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/sp/artans, while you sit at your computers, hopefully as mad as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks as Undisputed Master Troll, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don't hate you, /sp/artans. I don't even dislike you. I do like you guys. I like you guys a hell of a lot more than I like most people on the internet. I hate this idea that you guys are the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you all are better at than I am and that's kissing /sp/'s ass. You're as good as kissing /sp/'s ass as Pirate Captain was. I don't know if you're as good as Mustard Buzzard though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I'm breaking character! I am the best troll in the world. I've been the best since day one when I first posted on this board. And I've been vilified and hated since that day because the mod saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a “mod guy”. You know who else was a “mod guy”? MMB. And he split just like I'm splitting. But the biggest difference between me and MMB is I'm going to leave as the Undisputed Master Troll. I've grabbed so many of /sp/'s brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that there just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost three years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best in discussion, the best in trolling, even the best in creating original content! Nobody can touch me!
BIEGGST MATSER TROL ON /SP/ !XbBXWGNmKE
And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little tripfag power rankings. I'm not the subject of your memes. I'm barely talked about. I don't get to have an ED article. I'm certainly not in any shitty OC you created. I'm not in any of the 4chan banners. I'm not in the sub-header that's you see at the top of this page. I'm not a mod. I'm not a janitor. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. This isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Nigger Jokes is considered one of this board's greatest trolls and I'm not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who love my posts and suck my cock, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are creating those power rankings. You're the ones that create that OC that my face isn't on. And then at five in the morning in your basement, you try to post it to get me to make some wacky comment so you can archive the thread because you are too lazy to create your own good posts. I'm leaving with as the Undisputed Master Troll on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend that title at reddit. Maybe I'll go back to /wooo/. Hey, RMD, how you doing?
Anonymous
COM !D5ptCsz9VA
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Silly child, erryone knows i'm da best ;)
Anonymous
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Posting in a BMT thread. I love you, bro.
BIEGGST MATSER TROL ON /SP/ !XbBXWGNmKE
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The reason I'm leaving is you people. Because after I'm gone, you're still going to pour post on this board. I'm just a spoke on the wheel. The wheel is going to keep turning and I understand that. /sp/ is going to continue to grow despite himself. It's a board with a post count in the millions that should be a board with a post count in the billions. You know why it's post count isn't in billions? Because its full of with neckbearded, aspie, douchebag shitposters, like Feces, who's going to keep posting stupid shit like dubs threads. I'd like to think that maybe this board will get better after these faggots leave. But the fact is, it's going to be taken over by even more retards and little 14 year olds and all sorts of other hopeless losers. Let me tell you a personal story about /sp/ alright. We do this whole costanza.jpg thing-- (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
CLINT !!zxUHske0US+
One of the asshole guys onetime made me touch his erection in the locker room when no one else was around. We were in there shower and he made me stroke him with soap. He made me stand there as he put soap on my body then he rubbed my cock with soap and I got an erection. He soaped my ass and stuck his finger in it. My eyes started tearing up and I told him to leave me alone but he said he would pull his finger out and stick his cock in. I begged him to leave me alone and said other guys could come in the locker room at anytime and what would happen if they saw him. He then said I had a choice he would stick it in my ass, I could suck his cock or he would kick my ass and still do one or the other. He was so much bigger then me so I decided to have him pull his finger out and fuck me rather then suck him. He already had a lot of soap in my as and he slid his cock all the way in my ass which made me cry in pain but before he could start pumping a teacher came in and he quickly pulled it out and I even faster got out of that locker room and never took a shower unless there were lots of guys in there. I am now a bisexual man and I have learned to love seeing guys in the locker room and it’s always fun to see the younger guys walking around with an erection that they have no control over. I never grew much larger then 3” hard but there are a lot of guys that seem to appreciate it in the men’s locker room and unlike the early years I enjoy showing it and sharing it and the once in a while that I have sex in the guys locker room it’s always fun and exciting and not a nightmare like in high school, now it’s all fun.
