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Abidals former Tumour The third revelation !XFMHPVMRgg Mon 02 May 2011 19:54:00 No.11923816 View View Reply Original Report

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shut the fuck up, DEAD PAKI HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH SPORS. HOW WOW. OHHHHHHHHHHHH WOW. YOU KILLED A 80 YEAR OLD MAN WHOES KIDNEYS DONT WORK

USA USA USA USA USA USA

YEEEAAAH WHATA COUNTRY. I HOPE WHEN YOU FUCKING PRICKS LOOK AT THE HOLE IN THE GROUND WHERE THE TOWERS USED TO BE, YOU GET THAT FEELING THAT ITS OK, BECAUSE YOU KILLED SOMEONE WHO WAS GOING TO DIE IN THE NEXT 5 YEARS ANYWAY. FUCK OFF YOU CUNT. PAKI'S GET KILLED IN THIS COUNTRY EVERY FUCKING DAY OF THE WEEK. HOW DID AMERICANS KILL BIN DID HE DRESS AS A BRITISH SOLDER? KNOW HOW MUCH YOU FAT FUCKS LOVE FRIENDLY FIRE. FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS. THIS ISNT SPORTS

MOD, IF YOU ARE READING THIS THEN DELETE THIS PAKI KILLING SHIT. ITS NOT SPORTS. YOU FUCKING BANNED ME FOR TOTTRES SPAM, THAT IS SPORTS. SO WHY THE FUCK ARE THES4 FUCKING FAT CUNTS ALLOWED TO POST THERE 'HIURRRRRRR PAKI IS DEASD HORRRAY WE DID IT' BULLSHIT, WHEN THEY DID NOTHING.

FUCK OFF YOU PRICKS.
I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO DELIDED LIVEPROOL FANS THAN THIS SHIT.

Noob Saibot !k/GQQsN1Qg

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Noob Saibot !k/GQQsN1Qg Mon 02 May 2011 19:55:00 No.11923823 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:55:00 No.11923824 Report

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i believe he was from saudi arabia originally

Abidals former Tumour The third revelation !XFMHPVMRgg

Abidals former Tumour The third revelation !XFMHPVMRgg Mon 02 May 2011 19:56:00 No.11923837 Report

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>>11923823
YES
IM FCKIN ANNOYED AS HELL, GO TO BED IF YOU WONT BREAK IT WIEN YOU LAY ON IT YOU FAT CUNT

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:56:00 No.11923843 Report

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0/10

.Chelsea > United !BwJjGiggsY

.Chelsea > United !BwJjGiggsY Mon 02 May 2011 19:58:00 No.11923848 Report

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You suddenly realised Chelsea won't win the title?
Just calm down, there's always next year

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:58:00 No.11923851 Report

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:58:00 No.11923856 Report

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>>11923837
how long does it take you to type all of that while holding down the shift key?

seems like a lot of wasted calories, tbh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 19:59:00 No.11923864 Report

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>>11923816
>I want to gulp down that yanky jizz, please feed my cockhole.

Abidals former Tumour The third revelation !XFMHPVMRgg

Abidals former Tumour The third revelation !XFMHPVMRgg Mon 02 May 2011 20:02:00 No.11923880 Report

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>>11923848
WHAT? WE ARE WINNING IT STAY OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKING SLAG.

HEY GUESS WHAT YANKS. I WENT TO AN OLD FOLKS HOME IN WINTER AND TURNED THE HEATING OFF. I CAN KILL OLD MEN TOO, WOPPPIE

.Chelsea > United !BwJjGiggsY

.Chelsea > United !BwJjGiggsY Mon 02 May 2011 20:03:00 No.11923891 Report

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>>11923880

You're hurting my feelings

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:04:00 No.11923894 Report

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>>11923880
>Implying you didn't go there to get your butt slapped by some grey balls.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:04:00 No.11923896 Report

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:06:00 No.11923915 Report

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>>11923816

newsflash: this is an american board

also, not only are you a fat fuck, but you also have a horrendous set of teeth...prove me wrong with a timestamped pic faggot

i'm sick of briteeth acting like they aren't fat as fuck, too. being overweight is a sign of comfortable living. come up with a better insult.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:08:00 No.11923933 Report

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>OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:09:00 No.11923938 Report

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>AFT
>pretending to get mad IN CAPS LOCK OMG FUCK YOU CHELSEA WILL WIN EVERY GAME THEY EVER PLAY YOU'RE JUST A FUCKING NIGGERFAGGOT COCKMONGLER.

