Ask a NHL player anything, I know alot of you already know who I am, but ill you, im a player on a team that was eliminated in the first round.
Anonymous
anonymous
Anonymous
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11912556 Yeah we won the cup in the past 5 years.
Anonymous
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Get outta here, Kane.
Anonymous
why didn't you fucking show up faggot. all you needed to do was score one goal in OT and you would've been the greatest troll of all time. i guess that would've taken time up from you beating up taxi drivers though lmao
Claw&Antlers !!vuJy2LQwQQ6
BucShot! !.jiKWiU..E
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induring some sportsfag who may or may not be an actual athlete
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>11912524 is an horse a athlete
Anonymous
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>tripfag >nhl players lolno
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
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Toews you fucked me over in /sp/ fantasy hockey. Get out of here.
Anonymous
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11912578 Hell, I know I could of done it, but the Canucks D was to much for us.
Anonymous
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>>11912575 >he cant even understand a question right yep faggot youre dumb
Anonymous
>>11912524 I want to tell you that I love the Blackhawks. You guys gave everything you had.
Also, which players do you hate the most in the league? Do you want Winnipeg to get a team back? Quebec City? Hartford? Which city do you think deserves a team the most, outside of Canada?
Anonymous
How shitty is Vaughncouver, OP?
Anonymous
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>>11912617 >could of >NHL >Not NBA or NFL Not sure if troll.
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>Believing anything a tripfag says >>>/b/ Anonymous
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Hey OP, go Broons. That is all.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11912645 Thanks, Bro, it means alot.
I'm not gonna hate on players right now, im not in the clearest state of mind and i dont wanna say something that might piss people off.
I think Hamilton deserves a franchise in Canada, and I really would like to see the Coyotes go to Hartford.
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>>11912712 >mfw this thread TheClevelandHockey[Monsters for 2012 Calder Cup] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Monsters for 2012 Calder Cup] !tkkTBzKaw6 Mon 02 May 2011 09:32:00 No. 11912733 Report >still no proof.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11912664 Its pretty good, alot of asians though, haha.
Anonymous
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>>11912712 >yfw just stop it
Anonymous
What's it like playing in North America's most irrelevant professional sport? Seriously, even golf gets higher ratings than hockey.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>ask me something.
Anonymous
Alright if your not a troll answer me this, while in vancouver which hotel did the blackhawks stay in and approximately how far was it from rogers arena?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11912782 Haha, I would think that WNBA is north america's most irrelevant sport, implying that you would even consider a bunch of 3/10 looking women playing bball is a sport.
Mainer !v9sdFfjXq2
Hey Kane, When I spoke to Brian Burke at a UMaine game, he said you'd be the next face of USA Hockey. As an American, thank you.
Anonymous
>>11912733 He has been here before. And he doesn't seem to be trying too hard. So it is plausible.
Brod
get out of here brent seabrook
Anonymous
>>11912733 >still no proof >He thinks people are actually taking this guy seriously Anonymous
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Why don't you play in a real sport?
Anonymous
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What's it like to share an arena with another team? Do you and the Bulls meet each other a lot? Do you guys play pickup baseball or something?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11912807 Westin Bayshore, and it was like literally 5 minutes from the arena, not the best hotel i've been at but good enough.
Anonymous
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>>11912853 >>11912837 No, it's gotta be Bryan Bickell. I don't even know why, he just seems like a /sp/artan.
GMG
Ask a NHL Referee anything, I know alot of you already know who i am, but ill you, im a referee that has ref'd during the blackhawks and canucks series.
Anonymous
Hawks season ticket holder here. If this is real, thanks for the season. At least the end of it was really fucking exciting to keep me excited for last year. Keep it up, keep healthy, and next year should be a lot of fun. What's the craziest thing you heard someone do with the Cup last year?
Full Retard !!UhmAAMaOMF0
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Just post a timestamped picture of yourself.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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It wasn't my best season anybody could of told you that, but i have a sense of accomplishment and I think i played a great game this season.
