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>mfw a poverty-stricken european kicked a cows skull between two of his children's emaciated corpses, then pulled his goatskin garment over his head, ran in circles yelling in a language comprised mostly of tongue clicks and grunts, unwittingly attracting the attention of a pack of marauders from a neighboring tribe, who then killed him and ate his heart raw as a tribute to the sun and called it sport near me