10:30 ON A SUNDAY NIGHT, THE PRESIDENT IS GOING LIVE ON ALL THE NETWORKS, NO ONE KNOWS WHY ALIEN LIFE CONFIRMED
Anonymous
Anonymous
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is this the real life? whats he gonna do? start ANOTHER war? Joke on Trump?
Anonymous
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oh shit. Nothing good can come of this.
Anonymous
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ASTEROID INCOMING
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>11914234 turn on msnbc, cnn, etc.
Anonymous
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not sure if..... nope im pretty sure this is a troll
Anonymous
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MY BODY IS READY FOR ALIENS
Anonymous
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>mfw invasion of Iran
Anonymous
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its prob about tornado's or Japan
Anonymous
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?????????????/ CITATIONS NEEDED A LOT OF THEM SO WE CAN CROSS CHECK THEM RIGHT NOW GO GO GO
Anonymous
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED
Anonymous
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Lets get this shit started>aliens
Anonymous
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inb4 bin laden
Anonymous
OBAMA IS RETIRING TO GO ON TOUR AS A STANDUP COMEDIAN
Anonymous
REUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADEN REUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADENREUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADENREUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADENREUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADENREUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADENREUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADENREUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADENREUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADENREUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADENREUTERS IS REPORTING THAT US FORCES HAVE CAPTURED OSAMA BIN LADEN
Chooch51 !!FnpSzof2GZy
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Its real, SHITS GOIN DOWN. 1030 on a sunday? We goin to war bitches
Anonymous
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its about bama tornado shite
Draper !HFm7vhOd5o
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This better be good
Anonymous
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ALL WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS SAYING NOTHING SHIT IS GETTING REAL
Anonymous
$20 says ground troops in Libya
Anonymous
Anonymous
Militaryfag here, we're going to war with Libya. No joke.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>11914391 God I hope not.
Anonymous
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IT'S GOTTA BE BIN LADEN
Anonymous
Chief Lazy Horse !E5rTpFZqYg
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prolly just announcing the release of his latest rap cd
Anonymous
Noob Saibot !k/GQQsN1Qg
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National Security related?
Anonymous
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BREAKING NEWS: President Obama is expected to make a statement tentatively at 10:30 p.m., the White House said.
>CNN.COM Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>11914346 pullout from iraq, go straight to libya
what the fuck
Anonymous
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>ALIEN LIFE CONFIRMED Yeah. It's all in south Texas.
Chooch51 !!FnpSzof2GZy
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WE GOIN TO WAR BITCHES This is such a terrible idea
Anonymous
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HE WOULDN'T RANDOMLY ANNOUNCE GROUND TROOPS OR SOME SHIT IT HAS TO BE AN EVENT THAT HAS HAPPENED OF SOME KIND
Anonymous
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THEY FUCKIN FINALLY FOUND VOLDEMORT HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
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Oh wow another pointless war we don't need to be on! Dick Cheney must be happy.
Anonymous
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relax, he is just reminding everyone that USA WON FIFA
Draper !HFm7vhOd5o
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my money is on aliens captured Bin Laden and we're going to war against the North Korea/Alien alliance
Anonymous
>mfw this is probably just another 20 minute rambling speech where he says the same thing 4 different times using different words about how the economy sucks and things are shit but he's going to fix it and people elected change and republicans are bad guys and believe in obama he can do it and its not his fault and blah blah blah
Anonymous
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>libya >fighting 3 wars Fuck this shit. We didn't even win the first two.
Anonymous
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I hope an asteroid is incoming, I don't want to keep studying for finals
Anonymous
WE GON DIE YALL O LAWD>SHAW
Anonymous
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>>11914525 >implying he would go on TV at 1030 on a sunday night to ramble Anonymous
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it's a new moon tomorrow. if we were sending in ground troops to libya (or iran) it would either have happened a few hours ago or tomorrow night.
