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>for no reason See you'd think so....
Anonymous
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>not coming to a complete stop, staring back at them, and then approaching them
Anonymous
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>That dude that shoves you out of the club, you mean mug him, and he looks the other way.
Anonymous
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>not pulling out your penis to compare dick size
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>staring back, doing the sup nod >he does the sup nod back and smiles and walks away. yfw hes black as charcoal
Anonymous
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>for no reason you bout to get raped
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You gonna get raped dawg
Anonymous
>that guy who doesn't hold the door until you catch up when you're in the appropriate door-holding range
Anonymous
>that slutty sorority girl that sits next to you in lecture and stinks up the place with her shitty perfume
WontonSoup !BASEDo0MkU
>that dude that just fell from his longboard right in front of you
stephen dedalus !!ROj1ipEST1B
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>mfw that dude was gay
Anonymous
>that shy beta white kid who walks around with his head down, avoiding social contact with everyone Oh wait, that's me.
Anonymous
>that dude that tries to start shit with you even though you didn't mean to so now you have to outwit him
Anonymous
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>>12909748 we all know that feel. It's okay bro.
Anonymous
>>12909707 For real, fuck that guy.
I'm 5 feet away, take two seconds and hold the fucking door like a civilized human being.
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
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>doing anything but not giving the man-nod and continuing on your way Anyone who does this is a complete fucking failure of a human being
Anonymous
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>>12909759 >Being a beta faggot and trying to get out of a fight instead of knocking that dude out Anonymous
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>that dude who smokes you out between classes
Anonymous
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>that dude you just know is gay, giving you bedroom eyes for no reason
Anonymous
Anonymous
>that girl who expects you to say "thank you" when she holds the door open for everyone and then gets butthurt when you don't fuck you then hoe, i can open the door myself
Anonymous
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>>12909709 >Implying there are girls in my Computer Science classes Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
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>>12909810 >hold a door for a solid 7 >she gives you a dirty look Anonymous
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>those clearly beta dudes who are 4.0 students but are unshaven and smell terrible
Anonymous
>that girl that says hi to you while you're walking on campus and you have no idea who she is Every. Fucking. Time.
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>>12909778 >I'm 5 feet away If you are really 5ft away, then its appropriate door-holding range and you are getting burned bro. Anything near 10ft seems creepy and/or gay.
stephen dedalus !!ROj1ipEST1B
>that single mom with the tramp stamp that sits at the front of the class and is most likely a stripper and asks stupid questions every 5 minutes
Anonymous
>that dude who works at the dining hall who always makes your sandwich just right
Anonymous
>>12909851 >that one guy you may or may not have partied with but nevertheless still recognize him but not sure if you should say hi or not Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
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>>12909851 >>that girl that calls you by your nickname while you're walking on campus and you have no idea who she is I'm still confused to this day.
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>that guy who's always smoking cigarettes everywhere, getting dirty looks and fake coughs from people Oh wait, that's me.
Anonymous
>that guy you talked to at the beginning of the year but haven't talked to since but you still have to say hi everytime you see him and its awkward as fuck
Anonymous
>>12909877 Confirmed for community college. Enjoy your food stamps.
>>12909883 Oh fuck, it's the opposite for me.
>that old Russian bitch who can hardly understand English and doesn't know what a goddamn banana pepper is ALL OF MY FUCKING RAGE
Anonymous
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> that jock that out of nowhere pops out and screams in your face when you pass him in the hallway
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smokers == trolls for life
Anonymous
>that one guy at work that knows a little about sports but insists on joining the conversation and says obvious redundant stuff
Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
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>>12909810 Fucking blacks, all the fucking time
Anonymous
>>12909918 >that feel when for the first week in the dorm you always hung out with these 2 rooms since they knew each other but you always were with them alone and you got the feeling that they didn't want you there anymore so you stopped hanging out with them but you still always give a head nod and say whats up and then when you mvoe out realize you lent them an AV cable to hook their xbox to their speakers and you dont ask for it back Anonymous
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>>12909884 all you do is a quick " 'sup" and nod, but yea it can be tricky
Anonymous
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He wants to fuck, OP
Anonymous
>that swarm of asians that always travel together on campus
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>>12909877 I know that feel bro
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>those asian girls/guys who are nerdy as fuck but always try to act ghetto like making rap videos in calculus etc
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>>12909883 Fucking love that guy. Called him the man with the backwards hat. He knew how I liked it.
Anonymous
>>12909983 >>12909983 >>12909983 Oh man. I swear, the asians at my university act like no one else exists. Honestly it feels like they can look into a room and only see the other asian kids
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>Those girls that say hi to me by name and gigglesquee. Nobody knows I'm a virgin. Wish I wasnt so secretly beta, it would be easy pickins.
Anonymous
>>12909920 not him, but u jelly i can get papa murphy's with ebt?