Anonymous
>>11912988 Why can you not afford a whistle? Clearly you forgot it at home or something, and just wandered around the ice aimlessly most of the last few games.
Anonymous
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Do you guys actually like Brian, Junior Reporter, and for that matter, BlackhawksTV? How about the Ambassadors?
Anonymous
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Ask a current U.S. president anything.
Real !!fTElAIt71Do
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how did it feel getting your shit slapped by Dallas in the regular season?
Anonymous
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>mfw people think that some guy who just gives hints about who he is without giving a timestamped picture is that person
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11912996 Honestly, I heard that john madden took a dump in it, but i seriously doubt it.
GMG
>>11913042 Its mainly because I forgot to bring my reading glasses. While on the Ice, I couldn't see worth crap. Thats why I use players as a reference to where I am on the Ice.
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
Anonymous
>not realizing professional athletes browse /sp/ idiots, all of you
Anonymous
Post a picture of your pants OP. That way we will know you're legit because who the fuck has NHL team pants?
Anonymous
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give us a clue to your identity
Anonymous
>>11912964 guy got it right, might be a guess though
Mainer !v9sdFfjXq2
Kaner: Serious question, what do you do now that it's the off season?
Anonymous
Can you get me Takahashi's phone number?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11913103 not a guess fool, i was there, thats where we've stayed since a few seasons ago.
Anonymous
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>>11913096 yep totally agree
Anonymous
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>>11913096 I'm was going to take a picture of my Kings pants from work just so you'd shit bricks, but they're downstairs in the laundry, and that's too much work.
Don't play on the team, just work for the organization.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913115 Do I even have to say?
Patrick Kane !LdOdmNI9U6
Hey guys, Patrick Kane here!! Ask me anything!!!
Anonymous
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>>11913094 this is 4chan. If they are an athlete on a professional sports team, then fucking prove it.
That's all I have to say about that.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913146 Get the fuck outta here, people already know who I am.
Brad
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Brad Richards here ask me anything xD
GMG
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If you look in this picture, you can see me.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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Ask a bear anything, I know alot of you already know who i am, but ill you, im a large predator that has shit in the woods during the blackhawks and canucks series.
Anonymous
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What do you think of going to arenas in Phoenix, Florida, Atlanta, etc... with a grand total of like 6 people there?
Anonymous
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WE WANT PROOF!
Anonymous
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You guys suck. Serious sports athlete come on /sp/, you guys start acting like retards on /b/. I believe OP. He's legit. Quit ruining this.
Anonymous
Mainer !v9sdFfjXq2
>>11913141 I'm not trying to be a troll. Do you take a few weeks off? Do you jump into a lighter/heavier training regiment?
Anonymous
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FOR WHAT ITS WORTH:
http://4chanarchive [DOT]org/brchive/dspl_thread.php5?thread_id=10687349&x=Kaner#10687625
OP HAS SAME TRIP USED BACK THEN IN THE ARCHIVED 'KANE' THREAD.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11913206 Honestly, I plan to take a break and hit some parties and hit the sauce. Light workouts start around late july early august.
BigMike !pkmkiWwGoQ
Chara: Goon or Uber Goon?
Anonymous
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Is Beach as fucking crazy as the media makes him out to be? I keep hearing how he has some talent, but he is a fucking psycho.
schalke
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>Ask Schalke anything
The Red Badger !9CUY39dDYo
>>11912988 ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND?
Skull Leader !!bELaQcSMqeH
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>>11912524 What do you think Detroit's problem with San Jose is?
HP Pavillion?
Similar styles of play?
Why is Joe Thornton such a dick?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913233 He's just doing his job, he's a big fuckin' dude, but i think Ovie is the biggest goon in the NHL since avery stopped acting like a fuck.
Anonymous
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I know where Patrick Kane is right now at this very second. Hint: It's not Chicago
Anonymous
>>11913167 alright serious couple q's here, i play hockey turned 19 and i think im done, it just feels like ive hit a wall and can't improve anymore, do you know this feel and if you do how did you break through?
also favourite stick?curve?and flex?
i use tps response with a nash curve love the curve
GMG
Tie Domi !vXhENv1WZQ
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Tie Domi here. Ask me anything.
