What were you doing when you learned Osama died?

You know what I was doing when I heard Osama was dead? I was jerkin off. Thats right, I was fappin to some Russian porno when I saw that I got a new email. It was a thread started by my friends about Obama's announcement tonight. As I read, my erection became softer and softer. "Fuck," I thought, "I suppose I should go watch this." So I blew my load early and went out to my living room.