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>2003 >go on kazaa >"eminem marshall mathers lp" >you were cool if you had this cd >i want to burn it >search for it >16_year_old_britney_spears_has_sex_wet_young_teen_pussy.wav
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>>12924705 >Kazaa whycantiholdalthisnostalgia.jpeg
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>Matrix_reloaded.avi.exe >168KB
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>size: 14.0kb >looks legit
Miami, New Jersey !nsiRaCtiUU
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>go on limewire >search for Megadeth >MEGADETH hot teen strips.exe >search for 50 Cent >50 CENT hot teen strips.exe
Lokomotiv Pool !nwU/VlTSCs
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>year 2001 >go on runescape >go to the mining guild >mine that shit out of adamantite >mfw I started smelting runite
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>2001 >limewire >downloading random porn vids >come across a video of a hot JB stripping for her bf then she starts masturbating. Before I know it she's getting rammed on her bed.
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>search for song >Oh, I found it >tags: big tits, sex, britney spears, fucking, pussy, lesbian >10kb
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>search Limewire for any movie >movie is found within seconds >movie file is under 10mbs
Feces !UMAD3g8LVU
>2000 >be 5 years old >play on slides and swings and shit
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>2000 >go on AOL >log in >"log in process" >random laser noises, random laser noises everywhere
Tiësto !j9TRANCEjw
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>search any band name or song in limewire >get 5 porn videos without a single word regarding the search in the top 20 links
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>2003 >never pay for internet >keep using AOL trials every month >do this from AOL beta up until AOL version 7.8 >discover DSL >cum in my pants instantly
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>>12924770 >parents wake up >ANON ARE YOU DOWNLOADING PORN AGAIN? Anonymous
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>early 2000s >watching entry level porn >am a 6th grader >hear parents entering corridor >floor squeaking >click tab away >AOL freezes >panic >panic >panic >shut the screen off >parents walk by, stop >im sitting there looking at a black screen >i can tell theyre behind me just watching >finally walk away
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>year 2000 >kazaa >friend has a folder (a physical folder, not a computer folder) full of Britney Spears fake nudes >we take turns jerking off to them >mfw i think about how weird that was
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>2000 >Sega Dreamcast >Play Quake 3 Arena online 56k >SO MUCH FUN
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>tfw you used to surf the web at night because its faster due to less traffic.
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>mfw Limewire is still going strong, with the same old CP and JB videos touted as "new" even though they are as old as the internet
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>downloading shitty quality 30 MB south park episodes
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>2004 >discover funnyjunk.com >found my purpose in life Anonymous
>>12924819 Wasn't Limewire finally yanked offline last year?
Anonymous
>>12924753 Sounds like one of those Hannah videos, she hot.
Anonymous
>that one twelve second video of the girl sliding a dildo across her clam with her legs up in the air and she cums a literal bucket of cum and kicks her head back and the video ends
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>2002 >still a dumb ass kid >search Kazaa for credit card number generators >find one, download it >it slowly wipes my windows folder and annihilates my PC >mfw
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>>12924811 Holyshit I used to do that with my friends too.
>DAT horny level Anonymous
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>>12924819 Didn't it close?
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>>12924848 Officialy yes, but there is still a pirate version available which runs perfectly
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>>12924852 Anyone got a link to that shit. I need to nostalgia fap
Anonymous
>that vid of regan from cum fiesta that was always on lime wire
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>>12924898 It's all over the net dude
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>>12924835 >funnyjunk good times, good times
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>2001 >looking for episode of Dragon Ball Z I missed since I was grounded on Kazaa >dbz_episode.avi >45 MB >THIS LOOKS LEGIT >spend an hour downloading it >turns out to be granny porn >mfw
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Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 03:02:00 No. 12924929 Report Quoted By:
>mid 2000s or so >friend spending the night >wait for parents to go upstairs >watch porn late at night >google porn >click on random links >all of a sudden viruses, viruses everywhere
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>early 2000s >babbys first porn vid >guy cums on a girls face >its literally 2 minutes of a milky white substance streaming out of his dick like piss >i believe it >jack off in the shower >get like 2 drops of clear cum
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>>12924905 Shit, I remember that.
Also:
>dat Gauge video that was labelled as JB porn where she is wearing a tartan miniskirt Anonymous
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>2003 >Trolling guys on Yahoo! Teen chat pretending I'm a hot chick >Get the to call my friend's dorm
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>>12924930 i seriously think i remember that exact video..
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>>12924856 ummmmm dont remember that one bro lol
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>Be a retarded kid >Browsing random websites >"Spyware may have been detected on your computer, would you like to download this program to run a check?" >Oh shit, that's bad, fuck yes I would >Download program >Run the program >Program installs spyware everywhere >mfw
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>Limewire >Type in Lesbians >Regina & Laura 164mb mpg CDGIRLS
Anonymous
Internet nostalgia general?>You will never have an email answered by Strong Bad
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>2003 >discover runescape >am a lazy faggot, dont want to work for anything >go to trade chat >" IF YOU CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD TO GOLD, YOU GET FREE GOLD" >see 2 retards log out right next to me >go on my second computer >type in gold as their password >mfw these faggots fell for it and i trolled for the first time in my life
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>>12924930 >mfw i remember that video Anonymous
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>>12924959 LOLOLOL FUCK THAT SHIT ALL OF MY RAGE
if you didnt fall for that, you dont know shit about entry level internet
Anonymous
Based Madson !!LPtCePxg/Zr
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>>12924969 But the creator of StickDeath said he's going to start making new animations and shit.
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>mfw everyone In her has seen the same porn vids because of filesharing
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Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs.
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 03:06:00 No. 12925003 Report Quoted By:
>>12924977 i remember doing stuff like that, except i would pretend i was girl and say i would give them nude if they changed their account password to Ashley or some shit like that
Anonymous
>whatever year this shit was >download "kazaa lite" >not at all affiliated with kazaa >spyware all over computer
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>not using cheat code central to find cheats/tips for n64 games
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i'm fucking lol'ing hard at all of these
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>not installing bonzi buddy
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>>12924930 Holy shit do I know that feel bro. I was like "WHAR CUM? WHATS WRONG WITH ME".
