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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 10:22:00 No.11914394 View ViewReplyOriginalReport

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>Studying for finals
>Get a text
>Check text
>Girl: "Oh my goood.. When are you gonna get home so i can blow you?! Jeez.
>Me:"I assuming, and I may or may not be wrong here, that you are drunk."
>Girl:"Nope."

>MFW

What should I say /sp/? I'm not making this shit up