Pretty sad, man.

AMERICA

AMERICA Mon 02 May 2011 20:13:00 No.11923986 Report

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America goes in all fields.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:16:00 No.11924018 Report

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I don't get this. Yes, if he is dead, fantastic.
But, why the crazy carry on that we are seeing outside the WH and all of that jazz. Fair enough, be happy. But, aren't we critical of overseas countries for the exact same thing?

billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ

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billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ Mon 02 May 2011 20:19:00 No.11924045 Report

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I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget. She continues to live in my memories, though…
I volunteer with dolphins whenever I get the opportunity. They are special to me, highly intelligent, empathic creatures that are dear to my heart, and are a healing aspect in my life. So it was that I met this particular dolphin, a female bottle nose dolphin, 7 years old, who is residing at my home cities coastal harbour/aquarium.
She is a beautiful dolphin, inquisitive and playful, and more used to human contact than her other, older pod mates. I answer any questions the general public have about dolphins, and spend most of my free time with them, studying and talking with them. I learned through continued contact that each dolphin has a very particular personality and habits, traits useful for differentiating between the fins who are sometimes hard to distinguish on visual markings alone.
In order to avoid the bustle tourists, I usually visit the dolphins at night, illegally I must add, since I am considered to be trespassing. But it is the only time I do not have to be distracted by tourists or the staff. I do not expect to have sex with the dolphins every time I visit them; I am not that sort of person. I spend time with them because they are a relaxing and stabilizing source of peace in an otherwise hectic and unbalanced lifestyle. So it came as a pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in sex-play with me.

billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ

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billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ Mon 02 May 2011 20:20:00 No.11924054 Report

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I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused.

billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ

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billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ Mon 02 May 2011 20:20:00 No.11924058 Report

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I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn’t engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn’t do for a dolphin.

billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ

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billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ Mon 02 May 2011 20:21:00 No.11924064 Report

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I am aware there are people who would look at this and turn away in disgust. I can not force my beliefs or my feelings upon them, neither do I wish to. The only thing I ask of those people is that they try to understand that love, and trust, and respect are not limited to within a single species. Human kind has created religions and laws and barbed-wire fences that have been created, written and erected out of the former belief that we are the best, the smartest, the most powerful creature on the planet. Now we are realising that we have been extremely short sighted; many of us are realising this, but there are others who are bound by their former beliefs. One word is the key to improving our civilization. One word which could improve many lives.

billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ

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billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ Mon 02 May 2011 20:22:00 No.11924071 Report

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Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me “How DO you mate with a dolphin?”. Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!

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Kepaw: !izHnO/rfag Mon 02 May 2011 20:22:00 No.11924075 Report

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>>11924045
>>11924054
>>11924058
>>11924064

I'm sorry, but did the terrorists already lose? Oh, that’s right. The war isn’t even over yet. In fact, it’s only been 10 years. Does having your leader killed count as a loss? Is that what you’re saying? Because if you’re saying that I can assure you that you’re wrong. Why would you make this topic when the war is still on? AL-Qaeda is still fighing right now and they have been the best terrorist organization in the world for how many years now? They are fighting one of the worst militaries who just happen to have a lead because they are feeding off the energy of killing a famous terrorist. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Al-Qaeda is the best fighting force in the world, they have won 5 wars and would have beat the Russians if the cold war didn’t end. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you’re going to be embarrassed when Al-Qaeda wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, an IED just went off and killed 7 US Marines. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I’m fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you’re the only guy making all these anti-terrorist topics because you’re a faggot hater who doesn’t like Al-Qaeda because they are good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking terrorists on the board, like I give a fuck. It’s so easy to spot out your threads now, you’re a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don’t you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That’s just you, you’re always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ

billo !!zApQ5FLw8qJ Mon 02 May 2011 20:22:00 No.11924080 Report

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My life is now dedicated to understanding dolphin kind. The way they act, the way they communicate, the reasons why a completely wild animal would take any interest what so ever in humans, a very dangerous wild animal. These may be answers that I may not answer in my lifetime, but this is a path that has been layed by a special dolphin who taught me more about love and trust in one week than any human taught me in my entire life. A path that I hope others will choose to also tread with me, towards a pool of knowlegde where dolphins and humans can interact with one another, and learn a great many secrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 02 May 2011 20:25:00 No.11924102 Report

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The amount of people that just went >torres proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan..

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