.Irish !1krA.mvJ7I
2000
>steakandcheese.com >gore and all sorts of wierd shit >it was sooo bad it was only active a few hours a day american time and I had to be up really late to see any available content Anonymous
>year 2005 >go on limewire >horny as fuck >Milf_takes_it_hard_in_the_ass >711 MB >Spend all fucking day downloading it >Turns out to be the movie "Eurotrip" >Shit was pretty funny.
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>year 2000 >use kazaa for the first time >pamela anderson sex tape >~200Mb >4Kb/s >equivalent to about 14hrs d/l >leave on overnight >92% complete >connection failed >download corrupted
Anonymous
> video of jb, the looks like an chubby christina reece, in a motel room with an older guy > guy starts hitting it from the back > Her eyes roll back in her head > penis explosion.exe
Anonymous
>year whatever >bored on the computer >internet slow as shit >fuck around on the windows screensavers >find the one where its an infinite loop of pipes just going and going and going and going and going and going and going >sit there like a retard and watch it for hours >mfw i have no face
Anonymous
>year 2000 >want to look at porn >scared to Google the word "porn" >search for "nice naked boobs" instead
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>1996 >first time ever accessing the internet (AOL) >computer starts dialing to connect >busy signals everywhere >try for over an hour >beeeeeeeee blooooooooop TCHHCCTHCHHHHHH >finally connect >FUCK YEAH! >click the kids channel on the welcome screen >computer freezes up for a minute >GOODBYE.wav
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>>12925043 LMAO
>>12925023 i've never nostalgiad so hard from one picture
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>>12925030 >implying Limewire isn't still available .Irish !1krA.mvJ7I
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>Kazaa >Download Pamela Anderson Sex Tape >Fap to it many many many times >Forgot to delete it from family PC >Dad says to me during golf one sunday "I deleted that pamela anderson video son" > I never spoke a word the next 4 hours because I was like 14 at the time
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>>12925033 >>12925033 >>12925033 THAT FUCKEN VIDEO
HNNNNGGGGGGGG
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>>12925006 kazaa lite was clean, bro, it was kazaa that was bundled with a load of shit.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kazaa#Bundled_malware is the kazaa network still live?
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>>12925036 THIS hahahahaha
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>>12925043 lmao i know that feel
>i don't wanna seem like a pervert, so i'll just type something more subtle Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs.
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 03:10:00 No. 12925085 Report if you never went on any of the AOL kids chatrooms, you dont know shit about sports
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>year whatever >be in school >find v tunnel or some proxy site >GAMES EVERYWHERE
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>>12925028 Ha! I remember steak and cheese. It was my first go to site for funny shit. I think it's still around but it sold out a long ass time ago. For a couple years that site was the shit.
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where are the links to those damn porns?!
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>>12925036 >2002 >Log into ICQ >Talk to my friend >Tells me he found something cool on Limewire >tell him to be careful because of all the viruses >He says its fine and that hes going to watch this "movie" now >He never returns >Find out a week later that Limewire broke his PC Anonymous
>not playing games on cartoonnetwork.com 24/7 also,
>Kazaa >bored one day >start downloading GTA 3 >literally 6 days later it's finished >open it >instead of GTA 3 the file contained NHL Live 2004 or something like that >literally had nothing to do with hockey before in my life >MFW that was seriously the funnest fucking game i ever played Anonymous
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>2001 >parents install DSL at our business so they can take credit cards faster >first one of my friends to have broadband >everyone used to come over and marvel over it >mfw
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>1995 >get broadband >get hotwire P2P program >need individual permissions to DL from fellow users >D/L CDs at 20k/sec, 100k and I think i'm blazing >buy CD burner for $700 >buy blank CDs for $5/each >make tons of coasters as I learn how to burn CDs >the envy of all my friends, with a bigger music collection than anyone at the time at a fraction of the price
Lawfʉl Good !!IlgystGviCZ
.Irish !1krA.mvJ7I
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MSN Chat Rooms getting deleted because they were huge huge troll fests.
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>mfw everyone remembers the waterbed sex video
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>>12925036 are you me?
>>12925105 yeah i think it was NHL 04
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>mfw everyone in this thread survived the internet when it was no man's land.
Anonymous
>mfw I actually remember my female Runescape account login
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>be pretty young >get first computer for family with internet >after a while decide to look up porn >type in "www.nakedwomen.com " Tiësto !j9TRANCEjw
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>brother buys RCT 1 >spend whole days playing
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Guarantee kazaa is swarming with government types by now.
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>>12925085 >go on AOL kids chatroom all the time >one day type "fuck" and send it >get banned for a week >AOL sends an email to my mom >get in trouble all i wanted to do is see what would happen :<
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>Using WinMX >Playing Graal >Talking on AIM >Yahoo user chat rooms >56k >Linkin Park, Blink 182
Anonymous
>not using bear share, audiogalaxy, soulseek, playing return to castle wolfenstein, using aol disks for coasters and viewing frames in netscape
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>early 2000's >my older cousin comes up to me >dude i can burn copies of the new eminem cd!! xDDD >HOLY SHIT *omg i just said the word shit* can you burn me one too? >mfw i thought burning cd's meant making them really hot and engraving the data onto them
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>>12924977 >>12924977 >>12924977 >Have retarded twin Indian (feather not dot) friends >They live in a trailer >They play RuneScape constantly >I know their passwords >Constantly steal full rune from them >One time one of them logs in next to all his stuff I just dropped while I'm on MY character right next to him >I tell him I caught the hacker and scared him off >He thanks me and gives me a Rune 2H .Irish !1krA.mvJ7I
>Kates Playground >HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Anonymous
>>12925140 lol that happened to me. It was probably my first attempt at trolling. I let loose some string of obscenities at some random person and a few days later was getting a "talking to" from my dad.