Anonymous
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>>12909966 >that feel when your roommate and dorm sucked balls so you ventured to other dorms and made friends there, so you never had to hang out at your own shitty dorm Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
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>>12909851 Some Mexican used to always say hi to me back in High School and I had no clue who the fuck he was
Still puzzles me to this day
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
>>12909946 >that guy who knows JUST enough about sports to keep up, but not enough to actually bring anything to the conversation Anonymous
>>12910003 are they FOBs or all asians?
at my school it was mostly the fobs that would do that and the american asians would interact with everyone
Anonymous
>FAGGOTS THAT PACK UP WITH 5 MINUTES LEFT IN LECTURE AND MAKE LOTS OF NOISE ALL MY RAGE
Anonymous
>>12910025 The guy who knows absolutley nothing about sports but lets his opinion be known and then refuses to believe that Deron Williams can dunk, I FUCKING HATE THAT GUY FUCKING ZANE FUCK YOU.
Anonymous
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>That one really friendly black guy that you always talk to when you see him and give each other crap about football when your teams play each other. Love that guy. One of the coolest bros I know that isnt actually a friend of mine.
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>>12910030 >that psuedo smart girl who asks questions that are just about to be answered by the teacher and her questions sometimes prevent the teacher from having the time to tell us Anonymous
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>>12910010 Yeah, I pretty jelly.
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
>>12909983 >those asians who always hang out and speak mandarin/cantonese to each other extremely loudly and yammer on and on and laugh extremely loudly and everyone gives them dirty looks Anonymous
>that faggot who talks to the professor like they're buds and wastes everybody's time by having stupid ass conversations during class
Anonymous
>>12910034 FOBs. I guess I can understand wanting something familiar when you're living in a foreign country, but you could hold the door open for them and they won't even look at you, much less say thanks.
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>>12910051 >that guy named Zane in everyone's class who is exactly like this Anonymous
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>>12909983 Fuck man, my school is basically in the middle of fucking nowhere, Washington and yet we still have tons of asians. Mind you these are international asians from China, Korea, etc. but man they fucking stink. And not only that they don't know simple shit like personal space or walking to the right or the left is walking down. These fucking asians will walk right in the middle of the fucking walkway slow as fuck too.
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>that fatass who brings a whole fuckin meal to class and is the loudest fucking eater ever
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>that dude in the seminar class who never adds anything constructive and just repeats what others have said before him and then you see him smoking on the lawn 20 minutes later >the girl who you always see using her sexual attractiveness to cheat off of guys on tests, out of class exams >the guy who holds the door open for women and then shuts it right in your face when you try to walk through ALL OF MY HATE
Anonymous
>>12910080 maybe they don't wanna be caught saying some fob shit or being made fun of. but i know what you mean.
"SANKYU ~DESU"
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>that bus driver who's really friendly and kind of looks like Charles de Gaulle
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>>12910073 had to link with your's
>that guy who basically repeats what the professor says RIGHT AFTER HE SAYS IT so he seems like he is the smartest kid in the class Anonymous
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>That guy who tries to bring politics into every type of class >That feminist that somehow is in the same class with him who tries to counter-argue him
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>walking up a stairwell and having to go through the door holding etiquette process twice >hold door open "thank you" "uh huh">walk up stairs >hold door open "thank you" "uh huh"
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
>>12910030 oh yeah, there was a guy like that in my freshman chemistry class in college. he sat front and center and looked like the essential nerd/4channer.
it didnt help that our professor was a fucking retard and he would always ask questions that were way over our heads and the professor was always like "i dont know"
i eventually just started calling out "yes, yes yes, yes, good" during lecture and people loled because they were too pussy to do naything
Anonymous
>that guy that walks around with short sleeves even when its cold outside
Anonymous
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>that feel when you're walking through a door and see a person coming towards you or behind you but they're too far to sit there and hold the door open but you know they're close enough that if you close the door it will close in their face so you just let it close
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>>12910038 Holy shit is that annoying since the instructor is telling us what are assignments are and whatnot
Anonymous
>the girls in your womens studies class who all hate you because your a man trolling for college credits. feels good man
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
>>12910148 i would generally wear a t shirt and shorts even when it was cold
did that really annoy you?
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>That kid who always and only shows up to your apartment when you're right about to blaze and never pays, brings bud of his own. or offers to buy, and leaves as soon as the bud is cashed Example: Snoop from Half Baked
Anonymous
>>12910148 >that guy that wears shorts all year long, and a jacket or sweater in the Winter Anonymous
>>12910069 I actually was friend with this Chinese guy and when I told him that, he was actually very surprised because he never noticed they were talking loudly. He says that's pretty much how you talk in Chinese.
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>>12910191 Not really, its just a guy I always see
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
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>that guy who was literally everyone's friend in the class at one point or another but everyone ended up hating I still don't get how he managed to piss of 65 people.
