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>Bin Laden buried at sea

>Killed in Islamabad

>closest seaport is Karachi which is almost 1000 miles away

>implying after a heated battle, special forces thought it a priority to fly his body 1000 miles to the nearest seaport and buried him in 24 hours to make sure to be in accordance with Muslim tradition

I'm an American and we really are this fucking stupid