Fucking AOL
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>>12925127 ballistik23 up in here
>>12925151 laughed so fucking hard
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>1999 >not using AOL 8.0 dial-up
Anonymous
>Not downloading Sub7 and trying to plant trojans on peoples computers that you didnt like, then open their CD drives at random times to freak them out
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>1992 >14k baud modem >subscription to message board >D/L picture of naked Pam Anderson >go watch a movie while it downloads >return to computer halfway through movie >not at nipples yet >sister picks up phone >FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! >PUNCHLINE: still use newsgroups today for everything I get
Anonymous
>2003 >start using AIM to hit on 9 year old bitches >typical conversation >818baller818: sup >barbyyyprincessXXX: nm u? >818baller818: lol nm >barbyyyprincessXXX: lol >818baller818: :)
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we just got it in greenville, some nasty shit
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>>12925169 HOLY SHIT MY FRIEND HAD SUB7, HE THOUGHT HE WAS A TOTAL HACKER PRO HAHAHAHA
Anonymous
>go to dodgy internet pornsite around 2000 >asks me to download pictures >click okay >hmmmmm whats this porn.exe >open........OKAY >WTF ITS DIALLING SOME NUMBER DELETE CLOSE RIP PLUG SOCKET FROM THE WALL
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs.
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 03:18:00 No. 12925212 Report Quoted By:
>>12925140 >>12925162 did you guys ever run in to pedos on there? i remember some person tried to get me to meet up with him/her, shit was scary
Anonymous
>mfw i had netzero bc my parents didn't want to pay for dsl
Anonymous
GOAT internet game right here.
Anonymous
>implying you don't remember this ass
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>>12925217 HOLYYYYYY FUCKING SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I LOVE YOU
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>>12925169 >mfw when my bro did this to me when I was like 10 and I thought he was a wizard brings back good times bro, did it to my friends after that too lol
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>>12925154 >mfw I wanted to see this bitch getting fucked so bad Lambchop's Death Legion !!77m5S1g/ods
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>mfw in 2003 I thought I was cool because I knew how to torrent from Suprnova from my older brother. >everyone else still using Kazaa/morpheus/limewire
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Man, I wish I had done this shit back before the FBI was all over this. JB is my fetish.
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>using AOL >learn of chat room flooders, spammers, and other shit coded by vb6 >get into vb6 coding >troll AOL chats
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Anonymous
>not playing Frank's Adventure
Xzage !!x77pBOFm+BN
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>>12925185 I don't get it.
Based Madson !!LPtCePxg/Zr
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The ROMP or something like that
IgnantSeattlefag !!/6RBPgAl5s4
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>>12925214 The first time I ever got drunk I woke up shoved in a corner underneath one of those with an empty bag of popcorn, my friends girlfriend and his dog
Tiësto !j9TRANCEjw
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>not going on addictinggames or old Ebaums
Anonymous
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>>12925217 omg thats like my fucking childhood right there LOL
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>>12925217 HOLY FUCK I NOSTALGIA'D HARD
Game's still available online. brb gonna play until icepuck finals.
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>Kazaa >Look for Porn >Type the following every fucking time >Girls playing Twister
Anonymous
>mfw I was 10 or so I used to go into the AOL lesbian chat rooms and pretend to be a lesbian, trying to get the girls to talk dirty and shit
Anonymous
>not accidentally going to whitehouse.com when doing a research paper for school shit was cash
Anonymous
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>mfw my bro gave me his stepmom's erol's internet account and password because she never used it and my parents never used the phone so I almost never got cut off
Anonymous
What were some of your screen names?>Kronik_2k
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>>12925279 dohohoho, wasn't that a scat porn site back in like 2001?
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>year 2000 >friends have a shack in the woods >they put an old couch and mattress in it >walls full of playboy like stuff >they go there specifically to whack off >it's a fucking whackingshack >year 2003 >be 15 >we go this bridge under repair >it spans the local canal >there are holes in the bridge >can see straight down into the water >me and mates take turns shitting through the holes onto passing boats >mfw
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>>12925195 dam nigga how much pussy did you get
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>this thread
IgnantSeattlefag !!/6RBPgAl5s4
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>>12925274 >>12925274 I remember getting some black guy named "BigDaddyCaen" to cyber with me and my friends.
The only words I remember were me describing how I wanted him to suck my "cotton candy nipples", then my other friend would send him a picture of his dick.
Most of the things we used to do were actually really gay when you think about it
Anonymous
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>yfw every other site you went on was either hosted by Lycos or Angelfire >>12925217 The Cartoon Network games back then where GOAT-tier
brofist
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>>12925252 that shit is still on newgrounds lol
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>Alisha Klas Home Anal Porno- Underground Video >Sky Lopez gets dildo forced up in ass
Lambchop's Death Legion !!77m5S1g/ods
I know you played with this when you were little
Anonymous
>early 2000's >on Kazaa >download DMX DBZ AMV >watch on repeat for months
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>2000s >still using dial up >finally connect after 1 hour of trying >type in worldsex.com becuase my friends told me it was nice website >website loads up after 5 minutes >connection lost >i know there is history but dont know how to delete it >go to school the next day >ask a nerd how to delete my history >next day open up internet explorer in offline mode >delete history everythinwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
Anonymous
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>>12925298 >me and mates take turns shitting through the holes onto passing boats HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH WOW
Anonymous
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>>12925289 It's called a handle, n00b
Anonymous
I hope someone else played the fuck out of ski stunt simulator. Best school computer timewaster that was never blocked by any filters.
