>Osama dead years ago
>keep news of death on ice
the public:
Fucking oil prices man, what the fuck Obama short your shit out, why are we still in Afghanistan wtf we need to pull out, oh no you dont, why do you hate America, no i dont yes you do fucking liberals Thats it im going to fucking kill you Oh no not if i kill you first conservtard grrrrr....
last week....
>"...Obama, your approval rates are dropping, people are voting tea party, people are fed up with the economy, everyones getting mad!!"
>"Release the birth certificate."
>"yessir"
>"....Well? Did that do it?"
>"....meh, not really sir."
>"Fine. TIME TO WHEEL OUT BIN LADEN."
>*gasps*