Anonymous
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if you really are patrick kane why don't you just post a timestamped picture? are you really that big of a bitch?
Anonymous
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you are my favorite player Kane! Come back strong next season.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>implying kane isn't making a public appearance right now
TheClevelandHockey[Monsters for 2012 Calder Cup] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Monsters for 2012 Calder Cup] !tkkTBzKaw6 Mon 02 May 2011 09:50:00 No. 11913342 Report Quoted By:
>>11912851 >>11912888 Sorry I'm just pants on head retarded when it comes to hockey. I'm legit excited.
But I'm a real 10 year-old with hockey.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913298 Just persevere and keep at it man, i know the feeling and just the feeling of hitting a plateau and never improving, just set a goal and strive to achieve that shit, for stick it varies, just use the style that you feel the most comfortable with.
Anonymous
>>11913353 Where are you right now? Are you back home or what?
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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ROAR ROAR I'M A BEAR
Anonymous
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Kaner, will you sign my Winter Classic jersey? I got yours because I felt like someday in 30 years I can tell my kids I got to see you play. You'll be like Hull is now. Also, do you keep your own memorabilia? Which reminds me... WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PUCK?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913377 I'm home now man, and to all the people asking for a picture, i cant do it, its part of a contract that all nhl players sign that prohibits solliciting a site even without the goal of monetary gain, bullshit i know, but i cant fuck this up.
BigMike !pkmkiWwGoQ
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your favourite /sp/ meme?
Anonymous
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shut up. you're not patrick kane.
Anonymous
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Who's given you the toughest hit in a game?
Semyon Varlamov's Groin !!VaPkeADtb63
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shouldn't you be beating up cab drivers?
Anonymous
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>>11913410 >implying an nhl player would know the meaning of "soliciting"
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>>11913410 lol sure buddy
reported
Anonymous
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MORE LIKE PATRICK LAME AMIRITE?
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>oh god this thread again >no timestamp >bullshit excuses >101 replies
Anonymous
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>>11913410 Oh that's cool, I didn't know you had a house in Atlanta Georgia. I thought you were from New York.
But yeah. That's where Kane is right now. Atlanta. You must have just gotten confused or something.
Anonymous
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>>11913410 Kaner you are the man if this is you. You guys owned Luongo and yeah that makes sense you can't post a pic but what about your stick flex and lie
schalke
>>11913410 posting a picture of your face will not do shit. How about a Twitter Update or something that IMPLIES you posting here? like say Spartan in it?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913465 you should be thanking me for not whopping your teams ass.
Full Retard !!UhmAAMaOMF0
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If by some small chance you actually are Patrick Kane, then good season, hope you have a good summer. If by some LARGE chance this is just a troll, then get a life and stop pretending to be someone else.
Anonymous
>>11913410 so take a picture of something that will help us believe that you are who you are it doesn't have to be you you faggot black hawk
MGM !EURgFUR86s
Anonymous
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>11913488 >knows I'm a Vanfag >would've been ON THE FUCKING ICE during those threads YOU'RE FUCKING DONE, POSER
Natsbro !hEN9Rne1LY
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>>11913465 i thought you were a bear...IMPOSTER
Anonymous
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913521 Stalberg is that you?
schalke
>>11913510 Twitter update?
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
Natsbro !hEN9Rne1LY
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>>11913510 post a picture of some sticks or shit youve been using
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913531 You boys really think that i'm updating that shit?
>>11913523 and i hopped on sp right after the loss and saw the vince vaugh pictures and i just found out for myself.
Anonymous
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No comment on Beach? Is he how the media says he is?
>>11913530 don't tell Q but i totally crave for your dong sauce
Anonymous
>>11913591 Then how do you explain saying you're back home when Kane is in Atlanta faggot?
schalke
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>>11913591 Why not for the hell of it. Its not soliciting, and its proof.