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>looking at porn on playboy.com >downloading and masturbating to previews from welivetogether >playing backyard baseball >hear someone coming down the stairs >ALT TAB IS TAKING FOREVER HOLY SHIT >they don't see anything Anonymous
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>2001 >Decide to get into website design because it's big business and i know i could easilly earn $100K a year >Make a geocities homepage >Think im baller as fuck when I get animated gifs working
Anonymous
not internet related but>be 12 >best friend literally lives next door >also have crazy mid 20s party animal live alone neighbor >little brother sees him emptying out his house one day >notices the guy throw playboys into the trash bin >we wait till he leaves >jump in the bin >dont give a fuck >sift through disgusting garbage >find the playboys untouched >3 of them >divide them up >i save the one with article/interview on the blonde Russian who had a collage of her showering and playing with her pussy
Anonymous
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>>12925330 >making the blacks always lose It's so fucking weird that the majority of /sp/ was introduced to porn by the same few videos
Anonymous
>>12925290 >not downloading this video as brother and sister make porn to make money Anonymous
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>>12925355 yep i did that. I thought it was called ski or die though.. maybe that was something else
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>>12925217 MY NIGGA
>mfw I put the plaster on the pipe and stopped it leaking how the fuck do I remember that?
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>korn_feat._marilyn_manson_feat._limpbizkit_feat._kid_rock_feat._eminem.mp3 >gin-and-juice-phish-live.mp3 >teenage_wasteland.mp3 >yoda_gets_high(FUNNY).mp3
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>>12925330 OH GOD
I THINK I STILL HAVE IT SOMEWHERE
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
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>get online spring 2003 >no antivirus whatsoever >fun PC with win98 having direct3d and 2000 configured for online >viruses fucked it up in three months >spent two years looking for Operation Flashpoint after that >PC couldn't go three months without fucking up ever since >finally use protection >hell no, dem viruses hax me and only safe mode saved me from actually running a fake antivirus >dat fun when adware that activated only when adult (seemingly) content was accessed >old PC, circa 2001 >got some caleidoscope screensaver >eventually fucks up PC real bad. >pehaps a month without windows >DAT BASED SIMCITY
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>2006 >still using dial up >one 5 minute song takes over 20 minutes to download from Limewire >webpages takes 3 minutes to load on average >that new site called youtube breaks my internet if I try to play a video
Anonymous
>2000 >love DBZ >love Linking Park >love P.O.D. >randomly searching for DBZ vids on Kazaa >DBZ_super_sayian_best_fights_with_Linking_Park_P.O.D.wav >mfw
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>>12925375 you made me blush
Anonymous
>Year 1999 >Babby's first porn search >Find pictures of a nude tan ass younger girl with white stockings pulled all the way up >Cum buckets >Can't find the picture set again to this day
Anonymous
Holy shit guys have you been to zthing and seen that hilarious oops i farted again video
Anonymous
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>>12925358 Haha, I remember way back when I was a kid, there was construction going on behind our subdivision. My friend and I stole a Playboy from the cab of one of the bulldozers. We looked at that every day for a month. He also went to the library and printed off hentai pictures to sell at school.
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>>12925290 god ive seen that porn about a million times
>dat missionary position Lawfʉl Good !!IlgystGviCZ
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>>12925292 babbys first fapping game
>>12925330 >Implying that's not in my attic right now with some kind of submarine equivalent or some shit Anonymous
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>>12925217 Well would you lookit that.
>mfw I thought the goddamn volcano would blow if I didn't complete everything fast enough .Irish !1krA.mvJ7I
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Play this everyday after school religiously>Get kicked from nearly every room for having a shit PING
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
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>>12925419 fuck you my friend showed me that song years ago
Anonymous
>2001 >Be 11 >Be in sketchy chatrooms all day when parents aren't around >Start chatting with a bunch of "girls" >1 girl in the chat tells me to give her my email >Give her my email >Hot JB sends me pictures every week to my request >tell her to stick her fist in her vagina >mfw she actually sends me dozens of her pics doing it. >save them on HDD >HDD still in the garage somewhere.
Anonymous
>8th grade >Friend searches Kazaa for lolita >We get the surprise of our young lives >mfw he confused lolita with Latina
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>2003 >using Yahoo Chats >user rooms with names like Men 4 Boyz, Men 4 Men, and other pedo shit >curous, enter them >chat it up with older guy, seems fun >made plans to meet >day finally comes, i decide to watch pokemon instead >mfw I realized what the fuck happened 5 years later
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>>12925085 >Be a very young tampa bay buccaneers fan >in these AOL kids chatrooms >broncos fan talking shit about the bucs and mike alstott >Trowa1023(My username): Mike Alstott rules if u say 1 more thing abot him ill kill u >I get banned from the chatroom and AOL tells me they've emailed that message to my dad >mfw Lambchop's Death Legion !!77m5S1g/ods
Anyone remember the twins having sex on a table one?
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>Meticulating Splines.....
Anonymous
Slightly off topic, but this was the GOAT game-that-came-with-the-computer
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>>12925461 The Bambi twins ?
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>>12925454 >Trowa If you didn't watch Gundam Wing on Toonami then you don't know SHIT about sports
Lambchop's Death Legion !!77m5S1g/ods
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>>12925469 I have no idea. It was two twins having lesbian sex on a table.
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>>12925454 if he didn't say son i am proud then you have shit tier parenting
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>>12925437 >HDD still in the garage somewhere. Anonymous
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>>12925440 i did that too... and to this day i still watch latina porn :3
Anonymous
>2002 >go to newgrounds >play some anime dating simulator >get to the fucking scene >sister barges through my door >"EEEEW ANON IS WATCHING DIRTY CARTOONS" >GOD DAMNIT
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>>12925464 omg you guys are destroying me with all these memories
Anonymous
>that feel when your elementary school library got hooked up with 10 of those Mac's that had the turquoise cover case in the back
mute !!RR4RD4H7RHo
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>>12925495 >not going on newgrounds before the flash portal was put in. Anonymous
>2001 >go on kazaa >search "hidden camera" >download video of hot blonde chick masturbating on her bed with the door crack open >"we like to party" by the vengaboys is playing from her stereo >permanent erotic association with the vengaboys
.Irish !1krA.mvJ7I
Looking back, that animated video of a man spanking a monkey.
