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You know what I admire most about the GOAT? He isn't a fucking fairytale. He's real life. MJ is the biggest asshole on the face of the planet. You know why? Because he has to be. That's how greatness is truly earned. You can't give a fuck. It's a hard god damn world if you want to be great. What happens to the nice guy? He fucking dies. He gets his head smashed in by the fucking GOAT. He gets told. He gets put in his place. He lives the life of mediocrity. Jordan never put on a phony nice guy face. Jordan never made excuses. He knew what he wanted and he knew he wasn't going to get it by worrying about other people's feelings. He talked mad shit, pissed his opponents off, threw them of their game, and then took a big shit all over them. It paid off, don't you think? Rings, Championships, Fame, Glory, Cash, White bitches. The life. (Well, except the part where he got his dad killed). The Greatest Alpha of All Time.
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>>11913135 Agreed, except for
>Jordan never put on a phony nice guy face. You best believe he put on his best fucking nice guy face for all those commercials, and all of Space Jam.
Still, anything for the money, right?
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>>11913207 Jordan was still a fucking dick in Space Jam, dude.
He's also a dick in all the Hanes commercials.
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>>11913135 >MJ is a dishonest dick >Becomes the quintessential 90's era basketball role model anyway >Charles Barkley is an honest dick that made friends with the girl he accidentally spat on during a game >Become infamous for being truthful and saying that basketball players shouldn't be role models >Never get a ring Shit's turrible, man.
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When Kobe wins 7 rings, these posts become completely irrelevant.
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>>11913288 Fucking this. I always feel bad for Sir Charles for 0 ring
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>>11913331 >I feel bad for a famous millionaire Really?
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>>11913237 Mm.. that's odd.
I only saw Jordan during the tail end of his playing career and in Space Jam, and was only 10 years old in '98.
I still find it hard to shake my childhood perception of MJ of being a nice guy......
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>>11913135 >(Well, except the part where he got his dad killed). lol at people that still want to believe this is true
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Lebron wins 8 rings, Wade 9. These posts become irrelevant
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>>11913288 >implying Jordan doesn't hasn't made more of a positive impact Do you not watch his movies, commercials and his SNL appearance? It's ten times better than Barkley commercials and SNL appearances.
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>>11913309 Isn't Kobe also a humongous dick?
if he becomes GOAT you can just remove MJ's OP pic and use Kobe's card-smasher face instead and barely touch the OP text
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Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Mon 02 May 2011 09:53:00 No. 11913412 Report Tim Tebow was a nice guy and he won 2 national championships and is generally regarded as the greatest college football player of all time.
Anonymous
>>11913412 tim tebow's a faggot and this is widely accepted in the scientific community
Anonymous
>The Greatest Alpha of All Time. what the fuck did you just say?
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Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Mon 02 May 2011 09:55:00 No. 11913485 Report Anonymous
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>>11913288 weird thing is that $ and Chuck are buds, and it would've been fucking hilarious to have have a $ + Chuck + Rodman + Pippen Bulls with some white dude playing center. Dunno who the PG would have been...probs Rodman because why not.
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>>11913485 what's with all the period blood?
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>>11913412 tim tebow wasn't even the best player on his own team, that was Percy Harvin
also Chris Leak won the '06 title, not Tim
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Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Mon 02 May 2011 09:58:00 No. 11913597 Report >>11913516 Tebow fingers bitches on the rag.
It's still not against his religion.
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dude had a vendetta, got cut in high school and basically said "FUCK YOU" to everyone in his way>coach: you know mike there is no I in Team >MJ: Yeah but theres an I in WIN
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michael jordana? never heard of her
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Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Mon 02 May 2011 10:00:00 No. 11913648 Report Quoted By:
>tim tebow wasn't even the best player on his own team, that was Percy Harvin That would be true if Percy Harvin wasn't injured every other play.>also Chris Leak won the '06 title, not Tim Yup. That's true.
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>>11913597 so beta he can't get a bitch whose vagina doesn't reak of decaying blood
Anonymous
>>11913478 cobb went past alpha straight to sociopath, bro
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You forgot the part where he had the most expensive divorce in world fucking history. Oh well, I heard he got plenty of pussy when he was on the road anyway.
Anonymous
Do you want to know how to piss off butthurt basement dwelling atheists? Tim Tebow
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Nice thread. MJ is the GOAT, still making $20M a year
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>>11913703 Jordan had his dad killed
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>>11913724 I personally hate Tebow and I don't dwell in a basement and am quite religious.
heres a question, if Tebow is so religious why didn't he attend Boston College or Notre Dame?
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>>11913818 >Claims to be religious >talk of Protestant missionary joining Catholic schools >notsureiftroll.jpg Anonymous
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>>11913818 >I personally hate Tebow Subhuman jelly neckbeard detected.
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>>11913818 The butthurt is strong in this one.
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>>11913749 Can I get some articles online, anywhere, to confirm this?
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>>11913478 >ty cobb >alpha as fuck >participated in the KKK bowl of NOPE.jpg
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Duncan joins the Heat and wins 12 rings, undisputed GOAT
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>>11914008 there was some speculation that MJ's dad's death had something to do with MJ's gambling habit, but it wound up being bullshit. it was just a couple of shit head kids out for a thrill kill.
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>>11914288 he got his dad killed, deal with it
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>>11913135 I don't come to /sp/ often. What is a GOAT?
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>>11914341 Greatest Of All Time
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