there's no way we covered it all. get in here>friend offers me NetZero >i tell him to fuck off, AOL Master Race here >were not friends anymore
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>using NetZero hipster piece of shit trash
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>mfw I still use leet hacks to get millions of runescape money and sell it to 10 year olds for $20 a piece Serious bank in this business, they literary mail you cash Kids man. Kids
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
from the last thread:
rotten.com/stickdeath/xiaoxia kazzaa/napster/winmx and all the dodgy shit from it
neopets/runescape/aol chatrooms
56k dialling noises/viruses/dialers
and a strange lot of people sucking off family members
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>discover Neopets >don't go outside for days
Anonymous
so who else went gay with their friends when they were 8. i once had about 6 friends sleeping over at my place. it turned into a gay orgy after few hours feels bad man
Anonymous
>1999 >Compuserve >saw my first porn by typing in sex.com >whatthefuckamiwatching.jpg >close out immediately >feel ashamed for the rest of the night >go back on that site the next day Anonymous
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>that feel when you had overly protective parents and the only way you heard "cool" music was in DBZ AMVs
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>>12926148 you forgot soulseek/ICQ/audio galaxy
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>>12926148 It wasn't family member, it was kids who were like 8 or 9.
>mfw I realize that kid I was such fucking bro's with and did creepy shit with was still my bro to this day Anonymous
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OP is a fag Earthlink master race reporting
Anonymous
>be 12 >my friend: hey wanna masterbate my moms cd covers of britney spears, you can be on one side of the room and me on another >me: nah man. that's weird glad i had no gay experiences
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If you didn't have awkward sexual expriences with friends, then you don't know SHIT about your childhood!
Anonymous
>>12926141 >middle school >youtube GTFO
Anonymous
OLD THREAD IF YOU WANT TO READ IT FIRST
>>12926002 Anonymous
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>>12926184 >2005 >not in middle school Anonymous
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>>12926185 seriously archive that shit, damn good thread
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>be 14 >play habbo hotel >always get hot ass bitches msns and talk to them all the time >they wanted my dick >be pimp as fuck back then i still actually talk to 2 of them on facebook from time to time.
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>not being set to "mature" on AOL's settings >porn is blocked
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>>12926185 >linking the gayest comment in that whole thread Anonymous
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>>12926161 Holy fuck Compuserve was the shit.
Anonymous
Fun Fact: at one point in your life you'd have sold your soul for one of these
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
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>>12926161 That's how it works...
hentai ain't as pervy as real porn
i'll just give softcore a try
maybe hardcore
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insert your most common fetish
>>12926141 >underageb& >nostalgia Pick one
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>>12926178 >implying mutual masturbation is gay Anonymous
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>1996 >be on AOL >keyword Slingo >fuck yeah Slingo
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>>12926210 One of the kids I went to church with had one
I pondered how I could murder him and get away with it. Of course if I'd know I couldn't have been held responsible, I might have done it. That was before 8 year olds could be tried as adults.
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>be 13 >use limewire >look for the top-sized porn vids >find one that is 298 mb >get fucking excited as fuck >make an elaborate download plan because average speed was 7-9kb/s >start downloading it at 10 pm on a friday night because parents were going to bed >wake up at 5 in the morning before they woke up >download complete >hide the file it in a folder within folders titled "jifa999" >feel so fucking successful >fap to it the next night which was saturday Oh fuck how those days were awesome
Gooner! !j/WpQtp06s
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>(H)(¯`·._)I Göt DÄ Bê§t msn NiCkNaMeS :) Bêttêr thäñ ÿöür§(¯`·._)(H)
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Anyone else have that one friend who looked like he was 20 and you used him to buy porn mags from the 711 when you were like 12?
Anonymous
HEY THIS IS A CHAIN E-MAIL IT'S THE LONGEST RUNNING CHAIN OF CONVERSATION EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. IF YOU BREAK IT YOU'LL GET SEVEN YEARS BAD LUCK AND THEN DIE. THIS ONE GUY BROKE IT BUT NOW HE'S DEAD. PASS IT ON!
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>>12926178 I did that, but thats about it.
I dont feel gay at all. I didnt actually see him beating it
Anonymous
>be 12 >do a webcrawler search on porn >first few link all disney and various cartoons >spend the first few weeks with internet jackin' to jetsons porn
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>that feel when wanted to bone your friends hot sister when she was like 14-16
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>>12926210 >mfw in the middle of the supermarket when i opened the new pack i'd bought and found it Anonymous
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>>12926210 >had one >coolest kid in the class >lost it >not anymore Anonymous
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>playing diablo 2 on 64MB ram computer with no video card on dialup >this was the days before pickit >still beat everyone to the drops every single time felt goodman
Anonymous
>>12926160 i too was around 8 at the time. my friend slept over and somehow talked me into letting him suck my penis, then i did it to him. then he told me to play with this butthole and i remember it smelling like poop and it almost made me throw up
shit was NOT cash
im seeing everyone else talking about gay experiences around this age...what the fuuuuuck. im glad it was just a phase for me though
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Silver Snakes for life.
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REMEMBER ME FUCKERS?
Nasri gon' Style !!KBxaLX+tKSg
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>>12926210 >implying i didn't get one in a pack when i was a kid only to get it stolen by some faggots at a little local place that sold comics and packs.. after i realized i got it stolen i told him and he closed his shop and took me in his car to chase them and fucking cussed them out and they gave me my Charizard card back. Anonymous
>be 14 >always go to cyber cafes and play cs 1.6 with friends >me and my bestfriend challenge these 2 guys older than us at a 2v2 >the guy said if he wins he wants our coat and if we win we get his chain >my friend and i destroyed them >we demand he give us his chain >he gets mad >huge fight in the cyber cafe fuck man i miss being a teen
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THERE IS A GIRL WITH NO FACE COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TONIGHT IF YOU DON'T FORWARD THIS TO 3 OTHER PEOPLE SHE WILL STEAL YOUR FACE
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
>>12926270 >dat feel when you realise that one of jab's jetsons pics was in a "funny pics" page in a very popular local news site Anonymous
>>12926210 I remember I had a shiny Mewtwo and something else. I was the coolest kid around
Gooner! !j/WpQtp06s
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I still have my Charizard Pokemon card. 1st edition too
Anonymous
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>That feel when you had a gameshark and you were king shit because everyone wanted you to get them a Mew
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>>12926210 ugh, I was in 3rd grade at Jr high school when this shit started. I felt sorry for the faggots from first grade playing that shit in front of girls whereas us were trying to impress them at that age.