Anonymous
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>>12925508 we thought we were hot shit when we got those
Anonymous
damn i remember playing that one game where youre a spaceman and you do math problems and word problems and shit
Anonymous
>have AOL internet at 12 years old >don't really even understand the use of the word "porn" >proceed to google "Hot Asian ass" >google history forces "Hot Asian ass" to pop up whenever searching something starting with "H" >OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK HOW THE FUCK WHYYYYY
Lambchop's Death Legion !!77m5S1g/ods
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>>12925495 Thats when you turn to her with your raging hard on saying "I was just practicing for you"
Anonymous
>>12925437 >mfw i had the exact same thing from a bitch i met of Habbo hotel when i was 14 >mfw she would get on webcam and strip and masturbate >mfw she stopped all of a sudden and blocked me and i thought it was some FBI shit so i didn't go back on my computer for a week Anonymous
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>>12925464 Rodent's Revenge/Jezzball/Chips Challenge three way tie for GOAT game
.Irish !1krA.mvJ7I
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>1999 >playing games on Surf Monkey (if you don't know about Surf Monkey you don't know SHIT about childhood) >porn popup >not even that good, all the naughty bits are censored with stars >mite be cool
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
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>dat feel when I left the computer on overnight for the first time to download Age of Mythology:Trial Version It felt so bad at the time... later on I'd do that religiously to get vidya and animu over eMule... and then came utorrent and fast local trackers
>>12925495 >not finding porn through the newgrounds based dating sims that you were introduced to by your sister constanza.exe
>dem "free e-zines" with the same 5 sex stories (3 straight, 1 gay and 1 lesbo) Anonymous
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DAT VIDEO OF THE REDHEAD THAT LOOKS LIKE LINDSEY LOHAN FINGERING HERSELF
Anonymous
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>>12925495 >mfw I used to go on these, not because I like anime but because it was the only porn I could find >had to sit through hours of boring shit until I finally got a nude shot >Get it and then realise it is shitty, cartoons cannot hold up to the real thing inb4 /a/ gets mad
Anonymous
>>12925437 yeah i had a similar thing bro. this 14yo would get on webcam for me and finger herself n shit. felt good man
Lambchop's Death Legion !!77m5S1g/ods
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>>12925518 Wasn't that the same site as the microwavable hamster?
Anonymous
Creative Guerilla !!sL7l6hoJwtE
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>>12925526 Oh my fucking god fuck you I remember that shit.
That guy was fucking hard in kindergarten
Anonymous
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>>12925528 i rember that. fucking suuuucked
Ticketbro !otnRSDkuZA
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>AOL floppy disks being handed out at super markets.
Anonymous
>that feel when Planet Namek shut down
Tiësto !j9TRANCEjw
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>be in class >finish work early before anyone >play dinosaur game where u have a lazer shooting fucking something on one arm >race through dinosaur fields avoiding t-rexes and falling rocks >mfw
Anonymous
>year 2000 >be 16 >download shit load of free music from napster >napster gets shut down >find soulseek >find thumbzilla >fap to 30 sec porn clips dl on 56k >still have folder of 30 sec clips on my one of my tb hard drives >sometimes open folder and fap to some of those 30 sec clips. >I found most of those full movies on fapdu from those 30 sec clips. >realized I cant fap to jasmine st clair and Aurora Snow anymore. >can only fap to chicks being choked with a dick till they puke. >feelsgood.
Anonymous
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>>12925043 >home alone >for (now) unknown reason, parental control down >decide to check out porn for the first time >"uuuuhhh . . . " >Google Image Search: boobs Found some blondy in braids humping a butter churner. Good shit.
>my face circa 2011 Anonymous
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i remember one time i was staying at my cousins for the weekened and he downloaded some porn video from kazaa, basically this girl was getting fucked in the ass outside and while he was fucking her a giant turd came flying out of her ass.
Anonymous
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I remember the first time my mom found my shitty porn. When I looked at what she found it was literally a giant close-up of a beautiful bald teenage pussy. Deal with it, mom. Deal.
Anonymous
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this goddamn gif
Anonymous
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Anybody remember the free software you would get with PC's ?
TheGreatGambino !Qq1e1ZmBSo
>that JB video of a girl with pigtails getting it no-lube in the ass by an old dude in the back of a van
Kirino Kousaka !/sL8PvFGFQ
>>12925508 >That feel when your teacher would let you play games on the macs every friday. Loved the 4th grade.
Anonymous
>>12925330 >>12925330 >implying you didn't put it next to this and have wars between knights and cowboys Anonymous
>2000 >Be 9 >Buy condoms with my friends >why.jpg >put them on our cocks >feels good man >circle jerk behind a tree in a public park >pretend to cum, to impress them >spit in condom >check out this load I just blew
Creative Guerilla !!sL7l6hoJwtE
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>be 9 >loved ww2 for some reason >search www.warland.com >get whoreland.com >heheheheh Anonymous
地獄のサラリーマンBased_K9999 !bosDK4wbkA
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>>12925252 NOSTALGIABOMB
youre not alone anon, i remember playing that shit over and over
>mfw i thought i was a pimp Anonymous
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>>12925578 >can only fap to chicks being choked with a dick till they puke. I know that feel
Anonymous
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>>12925610 um lol wat the fuk bro
Anonymous
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>>12925561 >implying I still dont bate to her videos She deserves a medal of honor for her service
Anonymous
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>that feel when you discovered hentai
Ticketbro !otnRSDkuZA
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>>12925601 >>12925601 I remember that! I found out later that it was Maxx Hardcore, that dude who got arrested for violating porn law bullshit
Anonymous
>doing "extremely hard" 6th grader homework >what the fuck the book doesnt say shit >try internet >what the fuck this is useless >why doesnt someone make an online encyclopedia or something >years later i discover 1. someone invents wikipedia 2. this whole time you could have installed the online encyclopedia with pic related
Anonymous
Anonymous
>4th grade >me and my best friend practice humping the stall wall well no one was in the bathroom >he decided to stick it in my butt one day >mfw I realized we were doing gay shit by seeing each others dicks
Anonymous
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>be like 14 >horny as fuck one night, home alone >didnt really know how to download torrents or if tube sites existed back then >go to random porn sites and watch the 30 second clips >beat off to those for like 2 years
Anonymous
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>>12925605 OH LAWD
My best friend had (still has) those
For nostalgia sake we break them out every now and then.