CLINT !!zxUHske0US+
She managed to nod amidst the devouring of my honey nut butter Cheerios. She sat down on her bed, and started eating, as I grabbed the milk, cereal and banana, and began to create my concoction. I poured it into her VAGINA and stuck my cock in as soon as I could. I was fucking her hard as she munched on the Cheerios, my cries of ecstasy mixed with her grunts and snorts of pleasure. She was in heaven, and so was I. I kept plunging my cock in and out, until I realized that we needed so add something. I turned her over, and spread her ass cheeks, shoving fistfuls of cornflakes and cheerios into her tight anus. In went the milk, followed closely by my banana. I had found the meaning of life. I was drilling her in the ass, an ass filled with delicious cereal and my meat, together creating a miasma of pleasure that made me see Jesus. When suddenly the door ripped open, and we saw Steve standing there, complete with some unattractive whore he had found at the bar. His mouth was wider than Lynn's anus. But that wasn't stopping us. There was shit and milk everywhere, my room mate standing at the door to the room, and me fucking his lifelong love in her ass while she ate a bowl of semen infused Cheerios
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>BMT shoot promo on /sp/ MY BODY WAS NOT READY
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CLINT !!zxUHske0US+
1- Slug is so much light than snail who have shell to copy slug technology. 2- The snail use the shell because is a fucking faget. 3- snail got crush so easy, and you can give the slug to ur dog chew and it ll still eat lettuce. 4- shell is MORE heavy than no shell. 5- some slug have internal shell because more evolved 6- Your cousin will not want to stay on your house to play slug. 7- If you trow the slug on the wall, the wall will go up. 8- Trow both on water and watch which will come up first. over 9000- slug at mate will make a slimecord. The snail will show dribble. 10- All slug are hermaphrodite. Snail is too but because faget 11 - slug is the name of a bullet. Snail means it is slow. 12 - Slug will eat carrion, slug dont give a fuck 13- slug didn’t needed an upgrade. Slug is perfect
Clifton Flocka Deerslayer !!kV1lRiJOn6f
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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
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>>13221789 >>13221809 >>13221862 >CLINT being jelly and trying to steal BMT's thunder with shitty copypasta Kepaw: !izHnO/rfag
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I will be sure to steal this :)
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BIEGGST MATSER TROL ON /SP/ is now BAESD MATSER TROL ON /SP/
Anonymous
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I was going to do this earlier today, but you saved me the trouble. Bravo, good sir.
Anonymous
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>my entire body when
Mustard Buzzard !vZ/9RyJUGE!!NX52BnSbD9T
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>You're as good as kissing /sp/'s ass as Pirate Captain was. I don't know if you're as good as Mustard Buzzard though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is.
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/sp/ status: [_] not told [X] told [X] fucking told [X] BIEGGST MATSER TOLD
edgelovesvickie !U/SzanyQy6
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>being friends with that fat ginger RMD so much why
CLINT !!zxUHske0US+
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The negroid brain, with its fewer folds is wholly unsuited to the type of intelligent work required in modern societies. On the other hand, the musculature of the negro physique makes him amply suited to simple, repetitive field work and domestic servitude. The more capable among their race may also rise to positions of factory and manufacturing work. The negro is entirely happy in these positions and unlikely to become uppity or difficult. It is the rise of the service economy and the growth of the first kind of jobs, with the decline of the latter type of work, coupled with the idea that he is capable of rising to a higher position, a cruel myth fed to him by do-gooder liberals, that has led to idleness for the negro. He has failed in his attempts to better his position and, angry that he was lied to, has lashed out by prodigiously taking to crime and becoming accustomed to living off welfare handouts. I would argue that the solution is not to hate the negro, but rather to understand his plight. One cannot expect miracles from him, just as one cannot expect a dog to perform surgery or design a building. But you would not hate the dog for that. Like a dog, the negro merely needs to be guided and trained to channel his abilities into socially useful functions.
