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Brobama man I gotta say, that speech was boss. You da commander in chief. But bro you just painted a huge target on yourself for retaliation by taking personal responsibility. You got dat presidential swag we all love bro, you're the smoothest President since JFK probably, maybe Raegan. Take care of yourself bro, make sure secret service got your back. I'd hate for anything to happen to you.

Peace