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Osama was killed, the US now has possession of his body.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-13256676

>Al Qaida terrorists have threatened to unleash a “nuclear hellstorm” on the West if their leader and the world's most-wanted terrorist, Osama bin Laden, is nabbed. A senior Al Qaida commander has said that the terror group has stashed away a nuclear bomb in Europe which will be detonated if bin Laden is ever caught or assassinated.

http://www.thestatesman.net/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=367406&catid=37


Let's get this shit started
>Europe