PhiladelphiaUNION !!e+TFsmlqKZ3
Anonymous
WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN WE KILLED OSAMA BIN LADEN
Anonymous
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CNN just said it was about National Security. ITS FUCKING ALIENS HOLD ON TO YOUR ASS
Anonymous
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CALL YOUR FRIENDS AND TELL THEM THIS SHIT IS HIGH ALERT. NO ONE KNOWS WHAT TO EXPECT. DONT PANIC THOUGH STAY CALM OH GOD WHAT HAS HAPPENED
Anonymous
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I hope America isn't starting another war. Goddamn. You guys are going to get Canada blown up or some shit soon.
Anonymous
obama steps up to the mic... takes a deep breath as he utters>putting ketchup in the fridge and makes this face
Anonymous
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The fall of the American Dollar. Shit Im going to Canada
Anonymous
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>mfw he says he's not from America but from Muslimsstan and that elections are suspended and he is the new Imam of America and forces Christians, atheists, gays and republicans into camps to be gassed for the great ALAH
Anonymous
Chief Lazy Horse !E5rTpFZqYg
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Reminds me of Kennedy's press conference during the Cuban Missile Crisis incoming nuclear holocaust
Anonymous
>mfw Based Obama called this conference because we've captured Osama but it's probably just gonna be some shit about the tornadoes...
Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
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It has to be fucking aliens
Anonymous
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>>11914559 Thank you Based Retard.
Clifton Flocka Deerslayer !!r+BD/Vtvyuj
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there was a child abduction alert here earlier hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anonymous
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>>11914590 The world would collapse
Anonymous
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>>11914562 this is it
captcha - Husserl. dedinat
Anonymous
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OH LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDDDDDDDDDDD DAT ANTICIPATION inb4 he spits a freestyle
Anonymous
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>>11914590 Geraldo reporting it has something to do with ghadaffi
I bet its a nuclear attack
Anonymous
How long till this Ameribros? Is shit going down fo' real?
Anonymous
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>mfw Based Obama is going to apologize to buttmad Trump
Anonymous
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>>11914601 ALL OF THEM. THIS IS PRIORITY ONE
Anonymous
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Not about Libya not about Libya -CNN
Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
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>>11914633 2 minutes and it was on like every channel so its legit
Anonymous
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>>11914562 he's been dead for about 8 years
Anonymous
>shit on the constitution by attacking Libya without even getting authorization from congress >shit on the constitution even more by invading without talking to congress or having a discussion with the public trying to persuade them that it is the right thing to do >mfw Obama manages to be even more of a warmongering totalitarian despot who doesn't give a fuck about the constitution than Bush was
Anonymous
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ANNOUNCEMENT: HE'S REALLY A KENYATA AND THE BIRTHERS WERE RIGHT ALL ALONG
Anonymous
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>ALIENS >ALIENS >ALIENS >ALIENS >ALIENS >ALIENS >ALIENS >ALIENS >ALIENS >ALIENS HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS, LADIES!
Anonymous
We probably killed Qadafi.
PhiladelphiaUNION !!e+TFsmlqKZ3
Anonymous
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What has the world come to when basement dwellers willingly tune in for a boring political speech
Anonymous
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>mfw I'm somewhat nervous
Anonymous
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>>11914603 >mfw its been determined that he died years ago due to his age and kidney condition Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT IM SO EXCITED
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
>yfw he's just doing it now to interrupt the end of the apprentice Trump pissed off the wrong man
Anonymous
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>>11914645 But France attacked Libya first!
>implying this makes it better Anonymous
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OH LAWD WE GON DIE WE GON DIE stop being ignorant
Anonymous
>>11914547 HOLD ME I DON'T WANT TO DIE ALONE
BucShot! !.jiKWiU..E
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>>11914403 >militaryfag >go to war with Libya lolok
Anonymous
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I'm actually nervous. I hope it's good news though.
