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>Fund & support Islamic radicalization
>train saudi rich kid through the CIA to towards the above
>get pissed off when he turns against you
>invade two countries to find him
>spend ten years and over a trillion dollars towards the above
>don't find him, tank your international credibility
>get sucked into costly nation building projects to try and preserve a shred of credibility
>nation building fails
>IED deaths skyrocket
>giant clusterfuck on your hands
>all of a sudden he miraculously appears in a mansion in pakistan despite his presence there having been speculated on for over two years
>HOORAY MISSION ACOOMPLISHED WE'RE THE GREETEST NOW WE CAN LEAVE
Carry on at this rate and George Washington will be turning in his grave with such torque that he'll rip space time, travel back in time and warn himself not to separate from the crown.