Anonymous
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Is this for real?
arizona is best state !PhUCbs5KBA
yeah fucking right coyotes will never relocate
Anonymous
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Link or it didn't happen
Anonymous
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Not that annoying Houstonfag, but I've been telling you guys for weeks that they would end up there.
Anonymous
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>Les Alexander has agreed in principle to plan on buying
Anonymous
>>13231225 Stay delusional. Quebec, Houston, or Kansas City will be getting that joke of a franchise
.
Anonymous
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slapping a big fat CITATION NEEDED on this one
Anonymous
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HOLY SHIT
Anonymous
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>>13231240 KC wont, Quebec doesnt have an arena so that leaves either Houston or Milwaukee. Reinsdorff vs Alexander.
Anonymous
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NHL Network said something about this earlier.
Anonymous
Is it really over?
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
This is not true.
Anonymous
>>13231294 If yet another team relocates on his watch the NHL reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally needs to look into getting a new commish. That is beyond pathetic.
Anonymous
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despite this being furpuck, it was the ONLY sports related thread on the front page so I may as well bump it
Anonymous
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>>13231315 Why? Is something wrong with Bettman?
Anonymous
>>13231306 Hi Gary, what's it like having your head shoved completely up your own ass? Also, whose dick did you suck to get your job?
Anonymous
>>13231306 shut up Buttman
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
>>13231225 Les Alexander?
The HOUSTON billionaire.
he loves hockey too. He is gonna move them, given the opportunity
Anonymous
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>>13231306 >implying Bettman WOULDN'T go to these lengths to deny a relocation rumor Might actually be him guys
Anonymous
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13231333 I am not aware of my head being shoved up any orifice. I am a well respected commissioner and did not have to perform any sexual favors to obtain the position that I currently hold.
>>13231334 No you.
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
>>13231306 I can confirm everything he says is true.
I'm impartial, don't worry.
Anonymous
>>13231349 Just because some billionaire wants a team doesn't mean they'll get it. Don't get me wrong I'd love to see a team in Houston - I'm just really pessimistic when it comes to the NHL and their decision making process.
Anonymous
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>>13231370 david sterns is better commisioner than you piss poor piece of shit?
Anonymous
>>13231379 Winnipeg got a team didn't they?
Anonymous
>>13231370 >well respected commissioner If you say it enough times maybe it will come true.
>>13231378 Quiet, you.
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
>>13231400 Please don't read my e-mails.
Anonymous
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>>13231393 Yeah but that was a long time coming. Who knows, maybe the NHL will do something right for a change... Just don't get your hopes up.
Anonymous
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>>13231408 I already have. Nice job on the realignment, by the way.
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13231400 My World's Best Commissioner mug would like to tell you otherwise.
I have done nothing but expand the reach of the NHL brand and build market share and viewership in new regions. Phoenix meets our criteria as an NHL market and nothing will change our opinion on that front.
Pierre McGuire !hoW3I78UdY
>>13231370 You're a great commissioner Gary, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You have a big body presence when you speak on the podium, and a very long stick. Next Dion Phaunef.
Anonymous
lol>/sp/ lately has delusional Houston fags thinking they have a better chance of getting a team than QC/KC/Seattle/Milwaukee >this thread >some people actually believing it
Glenn Healy !f5/OvR/pJ.
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>>13231437 Pierre, next time we share a box between the benches, can you please keep your big stick to yourself?
Anonymous
NBC was apparently not too thrilled about losing Atlanta. Getting an even bigger tv market to replace it would likely make them less butthurt.
Anonymous
>>13231437 fuck off pierre canada doesn't have to watch you anymore
Enjoy Pierre, US fans who watch Versus/NBC
We sure didn't
◖（´・ܒ・｀）◗ !!4vsJrPHcDGj
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phx fag here,
Doc Emrick !bmEOwlKvBw
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>>13231455 Pierre has been on NBC/Versus A LOT this season...we know him way too well I'm afraid.
Sometimes he talks over me while-DRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
Anonymous
>>13231436 You bought yourself that mug... don't lie. Collie will tell me if you're lying anyway.
Anonymous
>>13231442 I don't get what you're saying.
Houston is far and away the largest market without an NHL franchise. Houston can support their teams, even when they are as bad as they currently are.
>P.S. Basketball owner buying an NHL team and putting it in the same city? Yeah okay What? Why wouldn't he? He already has Toyota Center for them to play in. And he has expressed interest in the past. In fact, I think he was close to getting the Penguins at one point.
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
>>13231475 I bought him one but he already had 6 on his desk as part of a hockey play.
He now has 7.
Allegedly.
U MADdie? !GowozsmPis
I'd bandwagon the Aeros so hard if they joined the league
Anonymous
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>>13231451 >put a team in Atlanta >be surprised when no one cares NBC MUST have seen this coming a mile away.
Anonymous
>>13231501 Yes, the rightful owners of the Howe legacy return to prominence!
A guy can dreak.
Gary Thorne !mrkEPjme6s
Pass to Ko-valo-chuck, ohhhh checked by Saint Lewis, Lighters have the PUCK, Lee cavalier gets it, NEW JERSEY GETS PUCK BACK PARIS ON BREAKAWAY SCOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Anonymous
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>>13231522 >dreak >v. to pretend to accidentally stick your penis in her ass during sex Anonymous
>>13231489 Collie you're always good with those gag gifts. You bought Sarah Palin a "World's Best Governor of Alaska" mug, too. You should be the next commish, you big lug.