Brod
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>implying he wont play the clip of the Silence from this weeks Doctor Who so we can all kill the aliens living in the shadows on sight and be rid of our evil alien overlords wait what was i just talking about
Anonymous
Why am I actually nervous about this?
Anonymous
STREAM FOR YOU COMPLETELY POOR, NO-TV-HAVING PEOPLE Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:29:00 No. 11914695 Report http://www.whitehouse.gov/live/president-obama-delivers-statement aw, Lybia? Boo. I was hoping it would be something awesome like we've killed Osama.
STARTS IN ONE MINUTE
Anonymous
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WHAT IS GOING ON????????
Anonymous
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inb4 something disappointing and obvious like announcing we're in a recession
Obama
Anonymous
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>>11914695 IT DOESN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT LIBYA
Anonymous
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He said it does NOT HAVE TO DO WITH LIBYA
Anonymous
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FUCK CNN STOP HYPING THIS MY BODY ISN'T READY
Anonymous
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Im legit freaking out...
Anonymous
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fuck this is stressful. Maybe its something positive? everybody is getting 300$
Anonymous
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10:30 Eastern Time Nothing here
Anonymous
>>11914657 a B52 strike already hit most of his family. Killing Qadafi isnt big enough news to make a 10:30PM sunday president announcement about.
Anonymous
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>yfw Based Obama has found Bin Laden
Anonymous
inb4 Obama speaks on PSN, you heard it hear first.
Anonymous
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Aw shit nigga. I'm scared.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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If it's not Libya related, my next best guess is Pakistan.
Anonymous
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>turn on CNN >Anonymous threatens to hack Iran today Awesome? When did this happen?
Anonymous
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>>11914694 Because it's an emergency announcement at 11:30 at night from the white house
Anonymous
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>>11914694 because you are a faggot, that's why
Clifton Flocka Deerslayer !!r+BD/Vtvyuj
Anonymous
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>>11914645 BUT BUT BUT THE WAR POWERS ACT!
HIS WAR ISN'T ILLEGAL BECAUSE HE'S GOT A D INFRONT OF HIS NAME!
Anonymous
>>11914694 because you are part of the /sp/ hivemind hype machine
ALIENS BIN LADEN LIBYA NUCLEAR WAR DRAFT DRAFT DRAFT DRAFT
Anonymous
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>being alone on /sp/ today after Sunday Funday GODDAMNIT
Anonymous
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SHOULD WE PANIC? WHEN DO WE START TO PANIC? SHOULD WE PANIC NOW? NOW? I THINK WE SHOULD PANIC SHOULD WE PANIC?
Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
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>>11914722 Besides a wire service would pick that up immediately
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Fuck you bros im shaking :(
Clifton Flocka Deerslayer !!r+BD/Vtvyuj
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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ALABAMA IS UNDER MILITARY LAW
Anonymous
>Mandatory exercise for all amerifats
Anonymous
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I'm fucking freaking out? Osama dead I hope. Nothing about Libya according to my nigga Wolf. I'm fucking scared.
Anonymous
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Fuck this isn't looking good
Anonymous
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oh fucking shit
Anonymous
>>11914724 >mfw Obama announces PSN is back up Chooch51 !!FnpSzof2GZy
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I will destroy the asteroid SP. Ill put the team on my back, Ill do it for Madden
Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
Anonymous
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What is going on why is CNN hyping this shit?!
Anonymous
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inb4 attacking BEST KOREA
Anonymous
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Obama's running in tomorrow's Canadian election.
Anonymous
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>>11914738 The draft ended Saturday. We should be good now, right?
Noob Saibot !k/GQQsN1Qg
>Geraldo making me fucking nervous Goddamnit
Anonymous
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>yfw Obama resigns as president to become a comedian. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Aj8fAgyc0 Anonymous
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>>11914753 I don't believe him EVER, until Obama says it I'll think it's Libya.