Betas as fuck forever.
Anonymous
>>12926311 Ancient Mew?
You got them at the movies
Anonymous
>DAT DAFFY DUCK VS BUGS FOOTBALL GAME >DAT NEWGROUNDS >DAT CANDYSTAND >DAT KAZAA JB PORN >JB BITCHES SHOWING THERE TITS IN AOL CHATS >DAT BONZI BUDDY >DAT SIMS
Anonymous
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>that feel when you first opened up a new pokemon booster pack all the possibilities
Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL
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>>12926141 >going to youtube any time before you were 16 Anonymous
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>>12926332 I thought I was the coolest fucker in town when I got one after going to the movie.
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>my friends face years after i tried to act like a hard shit and told everyone burning a cd is when you make it really hot and then all of this data gets permanently saved on it and they found out none of this was true
Anonymous
>be 11 >use webcrawler 2.0 to search for jenny mccarthy nudes >find pictures like these and wait a minute at least for the whole picture to load >stare at how hot they are >wonder why her hair is blonde but her bush is dark >have no idea how to fap yet >continue staring at the pics oh god dude, and looking back at these after so many years I realized I had good taste even as a young chillun
Anonymous
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>2001 >9 years old, sister is 7 >Get AOL at home >First day >Go on chat rooms and ask if anyone wants to play Backyard Football network play >No one responds >Give up and play chatroom games and then>Let sister on >45 minutes later she logs off and sulks away >Try to go on AOL >Doesn't work >My sister told someone to eat her ass in a kid's chat room and got the account suspended for it Also>that feel when you sneak from your room to your living room at 10 PM in the dark and logging on, praying the dial-up noises won't alert your parents
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>that feel when you first discover that there are dozens of sites dedicated to your specific fetish
Anonymous
>>12926160 >>12926160 Fuck man I know that feel. Me and this kid used to fuck in my parents office like once a week. We played husband and wife.
One time after we were done I realized that we forgot to lock the door...........if my dad would have found out.....holy shit.
It still creeps me the fuck out to this day. How my first sexual experience was with a little boy. Makes me fucking sick to my stomach that I did some faggot shit like that. Brb suicide
Lawfʉl Good !!IlgystGviCZ
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>>12926294 >Play friends brother in yugioh >Hes two years older than me >Think I'm big shit cause I have like on Rageki or something >Bet him for all my cards >Lose >Cry until I keep my cards ALPHA AS FUCK
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
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>2002 >11 years old >Family computer got messed up had to get it fixed >Uncle gave us his computer for time being >I used to go to different NFL team websites and save pictures of all the hot cheerleaders and I would wack off to those pics >Saved many pics on Uncle's computer >Our comp actually gets fixed and Uncle gets his back >Next time the family is together I think it was a BBQ or something Uncle says to my Dad, "I dunno why but there were pics of cheerleaders on my hardrive" >mfw I went back in the house and straight to the bathroom to get out of there
Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL
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>need help on homework. >dad and mom dont know this shit >Askjeeves.com thank you based jeeves
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
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>>12926343 it's gone now so I can't prove it, but it was there... of course, the whole section was "adults only" and such, but that one pic was really something else
Anonymous
>>12926283 yh same man. i had buttsex one time earlier than that orgy but that was because my friend wanted to try buttsex and we were about 7-8 so dry humped each other. we were naked tho. his dad came into the room and saw us naked and shouted WHAT ARE YOU DOING. my retarded friend was like LOL WE HAVE SEX Y U MAD. i was trying to play it cool like hehe man funny no we werent having sex.
hes still my bro. feels weird man
Wade-County !!YUGXK/BGmwQ
No one remembers going on MSN Zone playing ants, age of empires, Jedi outcast or that airplane game(not flight simulator). No one remembers getting random IM's from people you dont know mainly girls in your class's?
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>teenager >horny as fuck >trying to cyber girls in checkers chat room
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>>12926245 >[Person of influence/power/wealth] has left you a fortune of [random 2 digit number]million US dollars. As this individual's lawyer, I am required to transfer this wealth to you, provided you supply personal information. Thank god I didn't know what my social security number was back in the day.
>mfw my older relatives forward me these chain mails Anonymous
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>have digimon cards >awesome deck >have the evil clown guy >bully says he's going to a digimon tournament >I need your help dude! He's the best guy, please! >Okay :3 >Never see him again If I ever see that fucker again, he's dead
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>not jackin' it to dad's hustler those stories, man, those stories. had me rock hard
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>>12926376 I didn't even know what the fuck sex really was until about the 6th grade, at which point I also understood that guys doing it together was very, very bad.
I was somewhat sheltered as a child and so were most of my friends.
Anonymous
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet. CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper. WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains. SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more. POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke. LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush. GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling. DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet. CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory. GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times. SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways. WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump): The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water. THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose. THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
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>download arnold schwarzenegger prank calls on kazaa with friends >think they are hilarious >find arnold_soundboard.swf >*67 >call the grocery store, mcdonalds, chinese restaurants, teachers, people we hate, etc...
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>>12926160 I certainly did. And never went back. Never managed an orgy though, sadly.
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>shockwave games all day via AOL.
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>>12926359 blond girls with black bush confused the fuck out of me too, man. Brospect.