Anonymous
>that bitch who doesn't realize her phone is ringing until the 8th ring and then spends another 5 minutes trying to find it in her fucking bag
WontonSoup !BASEDo0MkU
Anonymous
>>12910187 Haha, I had a friend who took a women's lit course when nothing else was open, and he was the only guy in the class. He said he eventually became the 'male perspective' during discussions and always talked
Anonymous
>Those guys who raise their hand to tell stupid stories that they think is funny, all semester long because they think if they talk more the instructor will give them better grades on assignments, wasting everyone's time.
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>>12910030 >>12910135 >that faggot that constantly challenges the professor and it always makes for an awkward lecture HOLYMEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!mSPSHM28Jqr
HOLYMEOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!mSPSHM28Jqr Wed 15 Jun 2011 08:50:00 No. 12910253 Report Quoted By:
>THAT ONE BITCSH WHO'S ALWAYS INTTERUPTING DA PROFESSOR WIT HER STUPID QUESTIONS EVERY 5 MINTITES
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> that guy a few years older than everyone else with some sort of mild learning disability that talks to you for an hour everytime he sees you and seems to pop up everywhere on campus at some point in the day
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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>>12910212 in my community service club in HS basically the entire club was made of those people and our soft-spoken white advisor one day was just like HEY THIS CLUB IS A COMMUNITY AND IF WE DON'T SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE IS OSTRACIZES OTHER MEMBERS OF THE CLUB
i loled so hard, being a white person
Anonymous
>that one guy who shows up to every class drunk as hell but hopes no one really notices it oh wait, thats me
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>this fucking thread good shit bros
Anonymous
>that chick that brings a water bottle to every class and manages to spill it every other week
Anonymous
Fuck, some guy in one of my math courses had the same routine:>Sucked up to the instructor >Cried like a bitch and tried to ask the instructor to drop him when he scored a 22% on the final LOL'd the entire day
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>>12910187 I took a sexualities class, and proved to the instructor that girls would fuck anyone that they think is going to be rich, and got an A without having to do anything else.
Anonymous
>That tryhard who tries making witty jokes every 5 fucking minutes and tries to get everyone to like him
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>>12910239 pretty much the exact same situation for me, i took it because nothing was open. some women were actually pretty chill with it and did use me in class as a "male perspective". some were feminazis who object to my ability to even attempt to enroll in the class in the first place. the professor wasnt a feminazi though so it was all good. i ended up getting an A in the class and showed it to all the feminazis who i could on facebook.
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>that solid 7 or just a bit higher who thinks you will do shit for her as if she was a 10 I don't know if I have the heart to tell her
Anonymous
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>>12910289 someone mad that they do that and no one likes them?
Anonymous
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
>>12910273 Mah nigga.
>Our class hosts a pub night at the college bar >8am class the next day >everyone going on about how hard it is to get through the day >I can't relate because it's my every day Anonymous
>>12910273 You are a fucking bro. You used to always make hilarious little comments like "look at his face" when the professor was thinking or something or you would make loud yawning noises when lecture was nearly over.
Anonymous
> that classmate that talks to you once then adds you on Facebook that night > those faggots riding bikes that come out of nowhere from behind you, going to the side of you by literally 1 inch and if you took 1 step to the right you'd collide
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>>12910306 those people are also the ones that look geeky as shit, ask questions every 5 minutes, stumble over their words, and dont know what they're talking about, so they end up pissing people off and wasting everyone's time
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>That girl/guy whom you don't give a shit about/have anything against but everybody else hates with a passion so you just jump on the bandwagon and hate on him/her
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>That one bitch who gives attitude to the professor every class acting like she's some sort of rebel
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>Those guys who sit in the quad all day playing their guitars thinking that they're artistic.
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>>12910307 >Mad that someone pointed out their bullshit that nobody laughed at Anonymous
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>that old student who constantly tells the professor he is wrong >that old student who brings his kids to class with him
hank aaron !!FzWLHdw/Wg9
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>>12910273 oh wait me 2.
brofist
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>>12910306 >not carrying that book you need and a binder to all classes >having a bookbag Anonymous
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>>12910326 i always used to shove the bike riders, they wouldn't do anything because I was twice their size and drunk. It was fucking funny
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
>>12910326 >those people who walk in the middle of the bike path so you can't pass on the left or you'll get hit by oncoming people and also those people who are walking and texting or not paying attention and step in front of you or drift into where you're riding and you have to slam on your brakes so you don't hit them Anonymous
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>>12910279 My favorite is the variation of this at my college:
>That girl who always brings a cup of Starbucks to class and spills it all over the place every two weeks Also,
>Those Korean kids who absolutely refuse to acknowledge anyone outside of their race/nationality You know it's bad when even the Chinese kids complain about them being weird.