Anonymous
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THIS IS JUST TO INTERRUPT CELEBRITY APPRENTICE, ATTACKING TRUMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous
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>It's not Libya What the fuck is happening?
Anonymous
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NOTHING TO DO WITH LIBYA - Wolf motherfucking Blitzer>CONFIRMED FOR ALIENS >CONFIRMED FOR ALIENS >CONFIRMED FOR ALIENS >CONFIRMED FOR ALIENS >CONFIRMED FOR ALIENS >CONFIRMED FOR ALIENS >CONFIRMED FOR ALIENS
Anonymous
Obama is just trolling Celebrity Apprentice
Anonymous
>>11914722 >a B52 strike already hit most of his family one of his sons is not most of his family
and that isn't even absolutely confirmed, it is just libyian medida
Anonymous
Obama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractorObama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractorObama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractorObama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractorObama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractorObama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractorObama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractorObama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractorObama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractorObama's announcing his resignation because he's a tractor
BucShot! !.jiKWiU..E
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Actually I hope it's something military related so I can get big gubmint monies.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>Based Obama went into the Middle East and single-handedly hunted down Osama this afternoon, and just got back with the body which will be show to the American People. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Anonymous
>aliens are threatening to blow up the earth unless facebook reveals who viewed everyones profile, which pictures, and how many times
Anonymous
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>shortly after inning the NBA MVP award, sources are telling me Derrick Rose has killed Osama Bin Laden
Anonymous
Brod
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its got to be his resignation, please be resignation
Anonymous
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>>11914780 i would be more worried if geraldo said it was something good because he's wrong so much
MGM !EURgFUR86s
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I'm thinking aliens.
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>mfw people don't realize we ARE NATO
Anonymous
>>11914798 learn to spell you jerk
Anonymous
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>mfw Obama's announcement is going to upstage the federal election tomorrow in Canada Fuck. I'm shitting bricks. Don't do anything stupid, America.
Anonymous
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EVERYONE GTF IN HERE
Clifton Flocka Deerslayer !!r+BD/Vtvyuj
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im fuckin scared bro
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Shit, Yurope needs more semen and Obama is calling a world wide conference to ship more sploge to yurope.
Anonymous
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WTF IS GOING ON I AM SCURD
Anonymous
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what the fuck is going on
Anonymous
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>>11914798 >tractor Still more intelligent than Bush.
Anonymous
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>mfw we're all doomed Yuro here, if we go down, we put our differences aside and go down together
Draper !HFm7vhOd5o
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Obama elects himself to a 2nd term and abolishes the Congress
Anonymous
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FUCK WHEN IS IT GOING TO START?
Anonymous
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THIS IS JUST TO INTERRUPT CELEBRITY APPRENTICE, ATTACKING TRUMP THIS IS JUST TO INTERRUPT CELEBRITY APPRENTICE, ATTACKING TRUMP THIS IS JUST TO INTERRUPT CELEBRITY APPRENTICE, ATTACKING TRUMP
Anonymous
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>mfw Obama announces free blow jobs for everyone
Anonymous
We found a cure to aids screen cap this shit
Anonymous
>MFW THERE IS A NATIONAL ALERT AND THERE ARE NO CLASSES TOMORROW
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>11914791 lol isn't that on now?
Anonymous
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I'm SCARED AS FUCK
Biggoron !7MEjOOrFog
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>Not about Libya >National Security I'm scared /sp/
Anonymous
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>WHITEHOUSE CONTACTED ALL MAJOR NEWS STATIONS >IMPROMPTU ANNOUNCEMENT >STAY TUNED >THIS IS BIG >GET READY FUCK MY BODY IS NOT READY FUCK MY BODY IS NOT READY
Anonymous
Anonymous
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We attacking north korea yall
Anonymous
SHIT SHIT SHIT WHAT CHANNEL IS THIS ON???