Anonymous
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PATRICK PLEASE ANSWER THIS HOW DID YOU FEEL AFTER YOU BLEW THAT ONE GAME AT DALLAS? THEY CAME BACK FROM 0-3 AND WON IN THE SHOOTOUT THANKS
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11913602 Nice try, but i will say this, there are 2 other hawks that go to this site.
Anonymous
>>11913510 cheque with YOUR name on it?
Bank Card? Visa?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
Anonymous
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take a picture of your stick or breezers or skates that won't give any identity away, or post a random picture you have saved on your computer. Obviously you have pics on your comp
Anonymous
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>>11913646 >Proof >GTFO pick one
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
BigMike !pkmkiWwGoQ
>>11913591 What's wrong with just tweeting "Gonna be a long night..." Its vague as fuck and then we know for sure.
Anonymous
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>>11913616 prove it, pics news stories etc
Anonymous
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>>11913646 how hard is it to prove that your real
jesus christ poser
Anonymous
>>11913530 Do you think that dodging a check resulting in head injury should lead to a penalty?
Why is it that players are such pussies and instead of bracing for the check, choose to dodge it and cause more injuries to themselves?
Do you also think that their has been any consistency with the way penalties are called this playoff series?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913668 what did you think it meant :p
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>11913689 Why are you even replying? See above, he was participating in Van-Chicago threads when Kane was on the ice, and said he's back home now when Kane is in ATL right now.
captcha: ieworsts PROOF.
Anonymous
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When you played for the knights what was you favourite bar to go to?
Anonymous
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>>11913690 If you're legit, get back to answering real questions, not the trolls. Please?
Anonymous
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I didn't know that there were this many dumbass people on /sp/ until now.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11913689 Honestly, its goddamn hockey not darts, if you get hurt its just part of the game, with all the precautions in place and the future improvements means that hockey will be a sport that anybody can play not just the athletic, i say if you get injured that means you did a good job but you fucked up
Anonymous
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>>11913646 nigga please you can blur out the numbers just leave your name on
BigMike !pkmkiWwGoQ
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Upon further investigation. Kane does not have a twitter account.
wow...and i thought /b/tards were dumb.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913727 retard i bet you mean evander kane, so please run along and go lick a lollipop or eat a cupcake or find stalberg
Anonymous
Honest Question Why did you not go to college? If you did, where would you have gone?
Vic 'The Bro' Stalbro !!tOtILtqruNK
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>>11913768 QUIT BADMOUTHIN ME BRO
DONT LISTEN TO THIS GUY. HES FAKE. THIS IS REAL BLACKHAWK. SWEDEN NUMBER 1.
Anonymous
>>11913690 >>11913591 >doesn't even know that kane doesn't have a twitter Anonymous
schalke
Love How OVECHKIN posts pictures of himself on Twitter, with his family, what he is eating... this proves that the Twitter is his. Man, if only you can do this too, and just post a simple Twitter message that we know, proving you are real..... but you just are not good enough. Thats why I am rooting for the Caps!
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11913823 bunk as fuck, looks more like hayden christensen
Anonymous
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>>11913768 Nice try, but Evander Kane is in Slovakia playing for Team Canada.
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I'm actually Jerry Bettman. Detroit wins WCF in 6.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913847 Honestly, i'm not really kept in the know, i do know i had a twitter last year but i never got around to updating it, its a giant waste of time.
Anonymous
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>>11913847 Confirmed for future disappointment.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
The burning question who will make the finals Detroit and Tampa, with Tampa sweeping the wings.
Anonymous
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Did you faggots finally come to terms with this shit not being real?
Anonymous
Hey KANE!!!!! BIG HAWKS FAN HERE!! Is a stallberg still a faggot?
Anonymous
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>>11913877 post a picture of something or do something to prove your real
Anonymous
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>>11913913 this further confirmed he is a troll
Anonymous
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Hell yea Kaner! Just wanna say you da man and hope to see you guys in the playoffs next season also, you plan on attending any of the bulls games for round 2?