Anonymous
>remember catching my dad looking at hentai porn multiple times because he was careless as fuck >he never found out i knew that he looked at hentai the fuck man, I just remembered this shit. What the fuck man. Internet nostalgia bowl i tell you
Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL
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>be in 4th grade show and tell >everyone shows their shit and has a blast >black kid goes up and talks about his digimon >ridicule him for the rest of the year for being poor and playing digimon when pokemon were clearly superior. I was such a little asshole
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>>12926425 >mfw the thought of ghost poopie came to mind Anonymous
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>be 11 >have charizard card >FUCK YES >take it school >show it off all day >on bus ride back I show my card to some kid and he passes it around >get stack back, missing charizard >WHAT THE FUCK >yell at that kid and tell him to give me back my card >he says he doesnt have it >start crying >this black kid then gives me back a couple of cards that I didnt even notice were missing because I only gave a shit about charizard. says he felt bad and didnt want to steal them after he saw me crying. I thank him and still think the other kid has my charizard >get home, tell mom >she goes apeshit >we go over to that kid who I gave my card to house >mom cusses out his dad, goes on a rampage >dont get the card >my mom is convinced the kid hid it >feel bad for next couple of weeks, get a charizard a year later but by then everyone had one >mfw now that im older I realize that its obvious the stupid nigger actually took it and I was too much of a naive little shit to know
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>>12926451 OH FUCK ARE YOU ME
i also caught him looking at "russian teens" specifically . i guess he missed our homeland too much.
Anonymous
>mfw I feel a little better about frenching my sister as a kid because everyone else had gay experiences
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>>12926425 I read that for the first time at 2:00 in the morning. When I got to "Power Dump" I laughed so hard I woke up everyone in the house. And it was a school night. My shit got rocked the next morning.
Anonymous
>>12926451 >that feel when you catch your dad looking at porn on the internet and you never confront him about it I know that feel bro
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
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>dat feel when the ISP would provide FTP that had loads of cool vidya, movies and other stuff (Friends and such) FUCK YEAH>dat feel when the FTP is fucked away before I finally decide to dl all them eps and burn them pic related
Anonymous
>limewire >2000 or so >trying to download the smashing pumpkins boxed set >something called neutral milk hotel comes up >wtf >download it >13 year old hipster
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>Yugioh craze >school wide rule where if you win, you get the losers best card >dueling a real retard with rich parent, no friends and awesome cards >win with ease cause he's retarded >ask to get his dark magician >no >the fuck you just say? >no >3 friends and I beat him until he stops moving >take all his cards I feel like such an asshole to this day
Anonymous
>>12926497 I know that feel bro.
I really don't feel all that bad about it whatsoever now.
Anonymous
>see banner ad >"GET PAID TO SURF THE WEB!" >mite b cool >install alladvantage >banner on the screen at all times >make $50 after a year >personal info they gathered probably worth hundreds
Anonymous
>>12926537 lolol
are you serious?
Anonymous
>5 years old >ask my brother to dry hump me doggy style Dear god I hope he doesnt remember that shit. Holy fuck.
Anonymous
>>12926516 >that feel when your dad is so fucking careless with his porn that he just downloads anything and types shit like free porn in google and always gets viruses >that feel when you would confront him but he downloads bestiality and hentai and that's just weird as fuck also
>that feel when every time you went away for a few days you would get a call in the middle of the trip from your sister asking you how to fix the computer because something is fucked up God damnit, dad. God fucking damnit
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>>12926392 what the fuck man
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i told my 5 year sister to kiss my dick wen i was 10. she ran away me and my brother used to fondle eachothers cocks wen we were 8 me and a friend used to pull our pants down and hug eachother when we 6, we thought doing that was sex Not proud of any of the above, but I believe that sort of shit is natural for kids, part of growing up.
Anonymous
>>12926585 dude how come dads were so fucking stupid using the internet. You think they would have a clue those days, but nope
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>>12926567 Oh god I am laughing so fucking hard right now
Anonymous
Guys....can we please keep this internet nostalgia related....no need to make this a gay childhood experience thread. Thanks.
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this thread. this fucking thread. you guys are all kinds of fucked up.>/sp/ >sports
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>not putting your hands down your best friends pants every day at school age 5
Anonymous
>>12926585 The one good thing about being raised by a single mom.
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
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there was something you could append to your dialling settings to stop it from making the modem dialling noise M0 changed my life
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>>12926557 I also know that feel
When I was 8, I inspected my 2 year old sister's vag. I only did it for about 10 seconds before I felt weird and stopped. I didnt stick my finger in or anything, and my sisters reaction was just laughter.
Felt weird as fuck about that until I read this thread. Feels good man.
Anonymous
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
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>>12926451 Fuck man why do I remember this shit
>I go over to Uncle's house >I go on computer because I wanted to go on addictinggames.com >I type in A >africanvagina.com comes up in address bar >mfw I realized my uncle watched porn Anonymous
>>12926629 >implying your mom didn't either watch porn or play with a massive dragon dildo she was just more secretive about it.
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>go on family desktop >go to Google >start typing "Li..." >see "little boy circle jerk" in the search history that comes up >mfw
Anonymous
>in first year of high school >showing off my pokemon cards in the library (deal with it i know i was a freak) >we are standing in a group of 4 in the corner of the library just looking at cards and chilling >librarian thinks i'm selling drugs >the principal, vice principal, school detective (rent-a-cop), librarian and two teachers surround us >rent-a-cop yells out STOP RIGHT THERE AND PUT WHAT YOU'RE HOLDING ON THE GROUND >they see i was just holding pokemon cards >principal tells me not to bring cards to school anymore >smirks all around >their faces when
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>>12926608 I have no idea. The day he got a laptop was such a happy day for me... until he started asking me to fix that shit every few weeks
>mfw Anonymous
>>12926558 I did this and got friends to sign up under me. Got a few checks for like $120. We even found programs that would auto-surf for us. Was pretty killer to have $120 as a kid every month.
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>>12926618 >he still cant get over the fact when he played husband and wife with this friends, he was the wife and got buttfucked allday erryday Anonymous
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>>12926618 The two tend to be pretty closely related. Giving all that fun stuff you see on the internet on your friends and shit.
