1. Bin Laden is dead
2. D-Rose is officially MVP
3. Da Bullz gon sweep the hawks
4. The Rock is hosting a birthday celebration Raw, because his birthday is coincidentally the same as mine
5. David Beckham is having glorious May 2 birthday sex with that one spice girl right now
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9001. I still have to wait one more year to be 21
90001. Studying for finals on your birthday
900001. Only having 13 people on facebook wish you happy birthday