>>11913616 >claims to be back home when Kane is in Atlanta >>11913523 >knows me from Van-Chicago threads while Kane was kinda busy, being on the ice, playing those games >>11913816 >talks about his Twitter account, which Kane has never had MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11913948 no shit he is. i heard that he gave ben smith a little goodbye present in the locker room.
Anonymous
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>>11913913 Triple dubs.
Must be true.
KANE IS A PROPHET.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913960 your really breaking my balls buddy, you seem pretty interested in me, are you sure you arent stalberg?
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>>11913983 >implying faggot OP shouldn't be grateful that we're saging his bullshit thread, so more people on /sp/ don't see is dumbshit ass exposed anonymous
I am going to play along here. Which current series interests you the most and why?
Doctor Perry Cox !MKeSSELgW6
Sign in Toronto. Whoever you are, we'd overrate the shit out of you and build statues for you. There's a huge difference between an NHLer and a Maple Leaf. The most mediocre Leafs are never forgotten.
Anonymous
How did you enjoy your time playing with the Knights? What bars did you go to when you lived here?
Anonymous
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PEOPLE ARE STILL FALLING FOR THIS SHIT?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914017 Caps and Bolts, i would die a happy man if ovie never got to touch the cup.
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
Anonymous
>>11912524 What is your full name?
See it's just that easy /sp/.
Anonymous
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>>11914000 Why do you always shy away from hits/not get to the dirty areas like a huge faggot?
The Sedins have bigger balls then you.
Anonymous
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>>11913410 Then why do a number of NHL players have twitter accounts?
Anonymous
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Dodging
>>11913781 Confirmed for F&G
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11914053 patrick kane jr
Anonymous
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mgm, how long have you been on sp?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11913781 would you rather make millions doing something that you loved, or go to college and maybe at the most make a few million over a course of a few decades?
happy?
Wings AU
>>11914042 Why so much Ovie hate? I am not a big Ovie fan but still.
Also forgot trip on original question.
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914114 he goes out of his way to fuck up players.
Anonymous
>>11913960 >>11913960 >>11913960 >>11913960 >>11913960 >>11913960 CONFIRMED FOR EXPOSED FAGGOT AND NOT KANE
WHY DOES THIS THREAD EXIST
Anonymous
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>Get to play the game you love for millions of dollars >I studied for 8 years and went into debt to work in a cubicle WHY.jpg
Anonymous
>>11914105 Wrong answer
PLAYING for college you fucking fakefag moron
STOP FEEDING THE TROLLS
Anonymous
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READ THIS AND STOP FUCKING POSTING YOU DOLTS
>>11913960 >>11913960 >>11913960 >>11913960 READ THIS AND STOP FUCKING POSTING YOU DOLTS
>>11913960 >>11913960 >>11913960 >>11913960 Anonymous
>>11914128 it's a known fact that Kane and Ovie are pretty tight IRL nice try you fag
I'm pretty sure Kane and Ovie went to Russia 2 summers ago and chilled
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914138 I guess i gotta address this dudes claims
>>11913616 claims to be back home when Kane is in Atlanta
why you stalking me bro?
>>11913523 knows me from Van-Chicago threads while Kane was kinda busy, being on the ice, playing those games
i hopped on sp right after the loss to check out what was gonna happen
>>11913816 talks about his Twitter account, which Kane has never had
had one, just never really used it and it got deleted this october.
Anonymous
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11914202 admit it, he is a goon
MGM !EURgFUR86s
Anonymous
>>11914219 post a picture of you eating a pizza. Ovechkin can, why can't you?
Anonymous
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How do you handle playing against players you used to play with? Do you treat them like anyone else you're playing against? Is there a sense of friendship or hatred?
Anonymous
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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way to go tampa!
Anonymous
Your thoughts on the Stars? Did you think they "choked" or "overachieved"?
Anonymous
>>11914219 How did you enjoy your time playing with the Knights? What bars did you go to when you lived here?