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>streaming movie trailer for The World is Not Enough >waiting for James Bond to load >wait like an hour >parts of it still don't load but what did load was awesome
Anonymous
>>12926567 >mfw you just made me remember when I used to specifically play with my dick to get an erection, then show my bare erection to my brother just to gross him out and chase him around the room attempting to touch him with it to gross him out even more Anonymous
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>>12926657 Silly administrators, freshmen don't sell drugs. They only buy them. Or so they think. Then they get pissed off when they find out they bought oregano and Alka-Seltzer
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>>12926393 Air Warrior?
>>gamestorm.com RIP Gamestorm got me through highschool
Based Madson !!LPtCePxg/Zr
Nigger.com is still under construction and coming soon.
Just to let you all know.
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>>12926095 > not using a hacked a version of netzero to get free internet without ads I can see why your friend disowned you
Anonymous
>dad is for some reason technologically retarded >sick of him messing with my laptop >get him his own >every once in a while check up on it >cluttered documents everywhere >history left over for 2 years >stupid ass .exe and .zip files everywhere, that i know he doesnt even know how to use what is it with dads? seriously
Nasri gon' Style !!KBxaLX+tKSg
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>new guy moves into neighborhood >his mom is a milf >were like 13 >he tells me about how his mom has huge porn collection and all these kinds of dildos as if was nothing. >i always got boners >legitimately thought i could seduce his mom >fantasized about her all the time
Anonymous
>As a kid: Find one picture/video set and fap to it all the time >Now: Use multiple sites at once wut
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I used to masterbate with my brother over shitty 30sec porno vids god im fucking gay
Anonymous
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>>12926700 LOLOL
what the fuck hahahaha
also, the original space jam website is still in its original 90's form
Anonymous
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>tfw you realize you are not the only one who had a gay encounter with your friends as a kid
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>>12926563 yea. ended up downloading the entire album like a week later
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>>12926718 >tabs >glorious.jpg Anonymous
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>>12926703 >ooo a shiny button that says Great free porn >"CLICK" They are retarded
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>that feel when I never had a brother to jerk off with feels bad man
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>>12926558 did this. Only ever got $20
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>>12926685 >mfw you made me realize I used to play with my dick to get an erection every afternoon and I don't remember if I ever had my door shut or not Anonymous
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>playing doctor and nurse with my sister >we kind of feel each other up and kiss a lot >get excited about it We were so innocent at the time, like 7 years old, but looking back its so fucing gross. I hope she doesnt remember that shit
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
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>>12926685 The fuck? I just burst out laughing
Anonymous
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>>12926685 oh shit, reading that just made me remember when my cock got big when i was like 13 or something, i used to show my mom's boyfriends kid my cock and tell him to touch it, and he probably told his dad all that shit i did. the kid was like 9.
fuck
Anonymous
>4th grade >mrs kaylor >fantasize over her so much that I invented a universe where I was a half man half scorpion warrior and she was my wife what the fuck was wrong with me
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>>12926685 Oh god I can't stop laughing.
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>>12926558 >>12926664 i used to do the same thing with a website called
freeride.com . you could make an infinite number of accounts and RUN THEM ALL AT ONCE. things popped up and you clicked them. you got gift certificates for points.
i made $15 an hour in gift certificates and bought a shitton of stuff. eventually they realized that their business model of infinitely losing money wasn't a good idea and ruined their site tho.
Anonymous
>looking up porn on kazaa >"man, why does it save all my searches?" >figure out how to clear searches FELT LIKE A BOSS
Anonymous
>sleepover at friends house >playing pokemon red/blue vs each other on gameboy >he has gameshark, level 100 missingno, mew, others in his lineup >i destroy his whole squad with my level 60 charizard who had cut, dig, and ember >mon fucking visage
CLINT !U/SzanyQy6
>trolling people on games.com while playing battleship and clue Anonymous
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if you didnt want to bone your best friend 10 year old sister, you dont know shit about sports (assuming you and your friend were about 12 at this time)
Anonymous
>>12926774 i used to think that was the fucking coolest video EVER
I... I FEEL SO ALIVE, FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME!
Anonymous
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>>12926793 Lol, I had this fantasy where I had a door that was always near me and when I went through it time stopped in the real world. Inside I had like 20 hot girls I knew plus Britney Spears (face it, she was THE shit when she just started)
Anonymous
>>12926648 No, I could go on about all the times she'd be gone at the bar all night and then waking up at night as she comes home with some guy and they fuck eachother so loudly with no regard for me or my brother's being and leaving me with a traumatizing childhood, but I am quite sure she never looked at Internet porn or had a dildo.
Speaking of mother's dildos though
>sleeping over at kid I hate's house (long story) >mom goes out to get us KFC >"hey anon, wanna see something cool?" >"Ok, sure" >Go into his mom's room, pulls out giant white dildo from her bedside table >"dude, wtf. don't touch that man, dude, no, stop" >he proceeds to lick it God I hated fucker.
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>>12926793 Ohshitson
>that feel when age 11 I cried myself to sleep for a month after seeing A Time to Kill and realising me and Sandra Bullock were made for each other but would never meet Anonymous
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>mfw my first porn experience was furry pikachu fucking a eevee
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>this thread I'm now glad I was too timid to start masturbating until I was 15. What the fuck people?
Anonymous
>new kid online >AOL >Vampire Tavern >wots all this then... >vampires, knights, wizards doin thangs >quickly learn about roleplaying >pretty cool >random person IM "want to roleplay?" >sure mite b cool >why don't you start by eating an ice cube out of my pussy >mfw
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>>12926813 >mfw almost every single game of clue on games.com ended with ms.scarlet with the lead pipe in the bathroom. Anonymous
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>>12926838 IIIIIIIIIIII FEEEEEEEEEEEEEL SOOOOOOOOO ALIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
Shit was playing on repeat for days when I just found it
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>have dial up >only use internet from 11pm(when parents went to bed) - 6am(when parents woke up) >play yahoo games until 3 in the morning >feels good man >copypaste entire essays from whateverIwaswritingabout.com >prior to plagerism busting software >score high on make or break projects in grade school >never get caught ever Anonymous
>not having a bonerific crush on your 6th grade teacher >not getting kicked out of Summer Camp for asking girls if they wanted to "eat your hot dog" and if you could "lick their ice cream cones" they suspended me for that, but nigga i didnt give a fuck
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>go on mIRC almost daily >get into all sorts of different channels >chat to random girls >end up cybering >mfw back then horny teens were actually female and not 40 year old dudes I saw some real tits on cam for the first time this way, and I ended up losing my virginity to a girl I met on IRC.
