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>yfw you realized they "buried him at sea" so the Navy Seals could do crazy fucked up shit to his corpse before making a necklace of his teeth, which they will have a reunion over every 5 years, to trade possession of it amongst themselves, and drink whiskey while remembering how they had they best day ever that one time when they killed a giant asshole fuck yeah