Anonymous
Anonymous
CNN says it isn't good news
Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
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>inb4 its just a conference congratulating the dead Pope on beatification
Anonymous
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>11914818 >implying Obama isn't a John Deer tractor >implying Obama isn't a John Deer tractor >implying Obama isn't a John Deer tractor >implying Obama isn't a John Deer tractor >implying Obama isn't a John Deer tractor >implying Obama isn't a John Deer tractor >implying Obama isn't a John Deer tractor >implying Obama isn't a John Deer tractor Anonymous
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MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY MY BODY IS NOT READY
Anonymous
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>WASHINGTON, D.C. (BNO NEWS) -- Obama's address involves Osama bin Laden, CBS News reports citing sources. OSAMA IS DEAD OSAMA IS DEAD OSAMA IS DEAD OSAMA IS DEAD OSAMA IS DEAD OSAMA IS DEAD
!gUILt.6Nyo
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>Wolf Blitzer >UB Alumnus haters gonna hate
Anonymous
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>>11914839 >no more black people YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Anonymous
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DOUBLES ITS ALIENS
Anonymous
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CNN is reporting it's bad, bad news.
Anonymous
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>incoming nuke attack to the US imokwiththis.jpg As if I'm not useless already...
Anonymous
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>My fellow Americans, I'm holding this news conference to tell you about my new show "Celebrity Vice President", running on ABC, Sunday nights at 10:00
Nadisom Bungarmer's Beam Jacket !zNVeRAEPME
Nadisom Bungarmer's Beam Jacket !zNVeRAEPME Mon 02 May 2011 10:35:00 No. 11914889 Report Quoted By:
i knew you wacky bastards would have a thread for this MY BODY IS PROBABLY READY
Anonymous
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EVERYBODY GET IN HERE PREPARE YOUR BODIES
Anonymous
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dirty bomb/nuke attack imminent
Anonymous
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NOW THEY PUSHED THIS SHIT BACK TILL 10:45 FUCK I CAN'T TAKE IT I MUST KNOW NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU--
Anonymous
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>mfw the President has decided to declare war on Yurop.
Anonymous
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OSAMA BIN LADEN IS DEAD
Anonymous
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OBAMA OUTLAWS BCS AND NCAA ALSO HE ENDS THE LOCKOUT TUNE TO C-SPAN RIGHT NOW
Anonymous
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OH. FUCKING. SHIT.
Anonymous
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HOLY FUCK CNN is making this sound so nerve wracking. What the fuck could it be. I'm so anxious
Anonymous
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>mfw "Osama has been killed"
Anonymous
CNN IS REPORTING ANNOUNCEMENT IS TO THE WORLD NOT JUST THE USA OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON OH SHIT SON
Anonymous
Anonymous
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dubs says tupac found alive
Anonymous
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>>11914804 >yfw any respectable president would let them blow us the fuck up NovaBrotia !1eEiO51inQ
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SO MUCH ANTICIPATION
Anonymous
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This is Obama's push for campaign for reelection, he is just going to say the same shit he always does, this is for all the critics who say he doesn't have a spine, or is too cautious.
Anonymous
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>>11914862 Wolf Blitzer to fill us in
Anonymous
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Obama is gonna change Soccer to the national passtime
Anonymous
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Obama is going to announce Derrick Rose winning the MVP.
Anonymous
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>White House offical doesn't say anything to CNN but "Just get in" ohfuckohfuckohfuck
Anonymous
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OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD OSAMA BIN DEAD
Anonymous
Gaddafi son Alien life Osama Iran invasion Any others?
Anonymous
>Hear about this >come to /sp/ >Thread already has 200 posts
Anonymous
Anonymous
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fuckin blitzer makin cnn look liike saints
Anonymous
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>White House applauding CNN's coverage by not wildly speculating like FOX and MSNBC CNN CONFIRMED FOR GOD TIER EAT SHIT FOX AND MSNBC
Anonymous
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Loading guns into car now.
