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>Within minutes of the official announcement, crowds gathered spontaneously outside the White House, Ground Zero, the Pentagon and in New York's Times Square to celebrate

>Fans attending a nationally-televised Major League Baseball game between the Philadelphia Phillies and the New York Mets at Citizens Bank Park initiated U-S-A! cheers in response to the news

Let's get this shit started:
>Murrika