Anonymous
>that girl who you see on campus all the time but never get the courage to talk to her until right before spring term ends but by then its too late and she forgets you over the summer
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Everyone in college should relate to this:>"Hey, I'm running for Student Counsel. Will you vote for me?" >Never heard of above faggot >Casting a vote for College Student Counsel
Anonymous
>that girl that chased after me on the stairwell for 2 flights and told me to wait up and when she caught me she told me she was scared to walk up this stairwell alone because shes afraid of getting kidnapped or raped but completely oblivious to the possibility that i could be a kidnapper or racist, then jogs up six flights of stairs right in front of me in sweatpants so her ass purposely jiggles in my face
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>>12910393 >those people who bike through the bike path in the wrong direction Anonymous
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>>12910318 I didn't like my night time chemistry classes though, my fucking brain couldn't take it
>>12910322 hell mother fucking yeah
Anonymous
>>12910379 >not wearing a messanger bag >not using a laptop >having a binder Anonymous
>that girl who reveals too much personal information in simple assignments that don't call for it
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
>>12910393 >riding a bike to school Anonymous
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>>12910379 >dropping your books into a puddle Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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>>12910429 >imypling everyone on our campus doesn't ride bikes Anonymous
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>>12910404 Shit this just happened to me. Had a really nice conversation on the last day of class, will probably never see her again.
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>>12910409 she obviously wanted you to rape her broham
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>>12910409 Dude are you me? Same thing happened to me with a solid 7, banged her before the course ended, and never responded back to any of her messages.
Anonymous
>That dude whose actually a pedophile, but is bro as fuck and introduced you to this site
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>That asshole who left his blood all over the carpet mats in the back of your trunk when you stabbed him in the throat at night in the parking lot after parking next to his truck for 2 hours, because he flirted with the girl you liked this semester.
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>that liberal who tried to protest the ROTC graduation and always flips off the rotc kids but they'll never do shit because theyll get kicked out of their training OH WAIT THATS ME
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>>12910393 >that fat kid that is walking super slow on an incline and you can't pass thus making you late for class Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
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>>12910230 >that black chick who either keeps her phone on vibrate or doesnt turn the sound off but gets texts all class and its annoying as fuck Anonymous
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>that aspie who sits front row and interrupts a lecture of 200+ people with an irrelevant question or to give their opinion >that moderately attractive girl who prick teases all of your friends but never puts out and is therefore always around when you're trying to chill with your bros
Anonymous
>>12910409 >mfw you didn't take advantage of the situation Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
Anonymous
>that one girl that lives in your apartment complex and always looks at you like you killed her mother I HAVEN'T DONE SHIT TO YOU BITCH, Y U HATE ME? I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOU ARE
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:02:00 No. 12910497 Report >mfw i'm one of those guys that's got the AC running all year because 70 degrees is my favorite temperature.
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>>12910426 >that same chick will respond to the prof's rhetorical questions with some personal as fuck detail Anonymous
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>>12910470 I have a girlfriend, and she's way hotter than this girl was, else I would have
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>that super drunk girl who walks up to me and asks me to inappropriately grind with her the first night of frosh week >asks me to get up on stage with her during "sex trivia" and demonstrate sexual positions with her >drunk later, she says "if we got the chance back on stage i would have started with blow job, then 69, then missionary, then doggy...." >walks into my room without knocking while im getting ready to get into the shower >asks my girlfriend to have a threesome >that girl is lolololol
Anonymous
>That kid at the party who always tries to put on dubstep
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>that hot librarian who you get along with really well and one night it's just the two of you and you think you're gonna fuck her like in the movies, but when you flirt with her she just mumbles nervously and you never talks again
Anonymous
>>12910420 >taking notes on a laptop nigga is you srs? I can't draw diagrams easily on a fucking screen
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>That one girl in a motorized scooter who is in one of your classes and is about 10 yards behind you when you open a door to get into a building >Mfw I don't hold the door open for her and quickly dash for the stairs because I know she can't follow me The weird thing is that she can actually walk just fine. I think she is lazy as fuck
Anonymous
>the douchebags who spend 50,000 dollars to go on facebook during lectures and/or text or doodle and then get drunk instead of study while you sit there paying attention the whole time to keep scholarship and then going to work a part time job just to afford the fucking place I hope you all enjoy wasting daddies money
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>that one dude that always walks into lecture late loud as hell with a smirk on his face. I know one of you guys round here is that guy
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
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>>12910507 I am so glad I graduated before that became popular.
Anonymous
>that lesbian couple who try to subtly glance your direction but end up ogling
Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
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>>12910479 Can't relate but loled
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>>12910507 I only partied with black people, I never met that guy
in other news grinding on an ass twice as big as your torso is fucking awesome
twerk twerk twerkin
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>>12910512 well i guess thats different, but ive never ran into that problem except when i took one semester of statistics, but even then i just had a notepad for diagrams and took most notes on the laptop
Anonymous
>that dude who pukes in the dorm showers/urinals thus forcing me to go to another floor.