Anonymous
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>>11914907 OH SHIT.
MY ANUS IS NOT PREPARED.
This better be good...
MGM !EURgFUR86s
Anonymous
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>>11914931 A COMBINATION OF ALL
Anonymous
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>>11914804 why would you do that
!moNoTOnous
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>>11914932 Lol fucking this. I fucking love /sp/
Anonymous
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>MFW OBAMA SAYS THERE WILL BE NO LOCKOUT
Anonymous
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RT @jacksonjk: House Intelligence committee aide confirms that Osama Bin Laden is dead. U.S. has the body. This has to be what it's about.
Anonymous
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>ITS A STATEMENT TO THE ENTIRE WORLD >NATIONAL SECURITY STATEMENT OH SHIT WE GONNA GO TO WAR WITH THE WORLD
Anonymous
Guys this is serious, it's getting major attention internationally as well. Reporters in Australia are going to be getting the feed live to all of our news channels. what the fuck did you guys do...?
Anonymous
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ah shit the guy on msnbc was about to say what it was then goes "we're not allowed to say it!!!!!! sorry we have to wait"
Anonymous
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damnit cnn. this suspense is killing me.
Anonymous
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Osama has been killed.
Chooch51 !!FnpSzof2GZy
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MSNBC refusing to report OH MY GOD. Something is fucking goin down
Anonymous
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OH FUCK THE RAPTURE HAPPENED
Anonymous
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>National Security >Not involving Libya OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFU CKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCKOH FUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK
Anonymous
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FOREIGN POLICY MATTERS OH SHIT HERE WE GO
Shimonoseki
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So the mayan prophecy about 2012 is true ?
Anonymous
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Oh fuck guys... I don't know if my body is ready... fuuuuuuu
Anonymous
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>We won't speculate but this is what everyone else is saying that might be happening Fuck you CNN.
Ask Osama Bin Laden Anything
IM NOT DEAD! ASK ME ANYTHING!
Chief Lazy Horse !E5rTpFZqYg
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If Osama was killed Obama would want to announce it cause it is good politically
Anonymous
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MY BODY IS NOT READY
Anonymous
Anonymous
>GEROLDO BEHIND THE FUCKING BALL >GEROLDO BEHIND THE FUCKING BALL >GEROLDO BEHIND THE FUCKING BALL SHIT FOX NEWS GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>11914985 WILL I EVER HAVE SEX
Anonymous
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ITS SO IMPORTANT THAT THE PRESIDENT HAS TO MAKE AN EMERGENCY STATEMENT ON A LATE SUNDAY NIGHT OH SHIT OH FUCK MY BODY IS NOT READ
Anonymous
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they say he'[s dead and america has the body
Anonymous
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I am fucking scarred. WHY OBAMA?
Anonymous
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Obama's going to pimp the 3DS
Anonymous
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hide yo children hide yo wife hide yo husband obama rapin urbody
Anonymous
>Obama announcing that the Boston Celtics have been officially buttnihilated
Anonymous
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>keeping your dead terrorist leaders in the fridge
Anonymous
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he is joining the HEAT
Anonymous
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The only alien the White House knows about is the one without a birth cirtificate -- ODUMBO
Anonymous
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>>11914991 >OH I JUST THOUGHT OF Anonymous
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HAHAHAHAHAHA I hope someone else is watching Fox News Geraldo: "Whoa I just realized something..what if it's Osama? Wouldn't it just...be so wonderful...if that sonofa BITCH is dead in a ditch somewhere?"
Anonymous
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>>11914965 We're just re-confirming our awesomeness. Relax, ausbro.
Anonymous
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WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD WOLF CONFIRMS OSAMA IS DEAD
Anonymous
Anonymous
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10:38, nothing
Anonymous
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BLITZER JUST BASICALLY CONFIRMED IT'S BIN LADEN
Anonymous
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>Something we've been looking forward to from a US perspective Osama. He dead.