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>>13221914 you're just mad he didnt mention you
Anonymous
sounds someone's mad that he's been surpassed by HOLY MEOW
Clifton Flocka Deerslayer !!kV1lRiJOn6f
>>13221998 >implying BMT hasnt been here longer Anonymous
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>>13221998 >HOLYMEOW >shitty BMT clone minus all the humor pick both
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
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What the hell is the obsession with people who spam all caps?
CLINT !!zxUHske0US+
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First I'd like to say troll please go away this is a serious matter. To start off I would like to say that I'm 14 and my little sister is 9, no more details will be given except these fake names Me, Josh and my little sister Amy. Now, it wasn't till recently where my whole life changed, it happened last Thursday when my parents went to a work formal and made me babysit my sister. Normally my sister is quiet and doesn't bother me which is good but this night it was different. So my parents left me some money to buy pizza so I felt pretty good. When the pizza came my sister took it and went upstairs so I just started watching some Foxtel. I was flicking through the channels boring myself to to death because Foxtel in general is shit so I hit up some "Special interests" channels ;). I went to go check on my sister to make sure I was safe to beat off without her popping in. I quickly headed back to the TV and began to rub my penis. This porno was pretty hot I must admit and I kept stopping and going and just playing around, after about 15 minutes I was about climax and I hear "Josh What are you doing?" The first thought that went through my mind was "FUCK!" I quickly hid my boner with a pillow and changed the channel "Amy, go away" but she just stood there. I could feel the awkwardness building up she said "Josh, what was on the TV? I kept hearing weird noises" I was going red and said "It was nothing, just a ad" she said "Okay, can I sit next to you?" so, you sat next to me and my boner was RIGHT under the pillow and she laid on top of it! She started playing with my leg and me being the ticklish person I am jumped and the pillow fell off revealing my penis. sat there stunned.......Any ideas?
Anonymous
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>>13222010 I never said that he hasn't been
I said he has been surpassed by HOLY MEOW
Anonymous
>>13221752 this is going to be one hell of a copypasta
bravo BMT
Anonymous
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>>13221762 >Hey, RMD, how you doing? LOL'd hard at that
should've said Commissioner Red, though
Anonymous
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posting in a god tier thread someone archive this shit NOW
Rager_Laser [BASED GORDON] !7eC0RPMSJc
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>>13222073 Thank based Punk.
Anonymous
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good thread 10/10
ZERO !!Bfg7MXZ93gR
How do we know this was the Real BMT? He made his trip public several weeks ago, back with the hole AFT pollinate affair.
Anonymous
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>congrats, this thread has been requested 4 times and will now be archived: http://chanarchive.org/4chan/sp/
oh look a tripfag circle jerk. theyre even taking off their trips to samefag archive requests. RIVETING
Anonymous
What are you talking about? AFT made his trip public in that thread because he was so butthurt. I dont even think BMT was in that thread
BIEGGST MATSER TROL ON /SP/ !XbBXWGNmKE
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>>13222196 yeah i only remember AFT making his trip public
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FIVE FUCKING STARS
Anonymous
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is this real life...?
Anonymous
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Bravo BMT... Bravo.
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
I think I'm getting trolled by everyone. I will never understand the mass anon appeal behind BMT and HOLY MEOW
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this thread apart from the gay porn that you sports have saved on your hard drive is brilliant>OH LOOK, WRASSLIN THREAD, NOT SPORTS >*finds gay porn* >haha, this'll show em >save'dd. >choose file, captcha, sage - GAY PORN SENT TO THREAD >haha, they'll wish they never messed with this board.
Anonymous
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>>13222409 Holy meow sucks. Just a BMT rip-off.
Anonymous
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>>13222409 he samefags his own threads. he's an irrelevant tripfag.
Anonymous
>>13222122 YOU ARE SUCH A FAG NOW LOOK AT MY GAY PORN
Anonymous
>>13222409 because he makes hilarious threads like this one
hurr durr, its not hard to understand
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>>13222409 It's just a bunch of pathetic samefagging with and without trips in the hopes that they'll all become e-famous together or some shit and use their e-fame save up enough cash to move out of moms place
Anonymous
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>>13222417 >>13222433 dat truth
I like the fact that I can say, the people who criticize a scripted sports entertainment show at one point had GAY PORN saved on their hard drive.