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>>12910514 ha im wasting the governments money nigga, my parents didn't pay for shit
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>>12910038 get over it.jpg
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
>that "professor" (grad student teacher) who tells you in class that he has some food poisoning and feels naseous and instead of running out of class to go to the bathroom or to a trash can (there was even one in the room) he instead sits down for like a minute then starts walking out of class and starts to vomit on himself then comes back with some puke on his clothes and dismisses us and when we leave the room we see puke all over the floor protip: if you ever feel like throwing up, just leave the room.
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>that guy that could not be a more stereotypical nerd (fat, buzzcut, goofy glasses, plaid grandpa style t-shirts with pocket protector, out of style jeans or khakis, sneakers with tube socks) that interjects everything the teacher says and explains it in greater detail, while everyone in the class snickers at him while he remains blissfully unaware that hes foreveralone.jpg but still macks on the solid 7 behind him by showing her ipad apps
Anonymous
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>>12910554 that one is kinda of specific bro but i lol'd
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>that professor who wastes time all lecture and decides to give us our assignments the last minute of class
Anonymous
>>12910497 >mfw the a/c in my room was broken and the temp never got over 68 in the spring/summer broken in a good way that is. shorts and zip up hoody year round in that room. even with the window open.
Anonymous
>>12910541 >that feel when you're one of the 7 alcoholics on your hall and you all take it to another level on the same night that entire floor was destroyed with puke
Anonymous
>>12910541 >>12910541 or in my case that dude that SHITS IN THE SHOWER
WHO THE FUCK DOES THAT
Anonymous
>>12910575 >being an alcoholic your freshman year of college your parents must be proud
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>that guy who laughs obnoxiously several times during a lecture
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
>>12910574 >having to wear a hoodie indoors TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:10:00 No. 12910611 Report >>12910596 >implying wearing a hoodie indoors isn't the bro uniform Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
>>12910575 >>12910584 >having group bathrooms Anonymous
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>>12910570 that's my roommate minus the pocket protector
not very surprisingly, he's a 21 year old virgin
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>That wigger kid who tries cheating off you than gets on your case for not letting him cheat off you >The Meathead who hits on every single girl
Anonymous
>those girls who sit the row behind you whispering something and you spend the whole lecture wondering if they're whispering about you
LuBongos !wxC7M7/1SM
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>>12910584 my parents stopped caring about me when I was 3, so I dont really care what they think
Anonymous
>Those roomates who are actually kind of chill but never want to drink or do normal college things
Anonymous
>>12910596 >not having a super light hoody that you wear with shorts Anonymous
>>12910584 not that guy, but if you can't have fun and drink in college when can you?
Anonymous
>>12910580 hahah i shat in the shower my freshman year. it was during a huge drinking weekend (To anyone who lives around central PA, it was during Block Party at Bloomsburg) and I was too hammered to walk out of the shower and take a shit
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
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>>12910575 Fuck, been there.
>>12910584 I put the "fun" in "functioning alcoholic".
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:11:00 No. 12910639 Report >>12910627 >mfw that's my wardrobe for 80% of the year. Anonymous
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>>12910625 >drinking >a normal college thing Anonymous
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>that girl who asks you about how to do something while the instructor is explaining how to do it, but you can't really hear the instructor well cause of the girl's questions so now you don't know how to do it either
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>That guy who sat down after sharpening his pencil and farting loudly when there was awkward silence in the classroom
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>>12910633 drinking=/=alcoholism
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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>>12910639 meh, my wardrobe is more like shorts + a t shirt for 100% of the year
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>>12910617 >those girls who sit the row behind you laughing about something and you spend the whole lecture wondering if they're laughing at you fixed that for me
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>>12910612 2 stalls per hall, 4 halls, it was a shitty freshman dorm thats comparable to the hood, deal with it
Anonymous
>>12910636 i walked in on a sophomore shitting in the shower. he was pushing it down the drainpipe. told me he had to hurry or he would miss cribs
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:12:00 No. 12910664 Report >that feel when you get the noisy chair and you. can't. stop. bouncing. your. leg.
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>The kid who asks dumb fucking questions all the time so the professor can't teach all the material >material that's on the test anyway
Anonymous
>Those aspies who post their college experinces on /sp/ as if anybody but them knows what their talking about
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>>12910663 >or he would miss cribs oh god i fucking lold
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>that feeling when you really need to pay attention to the lecture, but a fine-ass girl decides to wear a skirt that day and you spend the whole day trying to take a mental snapshot so you can jack off when you get home
Paul_Wall !BCuGZFMYEc
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>>12910674 >that kid who was too dumb to get into college and gets bitter when people talk about it Anonymous
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>>12910596 it was cold as fuck in there. my desk was right under the vent, and that shit was blowing out 60 degree air keeping the room cool.
