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Many of you euros (and sometimes others) on here always hate on the U.S. and try to make us out to be the bad guy, but deep down we know that you know the words in this picture describes exactly how you feel about this country, and the fact that we know this somewhat bothers you.

It's all good though. Europe is like America's immature little brother. Sure you guys sometimes act out and we have to put you in place once in awhile, but you guys are like family and we always have your back. Sure, like everybody else we have our own flaws and you may resent us at times, but deep down you know the U.S. is the greatest country/big brother in the world. We did not just hunt down and kill Usama Bin Laden because it benefited our own agenda, we also did it because we carry the responsibility to protect those who do not have the means to protect themselves.

Europe, rest of the world;

No thanks is needed, but you're welcome. Live and sleep well friends, and just know, if a bad guy wants to try and fuck with you they will have to go through us first.

-The GCOAT, America.