Anonymous
Kaner, which would you rather eat? Chicago style Hot dog, or a Chicago Deep-dish Pizza
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914300 I loved the knights, and stop asking about the bars, im not gonna say
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>>11914255 >asspained from effortless exposure as clueless fuck I'm waiting for "ok ok I'm not Kane, I'm a different player"
>>11914263 >implying that wouldn't be a pic of some fat /sp/ neckbeard, since this guy sure as fuck ain't Kane Anonymous
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Kane, how long have you been browsing(posting on /sp/?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914308 motherfucking lou malnattis deep dish goddamn
Ask Rebecca Black Anything
HEY GUISE its me Rebecca Black! Ask me a question and I will respond trufully!
Anonymous
Patrick Kane the biggest jew fuck that ever lived. Makes millions but doesn't have 20 cents to pay cab drivers
kid kiyoshi (PULL DAN ELLIS) !!bT4r5YGIdXE
kid kiyoshi (PULL DAN ELLIS) !!bT4r5YGIdXE Mon 02 May 2011 10:22:00 No. 11914417 Report If this is Kane, what up man. Who would win in a fight between you, Sharp and Toews?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
Anonymous
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>>11914353 MY NIGGA KNOWS WHERE IT'S AT!
Anonymous
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Kane, wht team do you use most in Tecmo Superbowl?
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
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>>11914382 I am Spartacus!
Anonymous
Anonymous
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914417 Lol, i would have to say myself, Sharp would'nt want to ruin his perfect face and toews could kick my ass he isnt fast enough in a fight.
Obama
Ask a president of a nation anything
JCUTTER !XhfHMGXxug
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Hey guys, Jay Cutler here. What's going on in this thread?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11914464 hahaha this is pretty funny.
kid kiyoshi (PULL DAN ELLIS) !!bT4r5YGIdXE
kid kiyoshi (PULL DAN ELLIS) !!bT4r5YGIdXE Mon 02 May 2011 10:24:00 No. 11914493 Report >>11914467 I don't know, Toews seems like the type to protect his face. That guy is pretty.
Anonymous
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tell us whats in your fridge right now
Vic 'The Bro' Stalbro !!tOtILtqruNK
>>11914471 what presdient you nation of bro?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914493 Sharp has the prettyest face, no homo.
Anonymous
>>11914319 Why not? I just want confirmation its actually you. I don't care about the stories of you at these bars
Anonymous
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>>11914299 still waiting........
lol i trol u !!8m+H51rfpNO
>>11914471 Hey Obama, what happened to all those nice promises you made in 08?
:(
Also, what do you think of this dumb faggot who was trying to pretend he was Pat Kane, and instead just exposed himself as a dumbshit?
Anonymous
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>>11914519 Sharp confirmed for one being one of Chicago's "50 Most Beautiful People"
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914533 molly blooms, buck wilds, gars.
Anonymous
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>>11914533 This thread is full of confirmation that he's NOT Kane.
Anonymous
Ask Osama Bin Laden Anything
Ask Osama Bin Laden Anything. I can't post a picture of myself, but I can answer questions... Go Madrid!
Anonymous
>>11914515 Lol nice try
>>11914565 Let me be perfectly clear, I met all my promises
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Are people here so stupid that they believe this is Kane, or is he just samefagging these questions to himself?
Ask Osama Bin Laden Anything
>>11914597 WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU INTERRUPTING CELEBRITY APPRENTICE?
Anonymous
Hey Partrick What do you think of the blacks? Lazy porch monkeys right?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
Obama
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>>11914629 Let me be perfectly clear...it's important
Anonymous
>>11914577 London bro here, mfw when Buck Wilds is a gaybar...what are you tryin to say Kaner?
Anonymous
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do you and vaughn ever hang out?
Natsbro !hEN9Rne1LY
>>11914595 alright i have to ask. why the hostility and the whole "9/11" thing bro? like wtf
Anonymous
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>>11914642 FAKE AGAIN
I know Patrick IRL
and thats not what he would say
FUCK YOU FAKEFAG
Anonymous
Kane, seriously, where do you think the puck is from the Game 6 in Philly? Do you think the ref took it? Also, that was the most confusing moment of my life. I wanted to be so excited, but I wasn't sure if it was legit or not. But YOU knew.