Anonymous
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>mfw watching CNN in anticipation.
Anonymous
Peter Parker !w4OE.NR44A
>ctrl+f zombies >0 results what the fuck nigga
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GERALDO SAID SON OF A BITCH THE WORLDS GOING TO HELL
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STOP TALKING ABOUT 2012 THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN
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>Wolf heavily implying it's Bin Laden Awww, yeah
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>>11914985 are you a wizard?
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From the future here- Osama Bin Laden has been killed. Carry on with your speculating. Yes, I'm kind of a wizard but not really. And yes, I'm always right.
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>Wolf saying that its something America has been looking forward to for quite a while OSAMA DEAD ITS CONFIRMED
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>>11914965 I DON'T FUCKING KNOW.
I'm just watching the Phillies game and this shit happens.
Oh fuck this could not be good. I really hope we killed Osama.
If we're going to war we are fucked.
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>House Intelligence committee aide confirms Osama Bin Laden is dead. U.S. has the body.
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Obama is taking his talents to South Beach
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Probably taking all troops out of Afghanistan or Iraq. Boring.
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OBAMA THE DECISION: Im taking talents to south beach white house to be relocated
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If Bin-Ladden is dead I will spam USA USA USA USA for my American bros.
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Geraldo just called bin Laden a son of a BITCH on air
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BucShot! !.jiKWiU..E
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>Osama is dead If that's true then I'm out of a job.
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Obama hating on the Orioles for their sweep
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>Obama to nation "I lost the nuclear football, anybody see it anywhere?"
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Geraldo reporting Bin Laden death
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NATIONAL SECURITY IM SCARED AS FUCK WERE SUPPOSED TO BE SAFE WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON WERE SO FUCKED IM HIDING UNDER MY FUCKING BED OBABO IS GOING TO WAR WITH ENGLAND FOR NOT GETTING AN INVITE TO THE FUCKING WEDDING LETS GO THIS IS THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
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>>11915038 hahahaha
but
OSAMA IS DEAD?!?!?!?!?!
COULD IT BE?
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>>11915006 LMFAO oh fuck i love /sp/
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AY NIGGA I'M SCARED BRUH REAL TALK DOE
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According to the news ticker, Obama is announcing that Fast Five topped the Box Office this weekend, proving that the Rock should dump WWE and return to Acting.
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>>11915038 stop the fucking presses
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>10:30pm press conference >10:40pm now >black people
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BREAKING NEWS NO MORE SEMEN FOR YUROP
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honestly, dead osama is a disappointment.
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SHIT MY BODY IS NOT READY
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inb4 TORRES inb4 MESSI inb4 USA inb4 FIFA
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DON'T GO TO THIS THREAD.
>>11914751 YOUR CURRENT THREAD IS BETTER
>>11914751 DON'T GO TO THIS THREAD.
>>11914751 YOUR CURRENT THREAD IS BETTER
>>11914200 DON'T GO TO THIS THREAD.
>>11914751 YOUR CURRENT THREAD IS BETTER
>>11914751 DON'T GO TO THIS THREAD.
>>11914751 YOUR CURRENT THREAD IS BETTER
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NEW THREAD NEEDED
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>yfw he's taking his talents to South Beach.
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>mfw OSAMA BIN DEAD
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>>11915055 >and nothing of value was lost Anonymous
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ITS OFFICIAL OBAMA IS OFFICIALLY MAKING THE PORTLAND TRAILBLAZERS THE REALEST NIGGAS IN THE NBA
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>>11914907 Kiwibro here. Confirming this. Have it on the TV right now in fact, watching for the announcement.
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Guys if its Osama we spam USA everywhere
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>ALIENS >2012 >OSAMA SPECULATING HERE. MY BET IS ON OSAMA.
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>>11915097 >implying Portland is apart of the United States Anonymous
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So if Osama is dead can the troops come home now?
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IT'S FUCKING OSAMA
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