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>be like 8 years old >everyone in the family has blackboxes for their cable >I get one for wrestling pay per views >watch porn all the time >think nothing of it
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ISKETCH Specifically going onto the chatrooms and trolling all the people looking for females.
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>>12926903 >using those corny ass lines Step_Up_Nigga.jpeg
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>Be 12 >Search KaZaA for christina model porn >Find ChristinaModel.exe >Looks legit >Install >Computer is fucked into oblivion and needs to be reformatted >Lose all of my god-tier hidden porn that I cant find most of again to this day >Make up some bullshit to my mom that I had no idea what happened and think we got hacked >Constantly fool around with friend's hot sister until he moves away, can't even remember her name once social networking becomes popular Fuck being 12
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>>12926908 i met some of my best friends on IRC. i fell in love with this girl on IRC too. we were like 15 at the time. she lived in a different state though and we never met. we still keep in touch and we actually live in the same town now, but we've still never met
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>>12926862 Hell yeah.
That reminds me of a story
>be a guys house who I hate but has a playstation with my best bud >he takes us to his moms room to show us something >goes into some secret area >pink throbbing vibrating dildo >neat.jpg >shows us his dad secret stash of playboys >kid goes to get some kool aid or something >swap dildo and playboys >friend doesn't show up to school the next week Anonymous
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>8 years old playing with other kids while my sister had a softball game >i start mouth raping this girl from my school and grabbing her ass >somebody tells my mom >my mom comes and gets me and i tell her to get away and that i'm going to marry this girl >mfw i remembered NONE of this when i got older but my mom and the girl still do >mfw i was alpha as fuck at 8yrs old but somehow reverted to super beta mode for the next 15 years >mfw that was the only sexual contact i had until i was 19
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>>12926934 god what was the fucking obsession with that christina chick? she had a great rack, but all she would do is that stupid ass fucking dance and bounce them around. Did she ever even show them?
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
Free Online Pool anyone? I think it was on yahoo and Microsoft had like their own game place
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>>12926798 I used to just fill up the dropdown history with nonsense to "clear my history". At least everyone in my house was technologically retarded.
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If your 13-year-old self didn't troll the shit out of horny guys in chatrooms by pretending to be a 23-year-old college student with big tits, you don't know SHIT about sports>mfw I said "i dunno i dont wear a bra" because I didn't know jack shit about bras when guys asked me what bra size I wore
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>be 13 >get to know group of girls on MSN >one says she has heroin addiction >grow obsessed, cry about her >stay up all night talking to her >grades dropping >parents are like, wtf >OMG SHUT UP SHE HAS AN ADDICTION YOU DONT UNDERSTAND
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>>12926338 >daffy duck vs bugs football game NIGGA I USED TO PLAY THAT GAME ALL THE FUCKIGN TIME HOLY SHIT.
I haven't thought about that game is so long.
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> 1998 > LAN party > playing Neverwinter Nights and Diablo 2 > we take a break and go to fatchicksinpartyhats.com > later that night go bike riding to 7-11 for snake run > play some more > stay up to watch the sun rise > still saturday and sunday left in the weekend Anonymous
>>12926968 I used to pretend I was a woman and go to lesbian chatrooms. I didn't know shit about women's sizes so I got caught out a couple of times.
feels bad man
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>>12926802 >Hanging out with my friend >He's playing around with my Gameboy >Look at what he's doing >He's releasing literally every Pokemon I've caught and have stored on that computer at the Pokemon Centre >"HOLY SHIT ANON WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" >"Relax, I'm just messing around, I won't save or anything" >Annoyed, but he seems to be enjoying himself, so I let it slide >mfw he finishes deleting all the Pokemon in the first box, switches to the second box, and it automatically saves when it switches Anonymous
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>Friend invites me to Coke Music at the end of one school year but I forget his username >Used to go into random crowded areas and ask if he was there in allchat >Never found him >Just play the games and make like 300 tracks of music every day for a year fuck that site was awesome.
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>>12926968 lol
i was always the new girl in the chatroom that was 16/f/cali and wanting to make new franz ^^
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
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>>12926991 I can see women calling you out on it because they know how uncomfortable it is to not wear a bra.
But guys bought into it. They were like "oh bby sounds hot"
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>at friends house >playing some computer game I can't even remember >start trolling a voice chatroom with him >his dad comes in (the most greasy mexican dude ever) >hey yo you chattin to chicas >yea kinda >lemme check somethin ay >okay >goes immediately to porn site >hey check that shit out, that's the shit right there he was also growing pot in their yard
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>come home from Junior High >hurry and do my homework >dial in to local BBS >play some mother fucking Legend of the Red Dragon who the fuck needed graphics to have fun?
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>6th grade >friends get their hands on a porn magazine, they somehow trust me with it >last day of school, "I better hide this", mom miraculously finds it >make up some bullshit story that they planted it on me, she sorta falls for it or just understands its a phase >tell friend who lent me it, he says i owe him 5$ for the magazine >he tells me this every year and eventually we went to the same highschool, and he told me that I owed him 5$ all the way up until we graduate >Never give him the 5$ because I was too much of a poorfag sorry bro :_:
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>family computer room >clicking through nudist pics online, not really paying attention >phone rings, start talking, swivel away from computer >mom walks in >sees picture of nudist on compter >says, "She's a little chubby, isn't she?" >walks out >mom thinks I'm a chubby chaser
Morzikei !!sItbQUVghYT
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>>12927030 Somehow I'm reminded of my cousins telling me about animal porn when I was 10
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>>12927035 wow not even $5? fuck ur pathetic bro, what sort of friend are u? pffft get out
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>>12927030 That dad sounds like a bro
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>have pool in yard >also have soccem bopems >fighting my older cousin in the pool with them >one breaks on her face and makes her nose bleed >mfw
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>>12926962 yahoo pool was the shit, around 2002-2003. always used to play that shit in class
also tried to pickup chicks in yahoo chat rooms, because im such a stud
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just gald im not the only one to have gay encounters with my friends at young age going to sleep now. i love you guise
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>>12927095 sounds like a dead shit bum
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>best friends house >him and my brother are playing video games >I "go to the bathroom" >sneak into his 10 year old sisters room >sniff her panties >look in the laundry basket >panties with residue >sniff them, lick them, jack off on them glorious childhood. anybody else ever do this? enough with the gay experiences.