Anonymous
>>11914577 Buck wild? Really? Was stallberg with you?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914670 hahaha im not stalberg, but we went as a gag once, the same reason girls go to tittybars, as a joke.
SAM GODFORD !!Vgc5+F7yv9M
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Did you play for the London Knight? What do you think of the House of Green?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914685 Either the ref or leighton
Ask Osama Bin Laden Anything
>>11914673 It wasn't me bro. If you look closely, you can see the spaceships in the background, like the ones in Independence Day, shooting them green shit.
Also, I hate the fact that I say it wasn't me, and I even stated proof, but they put over a recording saying "I HATE AMERICA, KILL KILL KILL"
bad rap all around...
Anonymous
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>>11914699 Confirmed for being Kane
MGM !EURgFUR86s
Anonymous
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Ameribros get in here, shit is clearly important:
>>11914200 >>11914200 Ameribros get in here, shit is clearly important:
>>11914200 >>11914200 Ameribros get in here, shit is clearly important:
JCUTTER !XhfHMGXxug
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come on guys ask me.
Anonymous
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>>11914734 That Leighton guy blows dick do you think if they had an actual NHL goalie you lose?
Anonymous
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during the 1st round, were you thinking of all the greentext that was going on /sp/ during the games?
Natsbro !hEN9Rne1LY
>>11914743 makes sense. how do you handle all the bad rep tho? you must have a very strong personality!
Anonymous
If you could add any player to the Hawks over the offseason, who would you like to see added? What do you think about some of the Hawks memes on /sp/? Rape Township comes to mind.
Anonymous
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>>11914670 It's where they predrink before going to lavish
MGM !EURgFUR86s
>>11914856 Corey is really somebody who i hope we keep, and I'm sure we will keep him, honestly out of the NHL i'd love to see us get Phil Kessel, while he seems like a douche, he is a bro, and his talents are going to waste for toronto
Ask Osama Bin Laden Anything
>>11914837 I can't handle it! Thats why I have been in hiding! if i come out, I get killed! I have to find a way to show proof it wasn't me, and to reclaim my safety!
also have my Tampa Bay jersey on now! I'm glad they won in Overtime!
Anonymous
you the mod that banned
>>11894387 ?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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>>11914941 im not anything but a simple bro
Anonymous
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HEY KANNERRRRRR! quick question, whos better, datsyuk or zetterburg? or who scares you more? long live the hawks
Anonymous
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is semin one of the biggest douches out there cause he sure looks and acts like it
Diabuddy !!yIYepBjdfrp
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Kaner, what's your favorite bar to go to when you're in Buffalo?
MGM !EURgFUR86s
whats all this about osama getting killed?
Natsbro !hEN9Rne1LY
>>11914933 hey just got some news that youre dead. your thoughts?
Anonymous
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>>11915076 YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN YES WE CAN
Anonymous
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>>11914930 since there aren't any blacks in the NHL do you feel like you have a big dick?
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>>11915156 how can I be Dead if im posting on /sp/?
must be my twin brother... Ricky bin Ladin
Anonymous
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kane, how many times since you won the cup have you thanked michael leighton for single handedly handing you guys the cup? the flyers were a much better team than you guys aside from the shit they had in net which ultimately cost them
Natsbro !hEN9Rne1LY
Shimonoseki
Ask Osama Bin Laden Anything
>>11915268 They have no proof that I am dead! Where is my body? How did I die?
Im right here and alive. They will not find me.
ben@rape User !!uoRbbqHWuRl
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Brett Lebda, what is your opinion on TERRORISM.
Natsbro !hEN9Rne1LY
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>>11915486 ya but we have USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
Anonymous
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WWW.FOXNEWS.COM >USAMA BIN LANDEN OH GOD CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Anonymous
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kaner, you think other nhl players are browsing this board rt now?