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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:30:00 No.11919753 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>11919890

>I have 2 muslim roommates from Saudi Arabia
>haven't seen them since Obama announced Bin Laden was dead
>they're plotting against me

Should I run and get the fuck out of here? I have my door locked, lights off and i'm clutching the biggest knife I could grab after frantically sprinting from my room to the kitchen and back.

Help /sp/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:33:00 No.11919789 Report

Quoted By: >>11919884

Make a suit of armor out of bacon. Not only will it stop your terrorist roommates, but you can eat it afterwards.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:33:00 No.11919790 Report

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>Rich Saudi Exchange students
>Care about Osama Bin Laden, unless that's the name of someone in their immediate family

pick one

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:33:00 No.11919801 Report

Quoted By: >>11919884

Do you have any bacon in the apartment? If so, cover your door with it, they'll never come near you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:34:00 No.11919808 Report

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I dont have many escape options. I could either book it out my door and hope I make it out through the front door. Or I could jump out my window. The only problem being is it's one of those ghetto windows that doesn't open all the way so i'd have to jump through the glass.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:35:00 No.11919846 Report

Quoted By: >>11919896

they're probably hiding from racist drunk people like you asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:37:00 No.11919865 Report

Quoted By: >>11919896

They're out celebrating with everyone else, OP. You're the one hiding like a terrorist and planning a counter attack scenario in your head before any terror threats have been enacted towards you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:37:00 No.11919884 Report

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>>11919801
>>11919789
bacon mind

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:38:00 No.11919890 Report

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>>11919753

They are hiding from racist drunk assholes like me

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:38:00 No.11919896 Report

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>>11919865
>>11919846
I can hear them praying in the next room.

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kornwhyser !!CpyMsUGsSPX Mon 02 May 2011 13:39:00 No.11919916 Report

Quoted By: >>11919945

Has this night not taught you anything?

America is united. We stand tall as one. Assuming they've gotten to the point of either coming here for American education or welcoming you as their american living aquaintence, they are most likely not terrorists. This is the time to embrace them, show them what American brotherhood is all about. Have a drink with them, accept their cultural differences. The dead guy was not accepting and was a total bigot towards westerners. America should not be about typecasting people for religious beliefs or what country of origin they're from. Its about being a melting pot of awesomeness and freedom.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:40:00 No.11919928 Report

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RACIST ALCHOLIC DRUNK HERE OP U SHOULD KILL THEMN

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:41:00 No.11919945 Report

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>>11919916

Its taught us that racism, profiling and being drunk are when the greatest ideas are made.

DING DONG THE KING IS DEAD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 13:43:00 No.11919971 Report

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AMOTHER RACIST DRUNK HERE

OMG DID YOU KNOW THAT BROWN PEOPLE ARE TERRISITS???

THERES SOME BROWN PEOPLE WHO MOW MY LAWN MAYBE THEYRE TERRORISTS TOO???

AW FUCK IT ILL JUST KILL TTHEM

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