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OFFICIAL HIDE AND SEEK CHAMPIONS POWER RANKINGS

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1. The girl you let win because you had a crush on her
2. The little brother/sister that fit into really small spaces
3. The gymnastics kids who could get up a 20 foot tree in 10 seconds
4. Your cat
5. Kids who hid inside cars/buildings even though THAT SHIT IS AGAINST THE RULES
6. The cool teacher who would play with you but wasn't really trying to win and would eventually give themselves up
7. Your friend who always hid in the SAME place
8.The kid that always giggled and gave themselves away
9. The fat kid who you had to pretend to not see just because you felt bad that his jelly roles peeking around the tree gave him away
10. The kids who were still trying to hide when you finished counting
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9001. Retarded kid who yells out where he is
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