Of course sometimes we have to rip them away from his little brother
>mfw some of my other friends would make fun of two 19-year-olds playing with Fisher-Price toys Anonymous
Token Miami Sports Fan !tZsGgTBOzw
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>2002 >trying to download video games off Kazaa >copy of GTA3 >works but doesn't save games >mfw
Anonymous
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>Download 30sec porn clips >Meg >Download 30sec porn clips >WMP >Repeat turned on >AAAWWWWWWWW SHIT
Anonymous
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>>12925610 Let's get this shit started
>9 year olds Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>12925643 THAT SHIT MADE LEARNING FUN
i would just search random crap for hours and read it
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>>12925601 Rule #1 of watching porn: If she's got pigtails, she ain't underaged.
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
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>>12925603 >dat feel when all I remember of grades 5-10 was: Half-Life, Counter-Strike, Sven-Coop, ESF, Quake 2
during IT class, after class in the library, day in, day out
SHIT WAS CASH AS FUCK
Anonymous
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for the love of christ archive this
Anonymous
>that feel when you downloaded the Heather Brooke deepthroat video
Anonymous
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>>12925412 THISSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALL DAY EVERY DAY!!!!!!!
Also
>2000s >go to dragonballarena every single day >download all the videos at ridiculously slow pace >don't even give a fuck That one with Picollo vs 17 was AWESOME!
Anonymous
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>>12925610 holy shit i did that too with friends
Anonymous
SOMEONE HAS TO HAVE THE TREASURE TROVE OF OLD KAZAA JB.
Anonymous
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>>12925658 >>12925658 >>12925658 >>12925658 >>12925658 >>12925658 If you didn't get 1 million points then you don't know SHIT about vidya
Anonymous
>>12925648 fuck man
did some shit i'm not proud of either
not proud at all
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>>12925643 LMAO i had that from like 2002-2005
Anonymous
>>12925694 If you didn't download the Heather Brooke ideepthroat videos you don't know shit about porn
Anonymous
>Be 12 >Friend's dad had a shitload of Playboys in his room >Go to friends house often >Look at them when he is out/mowing the grass >He teaches me how to masturbate >Mfw I cum for the first time while he watches
Beefcake !U1vZnI.zbE
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>OS/2 Warp was first operating system >my fucking face when
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soooort of unrelated but>be 12 >best friend is 12 >he has a sister who's 10 >she's a white redhead (seriously, could it GET any hotter?) >we play truth or dare >she keeps insisting on playing >we tell her no fuck off >hours of annoyance later >finally we say alright fine >my turn >she takes the dare >i tell her to take off her pants and panties and show us her ass >she takes them off , bends over, and we get boners
Anonymous
>>12925648 >>12925713 i had buttsex with my friends when i was about 8. just thought i would come clean now
Anonymous
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>>12925718 holy shit were you friends with me?
i remember my bros used to come over and we would raid my dad's playboys when he was out cutting grass
one day he caught us and i got in fucking shit and he took me for a drive and told me all about sex
worst car ride ever
Anonymous
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>4th grade computer lab >lesson on "basic internet usage" >"Whatever dot com will lead you to info!" >have the computer hooked up to the overhead projector that displays what I am doing to the whole class >want to go to "hockey.com " or whatever >mistype "hooky.com " or whatever instead >PORN, PORN EVERYWHERE >mfw Anonymous
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>1995 >can't find the original >download the midi instead >enjoy it
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Remember that homemade video of the blonde milf having sex on her parents bed or something, but you couldn't really understand what she was saying. I found it years ago, but it seems to have disappeared from the internet.
Anonymous
>not remembering xiao xiao
Anonymous
Anonymous
Someone post the archive link
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>8th grade >supposed to do some kind of project >requires us to go to a website >craigslist.com >teacher accidentaly tells us to go to CRAIGLIST.com >its a porn site >she gets tons of calls from parents hated that bitch
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>>12925718 My first chronological occurrence of ejaculating at age twelve, I was feeling apathy and severe phlegmatism and wondered what would occur if I continued to stroke my male genitalia.
Anonymous
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>>12925718 your friends dad was a pervert, he watched you masturbate? fucking gross
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>>12925718 Greentext related
>go to grandparents' house >find the Playboy motherload (every issue from early-80's to late-90's) with some Penthouse mixed in that belonged to my dad >HAHA TIME TO FAP pretty much every night >leave with my dad after a week >Looks at me and says "Anon I know you were looking at those Playboys, and that's cool, just don't make it so obvious because your mother doesn't need to know" >mfw Anonymous
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>>12925756 She died? Link? Source?
Anonymous
>>12925783 http://chanarchive.org/4chan/sp click on request archive
paste the URL of this thread
click vote
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>like 11 >girls from school trick me and two friends into a screamer >it says to put on max sound and read the text >do it >get so fucking scared the three of us run to a friends house without shoes because they were near the computer >wouldn't go near that computer for a week
Anonymous
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>>12925694 >>12925717 >>12925561 Heather Brooke should've played basketball. At least unlike LeBron, she doesn't choke.
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>>12925416 Dat mystery porn.
God damn there are some videos I would PAY to see again. The first ever rough porn video I watched. This porn with these Eastern European chicks. GOD DAMN IT'S NOT FAIR.