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>>12926968 i did this
partially because i like to cross dress and it made me feel more like a woman
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>>12926968 I got caught for saying my bra size was 90 Q
I was 13, had no idea
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>>12926843 fucking legit bro i swear lol.
i didnt even know what the hell "missingno" was.. i thought he had a corrupted game or some shit
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>>12927132 he was a little out there but they were well off. I have no idea what he did for a living in retrospect but his mom was an author
Kyle Lafferty's Robot Dance !qsQNaszMpI
Not exactly internet related, but do any Britbros remember Babestation and those 15 mintue previews on the adult channels? Also>Those old porn movies on Channel 4 Fist wank over one of those bad boys Felt strange man
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These threads, man. Makes me remember that my childhood kicked ass. In the middle of finals a bunch of the guys from my dorm talked about this shit until 4:00 in the morning. Shit was so cash. However, kids these days>go to camp >play cards, talk about Pokemon, share stories of romping in the woods >go back to camp as a counselor >all kids do is talk about violent vidya and listen to iPods My kids aren't getting shit. I'm gonna live in a house surrounded by 200 wooded acres and all my kids get is a Nintendo 64 and computer for homework. THEY WILL HAVE A CHILDHOOD WHETHER THEY LIKE IT OR NOT
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>>12927030 That sounds awesome
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>>12927228 even now when im on the telly at night and cant be assed to go to the laptop i just fap to babestations and one of them show some softcore porn after 12 so its all good
Kyle Lafferty's Robot Dance !qsQNaszMpI
>>12927228 First*
Not fist, that could have been interpreted so so wrongly
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What the fuck, it seems /sp/ has people that are just as fucked up as those on /r9k/. Makes me sick.
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>be OP of first thread. >at work >come back home >see this thread Sonimproud.jpg Also, that feel when you got cable/dsl for the first time
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>>12927231 Fuck it, my kids will live near your kids so they have to play together.
>mfw empty basketball courts and football fields these days Anonymous
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>>12927302 Yeah, I wtf'd
I was like damn Yurobros, what the fuck?
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>12927302 was it not Channel 5 kyle? Always had a soft core blue movie late on a friday night
Based Madson !!LPtCePxg/Zr
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PAPA SMURF CAN I LICK YA ASS YEAH LICK MY ASS BITCH
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>Make up website called WILDSTYLES.com >Tell more disgusting stories about its contents every day at the lunch table >Say it has chicks putting snakes in their pussies and all sorts of shit >Some kid decides to go there >He's like that site didn't have anything >I'm like "You believed that shit? hahahaha" Anonymous
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>>12927310 youmustbenewhere.gif
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>>12927326 that first day of getting DSL I can honestly and truthfully say was one of the happiest moments of my life. Its fucking sad, but its true.
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>>12927326 dude your first thread got archived. it was nostalgia overload.
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>>12927310 >implying it's not just one guy trying to fuck this up >implying it's not probably you Anonymous
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>no idea what masturbating was >sleep over with this one friend he'd always want to watch midnight softcore porn on HBO >we both just laid in our beds watching >realize now he was probably jerking off >mfw
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>Used to leave AOL open while playing Return to Castle Wolfenstein multiplayer because I thought that meant I was connected to the internet oh 11 year old me, you were so naive.
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>>12927335 Your kids are going to be having their first sexual experiences with his kids. Unless you get to them first.
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>>12927335 fuck yeah
Jesus, even up until the point I was a junior in high school I'd go to the woods behind my house and fuck around. I only stopped because I got too busy. There was an empty lot next to my house that was grown over with woods. I took a machete into that shit and went to town. Shit was SO cash
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>>12927341 they still show softcore at night in one of the 920s
Kyle Lafferty's Robot Dance !qsQNaszMpI
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>>12927341 Eh might have been, I though Channel 4 showed like Emmanuelle and all that sort of stuff
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>>12927326 >that feel when you never actually saw a dial-up modem in action anything close to that was me using my cellphone as a make-shift modem for my lap-top when no wi-fi was available... and no calling made that utterly boring (not to mention expensive)
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>>12927406 We had our own cave when we were around 4th grade, decorated it during the summer even though it took as half an hour climbing to get shit up there. It was the worst excuse for a cave that you could imagine but it was so glorious back then, used it as a base for attacking runners and shit
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>mfw these threads almost have as many posts as the Stanley Cup fucking Game 7 threads
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so who remembers me?
Kyle Lafferty's Robot Dance !qsQNaszMpI
>>12927446 MUSHROOM MUSHROOM
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>>12927335 >empty basketball courts and football fields I work at my local zoo. It is so sad to see the school groups nowadays, all the kids are just walking around with their heads buried in their phones. I remember when zoo field trips were the SHIT. Even if you didn't like animals there was mischief to be done.
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>>12927446 LLAMA LLAMA DUCK!
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remember when people thought the jibjab bush flash animation was the greatest shit in the world and it was everywhere? holy fuck people are fucking lame.
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>>12927446 >>12927469 I vaguely remember this
Someone nostalgia me quit
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>pre-internet days >be 10 >wanted to see tits with a burning passion >horded JCPenny and Kohls booklets from the sunday paper for the lingere ads >shoplifted mags with any partial nudity on the cover from gas stations >watch the spanish channel at 2 in the morning with volume at about 4% I was pretty pathetic. Not even gonna try to lie.