>>12910611 >>12910639 >>12910627 brofist.jpg
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>>12910674 >not going to college >implying everyone here cant relate to at least 10 of these Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
>that feel when your roommate is pretty cool and acts like he knows about sports but didn't even watch the super bowl and always tells you news about your football team (since you both are from the same area) like a day after you learn about it and all you can say is "yeah, i know, i heard that"
Anonymous
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>>12910663 I shouldn't have loled
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>>12910664 that dumbass who gets the noisy chair and is making noise all class and either doesn't realize it or is trolling everyone
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>told me he had to hurry or he would miss cribs I fucking lol'd
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>>12910420 >Taking a class where using a laptop is actually efficient for taking notes >Being a Eurofag/hipster and wearing a messenger bag instead of a back pack like a normal person Anonymous
>the lab partner with a stutter who takes thirty seconds to confirm that we need "U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U 2.34 grams of FeCl3"
Anonymous
>>12910720 It's called a satchel, faggot.
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:16:00 No. 12910741 Report >>12910695 My last roommate was a fucking music major. BW is a music school so I can't complain but this guy was impossible to start a conversation with.
My freshman roommate is great except he's a Penguins fan
>mfw I always troll him and call him a Stillers fan. Anonymous
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>>12910737 no. its a messenger bag
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>>12910720 wait can you actually write faster than you type?
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>that RA who is always on your ass about alcohol because you were stupid enough to live on a dry campus.
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>>12910695 my roommate was born in San Fran, 49ers, Golden State, Shorks were his teams. Watched the draft with him and laughed as they drafted someone other than a QB in the first round. Dude threw his shampoo bottle at his wall, it was the only shampoo he had left too. My drunken ass fell out of my chair laughing,
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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>>12910729 where the fuck does the U come from? do you mean "uh"?
>that feel when you have to basically carry your lab partnershup Anonymous
>>12910756 >drinking in the dorms and not off campus Anonymous
>>12910741 CBJ games seem pretty cool to go to. Sort of like a baseball game atmosphere.
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>that feel when you tell your girlfriend to skype call you so she can hear this nerd that sits near you and for some reason skype ignores that the speakers are on mute and the entire room stares at you when it rings so you pick up and she says "IS THAT HIM?!?! I CANT HEAR HIM"
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:18:00 No. 12910792 Report >>12910772 What? BW is in Berea, OH. (It's actually where the Browns Training Facilities are) I go to Monsters games. (I worked for them.)
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>>12910753 I can draw a graph/diagram/complicated math expression with work shown quicker than I can type
Laptop note taking is for English majors.
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>entry level classes that have shit tons of work
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>>12910773 I actually cringed.
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>>12910756 >not having the cool RA that used to do cocaine, fuck randoms and play football at his last school and was never around and thus you could smoke and drink in solitude Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
>>12910764 how ironic. we were both from the bay area and the 49ers were the team i was referring to. also, your roomate was fucking stupid expecting the 49ers to draft one of those QBs at #7 overall.
but yeah, he would never watch games with me, didn't even watch the fucking super bowl, and basically didn't give a shit about any sports and acts like he does. he was even a giants fan and didn't even really acknowledge that they won besides the day it happened
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:19:00 No. 12910822 Report Quoted By:
>>12910794 For whatever reason, getting typed notes takes forever to format the way I want.
Plus you can always fucking doodle on a notebook.
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>that guy who tries to get attention by saying weird shit he has no real idea about so then you act like you are a wizard at whatever weird thing he's talking about and get him to shut up feelsgoodman.jpg
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i'm starting college at a commuter college in the fall what can i expect? i also got season tickets for uofm football
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> that irritating as fuck teacher's pet from high school that works as a campus security guard understudy now and turns into even more of a dick than he was before
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>>12910792 dude wat. You posted a Jackets image. Nevermind.
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>>12910794 >going to a school where the lectures arent online i dont really want to have a math/science major v liberal arts debate but im in public health so i really dont care
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>that dude who passes out in a snowbank then wakes up an hour later unable to move his legs so like six dudes have to carry him back to the dorm. I know you're reading this, Stu
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>>12910826 how the fuck are we supposed to know, you fucking retard
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>>12910826 >going to football games for a college you dont attend please kill yourself
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>>12910695 I usually throw him a bone and fake like I didn't know.
You know he's just trying to be a bro and deserves some reward for the effort.
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:21:00 No. 12910849 Report Quoted By:
>>12910833 Yeah. I'm a jackets fan and I fucking hate the Penguins. Don't worry about it.
Anonymous
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>>12910770 >not always pregaming in the dorms playing BP and blasting music when you go out >not having bangers in your suite when you stay in Anonymous
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>that guy who buys a bullhorn and sits on the front steps at a party and insults everyone who walks in
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>>12910826 is that PC for community college?
normal people your age with some old people sprinkled in.
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
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Don't know if anyone else can relate but:>take history of music as a general credit >first day of class teacher explains why he feels all music from the last 70 years should be "considered 'pop' and not real music"
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>>12910821 funnier story, cousin, Bumgarner, plays for Giants, and roommate is from San Fran, and the guy with the fake on our hall is from Philly. That was a fun night.