Pic related
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
>>13222448 The hell? How is this hilarious? He is just bragging about imaginary accomplishments and samefagging blatantly. Oh well, I'll just stop trying
Anonymous
>>13222472 It's a worked shoot from last night's RAW but reworded. If you didn't watch RAW then you won't get it.
Anonymous
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So, Pirate Captain = Hulk Hogan Mustard Buzzard = The Rock BMT = C.M. Punk RMD = Colt Cobana Did I miss anything?
Phenomanonymous !!7DGrapB2fBB
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>>13222488 Oh alright. Now that makes sense.
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>>13222409 Serious post here
I'm not completely sure either, sometime last year I just decided to randomly make a parody troll thread that consisted of "LOL LOOK AT ME IM TROLLLING LOALOL U GUYS ARE SO TROLLED ARENT YOU" and for some reason, people ate it up. Decided to make a tripfag gimmick out of it and made a few more threads, sprinkling in some of my own humor and a heavy hand of irony (like making super obvious attempts at samefagging by "forgetting" to take off my trip -- gets people every time). Thing is, it was some people ACTUALLY get mad. It completely boggles me. It's like, how can you get trolled by someone who is trying to be as obvious a troll as possible.
These days I almost never post using the BMT trip. Mostly because A) I'm just not on /sp/ as much and B) I feel like the gimmick has lost some of its luster and I just can't be bothered
D-step
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now all BMT has to do is sing chicago and he's set for life.
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>>13222641 why didn't you post some of the gay porn you save and delete now and then, forgot to sage
Anonymous
>>13221752 this is why I have trips disabled and hidden so I don't have to say to myself "yes, this is one of those self indulgent people who has to have some kind of recognition on an anonymous board". Frankly you talk alot of stuff which is okey, but you (trips) are the very reason for the downfall in quality on this board (aswell as all other relevant boards). I hope there will come a day when trips are removed forever so we don't have to read awful content from a bunch of obsessed children.
Feces !UMAD3g8LVU
ur not talking like a retard anymore? but how will ur obsessed fans jizz over ur posts?
Anonymous
>>13222595 Part of the reason it was so funny was because of your own humor. The influx of trolls we had at the time and because, at that time, we were literally greentexting every single typo. That and you forgetting to take off your trip while samefagging was funny too. OUPS I TROL ME
It was satire on the state of /sp/ and a damn good parody.
Anonymous
!XbBXWGNmKE
>>13222669 kind of like how you used to?
give me a break feces, you were one of my fans too until I decided to call you out on being a faggot. dont even deny it. you are totally in sour grapes mode.
SensibleBostonfag !5sGwHxvzUc
why is this still being bumped...no one cares dude stop samefagging because no one likes some shit you spent hours writing
Anonymous
>>13222710 Why do you still pretend to be LGH?
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>>13222669 Big difference.
BMT was always funny.
Feces was not.
Feces !UMAD3g8LVU
>>13222703 maybe i am but u still think to highly off urself
Lakers Gonna Heat !T2icdKyj6E
>>13222718 theres only one faggot
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Lakers Gonna Heat !T2icdKyj6E
!XbBXWGNmKE
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>>13222735 oh wow, you actually think that TLDR i posted to start this thread was real
holy crap feces, you are more retarded than I thought
Feces !UMAD3g8LVU
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>>13222729 that doesnt even make any sense
apples grow on trees and grapes on bushes
u got those mixed up
!VBteXasfHY
You're fucking right on, OP. Fuck Feces. Fuck that faggot Sneak. Fuck this new-age of tripfags. I'm glad you and I are throwbacks to the good old days where tripfriends were respected and love.
Anonymous
HOLYMEOW is better than you.
Lakers Gonna Heat !T2icdKyj6E
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>>13222787 wow your a faggot
Anonymous
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>>13222787 Tripfags will never be respected or loved.
Anonymous
>>13222793 HOLYMEOW is just a bad copy of BMT and MMB
Anonymous
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Sure is unwarranted self importance in this thread.