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
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>printed off porn >thought it was amazing >someone came home >ran to the bathroom to try and flush it , IT WOULDNT FUCKING FLUSH Also that ideepthroat girl isn't dead:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Harmon Anonymous
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>WATCH PORN OF TEEN COUPLE MASTERBATING >TELL THE GIRL NEXT DOOR ABOUT IT >SHE TELLS ME TO SHOW HER HOW I DO IT >I MASTERBATE WHILE SHE WATCHES >SAME GIRL >SHE WOULD BRING ME HER DAD'S PLAYING CARDS WITH NAKED CHICKS >WHEN WE WOULD WRESTLE SHE WOULD MOAN
Anonymous
>>12925750 i thought i was the only one who had buttsenx with my best friend when i was young.
seriously who else here had gay sex when you were young
Anonymous
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>not going to rotten.com to see some fucked up shit Anonymous
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>>12925773 oh shit yeah i remember those
Anonymous
Anonymous
You know, I have to appreciate that right now, I have a near infinite amount of porn at my immediate disposal. But damn, son, I almost prefer the old days. The hunt was half the fun.
Anonymous
>2002 >be 13 >Download South Park episode >138mb >Seems legit >open video >6 euro teenagers walking around the park >run into homeless man >one hits him in the head with a rock >video switches scenes >out of focus >video focuses in >Euro teens have the homeless man tied up >each on takes turns raping him >Dump in the the park when they are done >Video ends >Delete file and don't use computer for 2 months >mfw
Anonymous
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COMPLETELY UNRELATED BUT>go to card store with friends >he distracts the shop owner at the front >i put pokemon cards into my right shoe under my foot >i put basketball cards into my left shoe under my foot >put a shitload of assorted cards in my underwear >walk out like a motherfucking thug >hustle the cards on the playground
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>1999 >16 years old >dat windows 98 >dem custom themes >dat 128kbs >dat dancing naked girl on the pole as the windows sidebar. >she wants to fuck
Gooner! !j/WpQtp06s
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my earliest memories of using the internet are searching for pokemon red cheats. 'beat the elite 4 1000 times with a pikachu and you'll get mewthree'
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>>12925815 I told my brother to suck my dick when I was 8 and he was 3... feels bad man.
Ticketbro !otnRSDkuZA
Anonymous
>Be like 10 >Wrestle with friends all day erryday >One day, have friends over to watch Wrestlemania >Wrestling beforehand >Go to kitchen >Hear massive crunching sound >Come back >My couch is broken basically into two pieces >Friend A says that friend B powerbombed him onto the couch and it broke >All other friends say that friend A just jumped onto the couch trying to perform a flip of some sort >Trust the majority and tell my mom friend A broke the couch >She gets insanely mad >Eventually decides not to call the friend's parents after hours of him begging >$500 worth of repairs >Years later, find out that friend A was indeed powerbombed onto the couch by friend B and friend B just convinced everyone in the room to say it was friend A right in front of him >mfw
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>Been cybering since 1998 >Discover net meeting circa 2000 >Feel like I've lost my virginity because I actually saw tits and pussy from some girl while cybering >mfw
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>mfw when my friends send me 2 minute porn videos to my phone via bluetooth >masturbating with my earphones plugged into my phone in bed
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'Sup guize xDDDDD>filename
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>>12925847 I pedigreed my brother through a wooden bed, felt bad man
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>>12925826 what is that .gif from? it looks really familiar
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
Also,
StickDeath/GeoCities/AOL Discs
Xiao Xiao/
Rotten.com/Stileproject Napster/WinMX
IT IS NOW SAFE TO TURN OFF YOUR COMPUTER
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>>12925648 >2nd grade >trade BJs, HJs, and make out with best friend >4th grade >still doing it I still wish we'd figured out buttsex by then.
Judas Kiss !k/GQQsN1Qg
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>mfw watching that 10 second video of a chick that looked exactly like Britney Spears sucking two cocks
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>>12925847 LMAO friend B is a master troll
Anonymous
>>1997 >>Be on AOL dial up >>Screen name was bones3552 >>go absolutely crazy on porn one day >>print out pictures of pam anderson nude, all kinds of other playboy women nude >>jack off constantly in room >>dad calls me down >>"what is this"? >>left one pic in the printer >>and he has the view history up on the screen with about a thousand porn sites listed Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
>>12925852 THAT FUCKING DONATION TREE
Unless the idea was "don't expect free shit"
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
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Oh another one.
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>be 12 >think im downloading bangbus on kazaa >open vid >7-8year old indian girl rubbing cameramans penis on vagina vigorously and smiling >WTF WTF WTF DELETE!!! >file cannot be deleted blah blah >mfw
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>Have AOL for kids >Get sick of the damn time limits >Just start logging in my older's sister account after I saw her password once >Unlimited game time! >mfw I now realize I've been a hacker since 2000
Anonymous
>>12925886 >mfw the only thing I ever managed to get from the tree was something I donated >mfw I have no face to express the rage Anonymous
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>>12925828 I played this for hours, always trying to reach the high score board.
Based Madson !!LPtCePxg/Zr
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>>12925825 Made it that much better
Anonymous
>>AOL in the late 90s >>searching peoples AOL profiles who wanted to exchange nude pics >>searched only females >>every female's profile said they would only exchange pics with other women >>mfw when i only recently realized that these were all men
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anyone else use to play pokemon battle arena?
Anonymous
Official Stages Of Internet Power Rankings Anonymous Thu 16 Jun 2011 03:55:00 No. 12925941 Report 1. Entry mode internet (everything was new and exciting and bonerific)
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>>12925911 It got somebody sent to jail, probably
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>>12925852 >>12925852 i meet my first gf on neopets
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>>12925870 >stickdeath HNNNNNNNNNNNG
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>just got internet >surfing for porn all day long, downloading 30s clips and shit >dad finally gets to the computer and like immediately goes to "Recent documents"
Lawfʉl Good !!IlgystGviCZ
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>>12925852 >Remember login a while ago >Try to log in >Account is frozen >Wait, what >Remember that one day I just got really bored and started spamming a ton of their boards with curse words and kept trying to get girls to cyber with me >Cyber with on girl >Leave in the middle of it because I was done ALPHA AS FUCK
Dat Shoyru doe...
