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To those of you suggesting that Bin Ladden's death has been faked, please use some common sense, just a tiny little bit and consider this:

If he was not dead, all he would have to do is make a video saying hello world, here I am, alive and well fuckers to deliver a MASSIVE black eye to America, the Public Relations boon his terrorist network would recieve in the western would would be staggering. The damage done to the president standing at the time would be huge.

Consider the implications of Bin Ladden as a living martyr returned from the dead in front of the entire planet.
Do you honestly believe that the most powerful military force on earth would not consider such a scenario before engaging in a deception regarding his death?

It makes no sense for this to be fake.