance of a successful relationship possible anyway? Erm... I don't know. She isn't bad looking at all. She dresses quite young, but I'm assuming you're only about 16 or so since you asked for advice on 4chan. Who gives a fuck if she's religious? If she pulls the "baww i'm not having sex before marriage" card, just dump her. That's all you want anyway, isn't it?
Anonymous
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>>11909455 You're easily impressed hahahahaha
Anonymous
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>I am 5'4'' You might as well give up. You will never find a woman.
Anonymous
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Just give up any hope of a relationship with her, and listen to Elliott Smith instead.
Anonymous
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If I knew how to build a successful relationship, do you think I'd be on 4chan right now?
Anonymous
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she looks pretty cute OP. go for it. you just need to make her laugh and she;ll be all over you. its the same shit with every girl worth having. be polite and funny and if your remotely good looking you have a guaranteed 2 year relationship
Anonymous
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>being shorter than your woman
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> I am 5'4" I am 5'9", and your eyes reach up to my neck. How does it feel to be a midget to a midget
Anonymous
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>girl in OPs pic has more rings than LeBron
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>everyone ITT saying that white trash hoe is attractive I smell samefag
Anonymous
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>she has a few inches on me so she's a trap?
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OP here. She plays tennis and does some cross country. I am doing cross country next year, I'll probably run 600 or so miles during the summer to get on varsity.
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Man I'm 5'9" and I dated a girl that was 6' for a while It was weird as shit, she had to bend down to kiss me and crushed me in bed. That pussy was the best I've had though, probably because she was too tall for most guys so she'd only had sex once.
Chief Lazy Horse !E5rTpFZqYg
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Dude, you're 5'4". Your Danny DeVito lookin' ass should take whatever you can get
Anonymous
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She is going to be taller, smarter, and better looking than you if you get together. gl hf
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i'm 19 and 5'7" and 120 pounds. i'm pretty sure all the girlfriends i've had are probably because they think i'm adorable (like look so young), but i can make them laugh and stuff sex is kind of odd because they usually can dominate me but it seems to make them hornier
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>>>/adv/ fuck off, beta faggot
Anonymous
She's missing an arm, half the other and from the knees down, man.
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Tall girls are pretty intimidating, not gonna lie. Even if they're skinny and you could easily cut them in half, it's hard to accept that the weaker sex has longer legs than you. I'm mixed on it though. I'm intimidated but I'm also turned on. And I know girls don't like that so it would never work for me.
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>>11909617 >implying having sex with an amputee is the best sex a man can get. They have no leverage. It's like having sex on one of these(pic related). Paul McCartney can have damn near any girl in the world why do you think he chose an amputee.
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What's the point? If she's "intelligent" she will like to talk a lot and women never have anything not annoying to say. And if she's religious, then you don't even get the benefit of sex, unless she is one of those only anal and oral till marriage kind of religious girls. But, since you're a midget, you gotta get what you can, so go for it.
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Tell the bitch you're a prophet from her religion. Pussy from now til you take her to eternity. It worked for that jesus dude.
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GOATbe Bryant !1QWDFXst/U
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>in college >girl hot as hell but 6"3 vibing me hard >dont pick up signals >dont even try and make a move on her >never see her again >meet her friend one day who tells me how depressed tall girl was because she was finding it hard to get involved with guys and that should wouldve def put out fully. >MFW
Noob Saibot !k/GQQsN1Qg
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She's attractive OP, she's in shape, and she doesn't have any ugly blemishes. She takes care of herself. However, you sound pretty nervous about simply asking a girl out, one of the simplest things to do, so you might need some work. Most guys I know that are short are either fat or ungodly obnoxious. If that's you, kill yourself. Or give me your address and I'll do it for you. I keed, I keed. Anywho, ask what she plans to do with her academic career. Boom, you're in a conversation. Then roll with it.
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im 5'10 i match up perfectly with pretty much every sized girl except for the tall ones...which is okay because the taller women are...they start to look like aliens
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>>11910645 Too bad. You're short. Enjoy not getting any pussy for the rest of your life. :)
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>>11910982 That's not nice bro.