1) The one that comes here purely to discuss sports
2) The one that comes here mostly on match days, but tends to lurk and/or post constructive posts on here on non-match days
3) The one that focuses on sports, but tends to go slightly off topic (funny, original)
4) The one that focuses on sports, but tends to go slightly off topic (unfunny, unoriginal)
5) The one who only lurks
6) The one who lurks and only replies when they feel threatened
7) The one that targets one team to make negative threads about them over and over again
8) Manchester United fans
9) The Portugese
10) Germans

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