Anonymous
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>>12910845 it's a branch of u of m
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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>>12910756 >that feel when you live in an antisocial suite dorm and you live with the RA and he's a gym rat and you have to share a bathroom with him and he shits all over the bowl because of his high protein rabbit diet and never cleans it and gets toothpaste on the floor and in the shower and takes showers at 2 AM and doesn't even hardly let you watch TV at an acceptable volume, let alone let you celebrate anything amazing that happens, let alone let you play any music so you hate him and the few other people you meet on your floor all say he seems so cool and chill and think you're crazy for hating him TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:23:00 No. 12910895 Report >that guy that always takes Zombie Tag way too seriously.
Anonymous
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> that feel when you take an obscure sport for your phys ed credit, and everyone else taking the class went to the prep school that actually offered it and played on the team there
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>go to a D3 school >write for school newspaper, have to report on the football games >asshole shows up with his face painted and a vuvuzela, pretending anyone can give half a fuck >everyone gives him dirty looks and he shuts up yeah it sounds bad, but he was annoying as fuck and we were down by 30 points for most of the game anyway
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>>12910773 please tell me you made that up
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>>12910834 The crappy ones put their powerpoints online and read off the slides.
The teachers who actually teach put their detailed powerpoints online and go over and explain them on the board. You take notes on what the teacher writes on the board.
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>>12910895 >>12910895 Shit. I got so tired of every class being interrupted by someone explaining what Humans vs. Zombies was.
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>that kid who won't stop talking about comics on reddit before class >that feel when he mentions laughing mao and has no idea who he is I really wish I had reaction images on this computer.
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>>12910905 >Being too cool for school in college Atleast he tried to show spirit. I hope he transferred to a much better college.
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:25:00 No. 12910939 Report Quoted By:
>>12910924 I play it and it's fun, but people fucking parading around campus and getting mad at friends, being a shut-in, buying food early, etc.
they can die.
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>>12910938 Being an annoying douchebag=/=school spirit. the school mentioned actually has a lot of school spirit but its not really focused on the sports scene. there were like 20 people in the whole stadium so it was just really awkward.
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>that feel when you're playing heads up 7up in class and you think the cute girl you like touched you, so you call on her and she wasn't the one
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>the guy who sends out a mass email bitching about how we didn't get enough time for the midterm. >that feel when you find out you got a 91 on said midterm.
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>>12910970 I know that feel, but 7up in college?
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>that feel when you live in a dorm where no one bothered to meet people and all your high school friends got put in the social dorms and you didn't want to bother them so you drift away from them and you become a shut-in due to your failure to meet anyone besides your roommate and his friends
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>that teacher who doesn't cancel class until 20 minutes before the class is scheduled FUCK YOU BITCH, I HAD A WRITING ASSIGNMENT FOR WRITING CLASS I BAILED ON SO I COULD DO YOUR SHITTY ESSAY ON GENDER ROLES /rant
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:29:00 No. 12911004 Report >that feel when you walk past the student center and 2 cute girls ask you to go to a party inside >that feel when its a "yay fags" party
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>>12911000 >that feel when you're already halfway to the school when you get the email Anonymous
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>>12910977 our online stuff has a chat room where we can discuss stuff with other students rather than having to send out mass emails.
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laughed so fucking hard
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>that feel when the red bull or monster cars come by and give out free drinks then you give them to other students in return for sexual favors or alcohol
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that person you've met before but forgot their name (and they remembered yours) so you wait around until someone else says it.
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>that feel when you're taking a low-level chemistry class and the awesome professor does Halloween demonstrations all day
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>>12910895 A couple of years a big group of us got the cops called on us for playing zombie tag in the fucking city park at 11pm. gate was open but apparently it closed at 10.
the cops took us all to the fucking police station, there were about 40 of us. they didn't process us, but that's a fine way to spend taxpayer money. we all had to call rides to come pic us up at 1:30 in the morning
FUCK THE POLICE
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>>12911007 >that feel when he didn't even send an email and just left a note on the door Anonymous
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>that guy who has a casual conversation with you as you leave a classroom and follows you to your car and wont shut up as you keep trying to inch away
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
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>>12911020 That's literally the first 6 months I know any given person.
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:32:00 No. 12911049 Report I go to a really small school, so this may not be a problem for other /sp/artans but...>mfw I go downstairs to get my clothes I had in the dryer to dry them again because the fucking thing is about as hot as lebron in the 4th quarter and some bitch took my clothes out to do hers.