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>>12925941 Nigga you dumb as shit. Present day is awesome
Porn tubes as far as the eye can see, my own computer, impenetrable virus scan
>Sketchy program: lol spyware on ur computer >Virus scan: I DON'T FUCKING THIS SO Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL
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>going whitehouse.com during class to look at tits. >getting caught playing runescape in class and having the tech guy walk up after filtering the site and saying "cant play that run escape now can ya?" >guessing my mom's admin password after hours of tries. Clue was after 12th
Finally guessed college
Anonymous
Anonymous
>neopets >find baby paintbrush >mfw stickdeath
Anonymous
>be 12 >some guy at school is pissing me off >altavista "how to hack hotmail accounts" >find some geocities site >asks me to send the hotmail account i want a password for, and my hotmail and password to hotmail_admin_98@hotmail.com >this looks legit >send it >nothing comes (of course) >never get hacked anyway >mails
Anonymous
>runescape >WTB GF MSG ME I GIB U 20 GP MSG ME PLZ I NEED ONLINE GF PLZ >finally some girl obliges ( i could just tell it was a girl) >we "sext" message through the runescape private messages >mfw we were only 10 years old but we knew about sex, and fingering, and anal, and cumming
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
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>>12925926 >dat feel when I had my mom fax them that shit to enter chat and such, only to never use them features and to lose the account eventually anyway >>12925938 dude, in no way is this shit nostalgia in Lithuania...
one.lt - somehow the polar opposite of /b/ yet an even more fucked up representation of a population
Anonymous
>>12925815 Used to get blown by a friend and blow him in return when I was like 9. Also got blown by a girl in my neighborhood when I was 7 once, though she would often force me to eat her out in exchange for watching Back to the Future, my favorite film at the time.
Fuck man, kids don't know what the fuck they are doing.
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>be 11 in 1999 >think jenna jameson was the hottest woman on earth because she was >have a wallet sized pic of her in my wallet >show it to my nerd friends >be the cool guy because I had internet and looked at porn
Based Madson !!LPtCePxg/Zr
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>>12925911 I think I know exactly what video you are talking about
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>>12925985 the fuck? i don't remember typing that last line.
Anonymous
>not cutting up "ploids" points from bag a chips >Not going on the ploid website hoping to win some cool shit >never playing frisbee with your aol discs
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>>12925987 those internet sluts man...
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>>12926026 >ploids OH JESUS CHRIST
I KNOW THIS FEEL SO WELL
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Fuck, I no longer have access to the email my Neopets account was linked to
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>Runescape >Get like $15 on my prepaid debit card >Get membership >level like a motherfucker, make bank >membership runs out >go back to f2p >bitches all over my full rune dick offering to be my gf if I give them stuff
Anonymous
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Need an internet nostalgia game thread #2
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Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL
>playing "doctor" with younger sister when I was like 5-6 >recently realize how gross that was
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>2004 >windows XP >search porn, download videos and masturbate downstairs at like 1 am on Dad's computer >delete account on computer >make a new one >mfw i found out how to delete history on IE
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dude what the fuck, way too many faggots who got gay with their friends when they were 8. glad I didnt have any friends like that
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NEW GAME THREAD
>>12926095 NEW GAME THREAD
>>12926095 NEW GAME THREAD
>>12926095 Anonymous
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>>12925516 >>12925516 >>12925516 >>12925516 >>12925516 >>12925516 >>12925516 >>12925516 OH MY FUCK THIS SO HARD
purple shirt and some grey sweatpants HAHA
I fucking lol thinking about this everytime a Six Flags commercial comes on
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>mfw I still use leet hacks to get millions of runescape money and sell it to 10 year olds for $20 a piece
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>be 8 >playing doctor for the first time with my female neighbor >our parents are all in the next room >proceed to touch her all over the place >then she touches me >a few years later >we play mom and dad >we played it by laying under the covers and talking
TheGreatGambino !Qq1e1ZmBSo
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>>12925826 >Delete file and don't use computer for 2 months lold HARD because i would have done the same thing. I know exactly what would have gone through your mind
地獄のサラリーマンBased_K9999 !bosDK4wbkA
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>>12925508 my heart can't handle all this nostalgia
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>13 over at friend's house >dial-up modem >dialer.exe >call kid we hate multiple times at 3 AM
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>be 14 >play habbo hotel >always get hot ass bitches msns and talk to them all the time >they wanted my dick >be pimp as fuck back then
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Postan in an archived thread
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NEW GAME THREAD
>>12926095 NEW GAME THREAD
>>12926095 NEW GAME THREAD
>>12926095 get in there
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>Delete browsing History >I'm safe Two years later I learned what cookies were. Bricks were shat.
>>12926065 I know that feel bro.
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>be 16 in 2000 >be home alone >fapping to porn sites >hear moms voice >pull pants back on >survey area >nobody is home >continue fapping >hear moms voice >internet connection is broken by phone call >mom calls to found if I am fine. >turn computer off after erasing history. >scared shitless >find out a week later Winfax was trolling me. >MFW when I was fapping and heard moms voice over fax modem
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>>12925911 oh god i think ive seen that video, scarred me for life bro
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>Watching grainy Dragonball Z at my friends house using Real Player
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>>12925412 >IIIIIIII, I FEEL SO ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE holy FUCK
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>not using a hacked version of netzero to get ad-free internet
Anonymous
i told my 5 year sister to kiss my dick wen i was 10. she ran away
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>>12926562 You're pushing this a bit to far. Chillax with the "hurr durr gay childhood" bs
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>>12925570 OH SHIT!
You were there too?
