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You know what I admire most about the GOAT?

He isn't a fucking fairytale. He's real life.
MJ is the biggest asshole on the face of the planet.
You know why? Because he has to be. That's how greatness is truly earned. You can't give a fuck. It's a hard god damn world if you want to be great.
What happens to the nice guy? He fucking dies. He gets his head smashed in by the fucking GOAT. He gets told. He gets put in his place. He lives the life of mediocrity.
Jordan never put on a phony nice guy face. Jordan never made excuses. He knew what he wanted and he knew he wasn't going to get it by worrying about other people's feelings. He talked mad shit, pissed his opponents off, threw them of their game, and then took a big shit all over them.

It paid off, don't you think? Rings, Championships, Fame, Glory, Cash, White bitches. The life. (Well, except the part where he got his dad killed).
The Greatest Alpha of All Time.