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>>13222787 You're new you fucking dumbass
All those "old" tripfags were fucking fagots who though Epic fail was the funniest thing ever and were just plain fucking kids
Anonymous
>>13222812 Except HOLYMEOW talks about sports all the time.
Anonymous
>MFW moot finally gets rid of tripcodes once and for all
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>>13222829 No he doesn't he takes part in so many offtopic threads
BMT made sports threads, so did MMB
Holymeow just comments in every type of thread is just a nuisance who samefags about how good he is
Anonymous
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So, OP posting a transcript from CM Punk's promo and replacing names with tripfags has turned into a full on argument about which is better and old and new fags I've said it many times, you lot are immature as fuck
Anonymous
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>>13222829 No he doesn't. BMT and MMB made sports troll threads, HOLYMEOW just posts in offtopic shit about how funny he is
Anonymous
After seeing the replies in this thread I can see that BMT has still got it.
Anonymous
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>>13222855 Good luck finding fun on the board then
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>>13222855 >Mfw moot wouldn't do that because he is a tripfriend. !XbBXWGNmKE
Oh and honestly people, you aren't trolling me by saying HOLYMEOW is better or that I'm a ripoff of him. I'm actually flattered that he decided to use a spinoff of my gimmick. I'm a fan of his. I think its funny how despite how incoherent he is, he actually has good opinions
Anonymous
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>>13222829 And HOLYMEOW is actually funny and not trying to get a reaction out of people.
Leave trolling to 12 year olds.
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>>13222888 >Thinking anybody is talking about him >Thinking that's really him Anonymous
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>>13222893 >Your gimmick >Funny >Good opinions Attention whore who got what he want
Anonymous
>>13222888 Oh cool. I got trips.
Anonymous
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Just wanna post to show my appreciation for this brilliance.
Tiësto !j9TRANCEjw
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>BMT thread >my fucking face when
Anonymous
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Posting in BMT thread just because I can
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>People getting butthurt because they didn't watch RAW last night He's copying the CM Punk worked shoot promo from last night, aka the GOAT promo in WWE, just reworded to be /sp/ instead of WWE. Half this thread needs to watch the promo before you make a stupid post. BMT, your officially one of the only great tripfags that deserves to still post because of stuff like this.
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CM Punk, the new stone told.
Anonymous
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omg is BMT really banned?? mod cant do that thats silencing his opinion!!
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>Sources report that CM Punk’s entire promo at the end of RAW this week was improvised by Punk and not scripted. Nobody in the back knew what Punk was going to say until he said it live on RAW. >WWE officials told Punk to go out and say in his own words why he was leaving the company, why he wanted the WWE Title and why he wanted to leave with it in his possession. There was a discussion that when officials felt Punk was going too far, they would pull the plug on the segment and cut his mic. >It’s said that Punk was upset months ago when Triple H came back to feud with The Undertaker and while some of his comments on RAW towards Vince McMahon were well thought out to appear not as a shoot to the average viewer, most believe that Punk’s comments towards Triple H and John Laurinaitis were strictly a shoot. >Word also is that Punk had some notes for his speech jotted down on his wrist tape. >As far as his contract status, Punk’s deal apparently expires the second week of July but he signed an extension to work through Money in the Bank. Still with last night’s new storyline development, sources maintain that Punk is leaving at Money in the Bank.
Pirate Captain !EYRgmGD79E
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What is this thread about? I see my name in OPs post. The attention whore part of me is curious.
Anonymous
I read that BMT is a shut-in awkward scientist or something. He's probably looking something like this
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>>13224007 how the hell do you grow ear lobe hair
Anonymous
>>13224007 No, he's a giant /sp/ider.
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Mustard Buzzard !vZ/9RyJUGE!!NX52BnSbD9T
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>words are spelled correctly 0/10
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Did the guy with the Jags guy sign get on TV?
sausage this shit !jlhhcOtd5I
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>BMT sighting something about this just feels right
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>not having this thread on page 0