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>masterbating to music videos on mtv 2 y'all did this.
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
>be 14 playing basketball at friends house >While playing we somehow start talking about porn >Friend A(the kids house we were at) says he played some game where you put the pieces of a naked girl together like a puzzle on the internet >FRiend B makes fun of friend A >Friend A gets mad and goes into house >Me and Friend B continue playing Basketball >Friend A comes back outside with some hard moldy bagels in a bag >A throws bagels at B. >B ducks and bagels break a window. >Friend A freaks out and makes the weirdest scream ever I have never laughed so hard in my life. Me and friend B were laughing for a good 20 minutes after it happened.
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>That feel when you got an AOL proggie and would boot people offline/fill their whole inbox in seconds and do other cool shit >That feel when you get the whole family banned for it
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GONADS IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE LIGHTNING IN THE RAIN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>Guinness Book of Records 2000 >Big, silver hardback, birthday present >Flicking through >See this >allmychristmases That was fap material for like TWO YEARS
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>>12927446 JAILTIME JAILTIME
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>>12927493 cool story, bro. I like the part with the basketball. way to keep it sport-related
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OH JESUS FUCK I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS LIKE 5 AND GOT AN ERECTION FOR LIKE THE FIRST TIME AND TOLD MY MOM I THOUGHT IT WAS HURT SO SHE ASKED TO SEE AND AND SHE WAS LIKE "PUT HIM DOWN" OH GOD REPRESSED MEMORIES
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>>12927511 i know exactly what you're talking about
also some spice girls pic or something
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>>12927472 Sad
But some school but not school stuff is weird... my sister remembers going to the TV tower (our school was named after a tragedy that took place there) as something boring... for me it was fucking exciting... I mean, getting out of school, it was the middle of January (so lots of forbidden snowball fights)
>that feel when god awful "concerts" later on on those days and my class never got to go to the tower... however, shit was still cash when an arts and crafts lesson became a makeshift field trip to look for inspiration... again... and again
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>>12927516 why the fuck did this become so popular?
Based Madson !!LPtCePxg/Zr
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>Internet before everyone used memes to excess I know it was only about 6 months ago but damn, I miss it
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I thought these flash cartoons were the funniest things in the ze world
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZMwKPmsbWE Anonymous
>Flip to this >>12927511 >tell friend to kiss her >quickly turn the page and he kisses this >>12927516 Anonymous
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>>12927478 God damn I think they were even on Leno or some shit. If All Your Base was the first insanely huge meme of the internet then JibJab was the first mainstream viral video covered by shit like Good Morning America.
UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
Actually I think Channel 4 showed all that Emmannuelle shit, wasn't it like aliens having orgasms while occupying the body of humans having sex? OH SHIT HERES ONE. Changing the network provider on your nokia 3310 etc to a Logo of something (sports team etc)
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>>12927600 Oh my god
That fucking book was the best thing I ever had
That and Eurotrash
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>afraid to look at porn on my own computer in my room because I thought I'd get tons of viruses >PSP wipeout internet browser >FAP LIKE CRAZY >eventually get an error after loading too many pictures >have to start over again shit nigga this plus watching midnight porno on HBO were the only ways I got off for like four years of my life
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>>12927617 >Nokia 3310 The indestructible phone that EVERYONE had!
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>>12927594 I confess, I used to think that LoL sO RaNdUm xD shit like that was the funniest shit in the world. I was such a faggot.
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RETICULATING SPLINES
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>>12927594 I must've watched that video 300 times circa 2003.
>mfw I just realizted at the end there's 2 Alaskas and Hawaiis Anonymous
>used to masturbate by putting a towel on my bed and taking my pants off and humping it >did this almost once a day >never reused towels >just finish and throw it in my bathtub >end of week tub was filled with towels >mfw I don't know if my mom knew what I was doing or not
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>>12927594 >mfw I read the comments and they are all "thumbz up cuz chuck norris saved th word xDDDDDDDD" I know they think it's funny, but I doubt they had as much fun as I did as a child
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Kyle Lafferty's Robot Dance !qsQNaszMpI
>>12927617 >nokia 3310 Greatest. Phone. Ever.
Fuck a touch screen for texting, that was a real phone
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>>12927694 I used to just cum inside my boxers then put them in the washing machine... That was such a brilliant plan
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If you didn't browse the 18+ part of newgrounds you don't know shit about being introduced to porn.
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>Snake on your phone >best game you've ever played >suddenly Snake II >that sheer, unadulterated joy And that fucking space game where you ended up fighting a hairdryer
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>>12927511 Nostalgia Boner
Was the greatest thing ever when I was a young lad
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>Playing GTA with your friends at sleepovers and doing the most fucked up shit inside the game as possible I also remember hours and hours of Soul Calibur and DBZ games. THOSE WERE THE DAYS ;-;
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>2002 fifa world cup >done with high school >do jack shit all day until college begins >go to arcade and generally do jack shit all day >watch games >sleep best fucking years of my life, without a doubt.
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UlsterSaysNo !!JvoIIdZ6ZQk
>>12927728 Snake. Motherfucking snake. the phone was indestructable.
Also as someone wrote, EUROTRASH. Fuck yes.
I'm actually going to search on my sky box to see when it's next on. also,
>sharon stone movies Anonymous
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>>12927712 >tfw this guy is freaking me out now Anonymous
>that feel when you first learned to replace your AOL .wavs with custom ones
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>Circle jerking with your bros. >be 15 >friend lives next to a solid 7 milf >he babysits her kids from time to time >he steals a couple of her thongs >he has a sleepover at his house >we are all watching midnight television >he busts out a purple thong >he starts fapping >he passes it to my other friend >he uses it >passes it to me >i start fapping MFFW
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>>12927831 oh god I never knew how to do it and my sister changed the error sound to her voice yelling "HEY!"
>mfw my older sister used to troll the shit out of me all the time Creative Guerilla !!sL7l6hoJwtE
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I played a fuckton of CS, downloaded shit on Morpheus, and fapped to bad 80's porn cassettes
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs.
