>>12868095James was miser'ble; Passing pretty terrible
Hits Bosh in the dome.
Late nights all alone with some ass lube.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
Dirky Nowitzski, taller than a pair of skis
Asks him in the lane.
"Can you make a shot from the paint
Ja-a-a-ames?"
But as he getting ready to shoot,
A block comes off the floor!
Bang! Bang! Nowitzski's silver hammer
Came down upon his ball.
Clang! Clang! Nowitzski's silver hammer
He sure is fuckin' tall.
Back in finals again, Nowitzski makin' plays again.
Boshy gets annoyed.
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant
Sco-o-o-re
He tells Dirk to stay when the press has gone away,
So he waits behind
Shooting 50 times
"This is how you make free
Thro-o-o-ows"
But when Bosh turns to make a try,
A block comes from behind!
Bang! Bang! Nowitzski's silver hammer
Came down upon his ball.
Clang! Clang! Nowitzski's silver hammer
He sure is fuckin' tall.
Referee Thirty-one says, "We've caught a dirty one."
Nowitzski stands alone
Making every technical foul
Oh, oh oh oh
Wade and Haslem, screaming from the sideline
Say LeBron must shoot threes
(LeBron must shoot threes)
LeBron does not agree, and he bricks them
Lo-o-o-ow
But as the shot is leaving his hands,
A block comes from the line!
Bang! Bang! Nowitzski's silver hammer
Came down upon his ball.
Clang! Clang! Nowitzski's silver hammer
He sure is fuckin' tall.
Silver Hammer Dirrrkkkk....