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
>>12910977 >that feel when you think you do badly in a class because your grade is based on 2 essays, a midterm and a final (both of which are 2 essays each) and you think you bombed one or two and you get your grade and it's an A- and you got a 92 and 87 on the 2 essays (92 on the one you think you bombed, 87 on the one you think you aced) and got an 87 and 88 on the midterm and final Philip "King of /sp/" Rivers
>that guy who dances with his shirt off in the middle of everyone at every single party
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
>>12911049 EVERY FUCKING SUNDAY
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:34:00 No. 12911076 Report Quoted By:
>>12911066 >"i didn't want to wait" >my clothes got done 2 minutes ago Anonymous
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>>12911063 >implying you go to parties Anonymous
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>That one dude who always tries to start fights everyone at the parties
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>that guy who asks if they used a pKa meter in ghostbusters. >that prof who explains that "they probably used a PKE meter, for psycho-kinetic energy or something"
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>>12911038 lol that's what actually happened today
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>that seemingly normal guy who is a god at Halo, COD, etc. Zack, you got a fucking nuke while talking on the phone with your shoulder up to your ear and drinking IPA. You are based god
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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>>12911049 ah yes, our dorm had people like that
captcha: SITUATION ityati
WHAT THE FUCK?>
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>>12911049 >that dude that leaves his clothes in the dryer after the fucking thing is done and, since all others are running, you have to feel awkward as fuck taking someone else's clothes out to put yours in Anonymous
>>12911058 >That feel when completely slack off on a class and don't do an essay only to find out the only grades in the class were the essay, the midterm, and final >That feel when you freak the fuck out after you reread the syllabus when the semester is over >That feel when the teacher is a fucking slacker and gives you and nearly everyone else in the class a B+ Anonymous
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>that unhygienic twat who always sits by hot girls and speaks out in class with retarded fake laughs trying to get their attention. fuck so annoying.
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>>12911004 >that gay rights group that always hands out shit right in front of the union building Its always a fruity rainbow something, and you look gay holding it but don't wanna throw it away in front of the,
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>those people that have sex in a library while ur studying
Canadia !!oIxnjA0Q7eE
>>12911097 Yeah, I have this problem too. Why are people so comfortable touching my shit? Am I not normal for avoiding their's like the plague?
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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>>12911099 what an honor that you got a B+ when you're in college and think you can just not do assignments
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>>12911103 >being too cool for gay rights stay bigoted
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>calling the R.A. about loud noise on a Saturday night instead of going to the room yourself to deal with it >not rolling to the room to party
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:38:00 No. 12911131 Report Quoted By:
>>12911109 >>12911097 I remember I had to take something out of the oven before and it was burning freshman year. The bitch got mad as fuck at me.
(Kitchen right by laundry room)
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>That faggot that plays the bagpipes on campus and also wears a kilt.
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>that feel when you would always eat dinner at 4 pm because you felt awkward eating alone when everyone else was eating in huge ass groups
Tony Reali !ESPNc/gG9g
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>>12911103 >Not reading flyers with your hands down when someone shoves one at you so you can decide if you want it or not I rarely ever get bullshit once I started making a conscious effort to not accept flyers. It stops being an instinctive reaction after a while. The couple times I do forget and someone old guy gives me a bible passage or some gay rights flier I don't feel bad at all throwing it away in the closest trash can
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>that kid that rides a unicycle to class I seriously hope none of you ever even thought about doing this
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6
TheClevelandHockey[Temporary Mavaliers B-Wagon] !tkkTBzKaw6 Wed 15 Jun 2011 09:41:00 No. 12911169 Report Quoted By:
>>12911103 I usually just refuse. I remember there was this supremely awkward moment after voting here, and I was wearing a conservative themed shirt.
She just got done handing some hipster with a messenger bag a condom or something and stared at me in front of the door.
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>>12911173 haha fucking seriously? At UNC?
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>>12911173 my friend at UNC says theres a huge homeless problem
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>Summer >Need to take a summer class at shitty local college Let's see... 8 in the morning or an online course? Fuck it, I go on 4chan enough. Let's do the online course.>Their website is worse than the Holocaust >The teacher is insanely unhelpful >Got an exam coming up Friday and I have a shit ton of studying to do. >mfw
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>Act like I don't know anything before the test >ace it >rinse and repeat >nobody ever copies off me hehehehehehe
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>that feel when a teacher gives you and your friends A's even though none of you did more than half of the assignments, because you shot the shit with him smoking cigarettes outside and actually showed up to the bar when he invited the class to drink with him Captcha: Djecti Winning
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Not something usual, but:>getting business portion of my Information Science degree out of the way >professor pulls me aside after the second class and tells me that I can either drop the class or be dropped from the class because I was graduating next spring and not in August >mfw
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>taking classes that have no tests, just essays Fuck I love being a Writing Major.
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>>12910251 >Those guys who raise their hand to tell stupid stories that they think is funny, all semester long because they think if they talk more the instructor will give them better grades on assignments, wasting everyone's time. fuck this kid
every time he talked I cringed and at the end of the year you can tell the teacher
fucking doesn't care about that one time
you ate fucking ramen and decided
since you're in japanese you'll talk about it
jesus fucking christ almighty
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