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 05:06:00 No. 12927870 Report Quoted By:
i remember when funny junk was just a list of different images, and being scared of screamer videos
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
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>find porn by accidently typing in "povn.com " or some shit >OH GOD THIS IS SO HOT OH GOD >it's a bunch of random ass pictures >remember coming home and jacking off to those first thing >we get satelite >we have SexTV >spend every friday/saturday night watching sexTV on mute, masturbating under a blanket with the remote on my stomach in case >eventually discover "MXS after hours" >THEY ACTUALLY SHOW THEIR DICKS AND VAGINAS OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING HOT, OH MY GOD Few years later
>on dad's laptop, probably playing runescape >"xnxx.com " >oh, just a bunch of pictures, whatever >click "large videos" >MIND = BLOWN >I AM A GOD AMONGST MEN >BOW TO ME, MORTALS >I AM YOUR NEW KING Small discoveries like that were always absolutely earth shattering to my 12 year old mind.
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>>12927859 yeah dude you're gay
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>mfw I found my dads VHS porn
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>THAT FEEL WHEN YOU HAD THE SPICE CHANNEL
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I used to fap to almost nothing else but this girl. She was the star of every stupid masturbatory fantasy I had back then.
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>mfw me and my homie used to share porn links on aim in HS, and then talk about them the next day at school before football practice
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>>12927712 Okay, why is she so familiar to me now that I see her face?
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Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 05:10:00 No. 12927986 Report Quoted By:
>>12927941 playboy tv was superior
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>>12927941 none of spice showed hard cocks and penetration did they?
i rmeember watching it during the scrambled porn days
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>>12927970 this used to be my goto girl
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>Sharing porn links all afternoon on AIM
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>mfw I have had hardcore sex with my aunt since I was 12 and now I'm 22
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>>12928014 I always used Tera Patrick. I think I now all her old stuff, like everything. Based godess
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Did anyone else used to fap to scrambled porn on their VCR's? I know im not the only one
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs.
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 05:15:00 No. 12928093 Report Anonymous
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>>12928022 Don't they still air that ad on TV? Fuck man...
Also;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXA6G16_IBY Based Madson !!LPtCePxg/Zr
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Lenny Loosejocks, need I say more?
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IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THIS AS A KID YOU KNOW SHIT ABOUT FOOTBALL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_c1lKJMS2o Anonymous
>mfw I used to love Anastasia Blue (pic related) >mfw I found out shes dead
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>that feel when the collective of /sp/ is oldfags
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>>12928087 scrambled porn on the cable box with push buttons to change channels and if you pushed two buttons down at the same time sometimes the porn would be a little clearer
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>>12928093 Hell yeah nigga
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>internet seems expensive >not sure if i want to spend so much money for it >find a free internet service >fuck yea
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>satellite dish gets moved in the strong wind in winter >suddenly german channels and saddam hussein channels everywhere >german tits and swearing during daytime
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>kid at school at home and looking at a fake picture of Britney Spears getting fucked >His sister walks in >MOM BRITNEY HAS A TAIL >He gets grounded forever >mfw she thought a dick was a tail
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if you didn't watch this flash video you didn't know shit about internet videos
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_trSgNKXl-E Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs.
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 05:21:00 No. 12928233 Report Quoted By:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4Ccfpwc6bg i remember when people thought this was a virus
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>>12927694 fucking hell i did this same shit. i used to shape the towels like a vagina. felt fooooking good, man
also,
>that feel when i strapped my mom's bra on a pillow, stuffed the cups with socks/towels, and put a magazine picture with a womans face on top to fap Kyle Lafferty's Robot Dance !qsQNaszMpI
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVA7MDQr1Nc Arnie's Pizza Shop = GOAT Internet flash video
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>Scrambled Porn >Scrambled WWF PPV events
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>>12928234 >dat clone high fucking black and tan was the funniest thing ever to me at the time
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>>12928195 My bud and I used to sing that while on school trips and everybody was just like WTF? until eventually everybody else saw it but by then we moved on to other internet shit. We used to quote Beavis and Butthead to no end. Good times.
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs.
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 05:24:00 No. 12928286 Report Quoted By:
i remember i had a tv box that gave us all the channels including free ppv and hbo and all those channels, i would watch WWF as a kid and i got all the events for free and then all the porn on HBO
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
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>>12928239 Holy shit
Still makes me laugh
>If you want something crazy like pineapple I kill you Anonymous
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>>12927749 Fucking hell man, are you me? Only I used to wash them with a little water so they wouldn't get all crusty and nasty.
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>>12928087 my dad bought a descrambler. shit was so cash. free movies + wwf + porn when my parents weren't home. didn't even know how to fap so i just watched to get a boner.
about a year later they switched to digital but i had cable internet by then
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs.
Brandon Roy's Leftover Knee Cartilage !02HR8oXPs. Thu 16 Jun 2011 05:25:00 No. 12928327 Report if you werent scared of this, i wish i was you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGx2isMivXs Anonymous
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>>12928142 WHAT? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
;_;
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>>12928300 fuck that Charlie Brown Kwanzaa was fucking hilarious
Kyle Lafferty's Robot Dance !qsQNaszMpI
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>>12928327 Literally was not expecting that, fuck you
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>>12928239 I remember first hearing that over someone's mic in a Half-Life game. I cried laughing
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>>12928327 Holy shit, I remember that video. My 7th grade history teacher showed it to the whole class.
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>>12928327 >that feel when you know what video it is just from the road and the forest Anonymous
>>12928391 Holy fuck so did mine. Possible classmate high five.
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>>12928427 ...Alder Creek?
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>>12928461 Aww, nope. Crazy ass coincidence though.
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>>12927617 >Emmanuelle HOLY SHIT THE MEMORIES
I didn't know what the fuck was going on half the time, but I always thought Emmanuelle was the hottest fucking girl ever.
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>>12928488 Damn, that would've been crazy. Dem history teachers like to troll, I guess
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