Gary Thorne !mrkEPjme6s
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>>13231488 And the Oilers
the Oilers were literally one hour away from becoming the sort-of resurrection but in a different sport of the Houston Oilers
Anonymous
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>>13231525 Gary Thorne = the next Foster Hewitt... or as he would say "Fosler Hewith"
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
>>13231529 Brendan Shanny gave me an indefinite demotion as a result of my target-to-the-psychie e-mails.
We will revisit my role as Commissioner at the end of that suspension.
Eddie O !kq4A7HsNUY
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STOP IT RIGHT HERE
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
I have read several media reports claiming that the Atlanta Thrashers ownership is in jeopardy. I want to discount this as more unsubstantiated rumor. Our Atlanta franchise is strong and we expect nothing but growth and excellence. As one of our most recent expansion franchises, Atlanta shows more promise than quite possibly any other NHL franchise.
Glendale City Council
The Phoenix Coyotebulldogs will stay in the arena in Glendale due to the passionate fanbase and the fact all the TAXPAYER DOLLARS that went towards that arena would all be wasted. We will cover the losses every year until a owner gets found/they turn a profit. Despite these concerns, the franchise has many fans who attend games every day while watching them at home on their television and radio. The Phoenix Cardinals therefore will remain in
Jobs.com Center for as long as they exist, we WILL NOT LET THIS TEAM GO WE CARE ABOUT THIS TEAM IN PHOENIX
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
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>>13231590 I would like to add that there is still a shin pad in Atlanta and as such, there is no reason to believe the franchise has moved.
Anonymous
>>13231560 Bah, just ask Brendan why he was ran out of St Louis. Ask about the owner of the Blues' wife.
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
>>13231605 I'm sorry I don't discuss private matters in public, just in e-mails.
Arizona Taxpayer !/k2q3yfbw2
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>>13231601 DEY TOOK ER JERRBS
Carlos Slim !Cxclp3ODVw
I'm here to announce my bid to take the Phoenix Coyotes to Mexico City
Anonymous
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>>13231613 I <3 your emails.
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
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>>13231628 I will let Lord Bettman answer for himself, but I imagine this isn't far enough south for him.
Brian Burke !!KahP6cLGG18
This isn't just any franchise. This is the Toronto Maple Leafs we're talking about. This is the most historic and stories– wait. We're not talking about Toronto? Why? Have the playoffs started again or something?
Anonymous
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>>13231601 Phoenix? I thought you said they were in Glendale. Which is it, city councilperson?
Florida Panthers Owner
NAME YOUR PRICE GET SEASON TICKETS FOR AS LOW AS YOU LIKE PLEASE COME WATCH OUR EXCITING TEAM WE HAVE HAD HIGH DRAFT PICKS FOR YEARS IT MUST COUNT FOR SOMETHING CHECK OUT ALL THESE FORMER CHL SUPERSTARS IN THE JUNIORS PLAY TEAMS LIKE THE FLYERS RED WINGS PENGUINS KINGS SHARKS AND OTHER GREATS PLEASE COME WE WILL THROW IN A FREE JERSEY AND TWO MORE TICKETS EVEN SOME HEAT TICKETS NOW WILL YOU COME PLEASE COME WATCH THE PANTHERS PLEASE PLEASE I NEED SOME MONEY NAME YOUR PRICE HELL DON'T EVEN PAY COME IN FOR FREE JUST COME TO THE GAME PLEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Geoff Molson !cIr0fZ9ByE
>>13231650 Burkey, you'll never be Canada's team.
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13231628 While the NHL is enthusiastic about the prospect of having a franchise in Mexico City, I can confirm that the Phoenix Coyotes will remain where they are.
Mexico City remains a strong candidate for any future league expansion.
Anonymous
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>>13231650 Don't you have some 3rd round draft picks to draft in the 1st round or something?
Habs Fan MOST CUPS ALL TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
Habs Fan MOST CUPS ALL TIME MOTHERFUCKERS Wed 29 Jun 2011 10:25:00 No. 13231673 Report Quoted By:
>>13231650 NO CUP SINCE THE ORIGINAL SIX ERA
Peter Chiarelli !Gc9OAxgFwQ
>>13231650 How's Kessel working out for ya?
Aaaaaaaaahahahaha!
Francesco Aquilini !lbWKychi52
>>13231657 did someone mention Canada's team?
Anonymous
>>13231656 It's funny because it works.
And along with this they sponsor fucking everything in the arena and get a good amount of money from that. Hell, I think the rink itself is sponsored too.
Anonymous
>>13231656 The Florida Panthers just unveiled their 2012 slogan -- "We'll Suck Your Dick"
Car in downtown Vancouver !E5VdYvtIwc
>>13231685 WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME?
Brian Burke !!KahP6cLGG18
>>13231657 And you'll never be the richiest rich team in the National Hockey League. Life is tough, my frog friend.
Now how about we break a little deal here. Subban and a conditional 1st rounder and I give you the rights to Tim Brent.
Habs Fan MOST CUPS ALL TIME MOTHERFUCKERS
Habs Fan MOST CUPS ALL TIME MOTHERFUCKERS Wed 29 Jun 2011 10:26:00 No. 13231708 Report >>13231666 What about the rumors of drug dealings and murders that happen down there? Aren't you worried about your players getting shot by some tweaker?
Honolulu is a much better option
Tim Thomas !Vd0UJh92ts
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>>13231698 *shit eating grin*
Anonymous
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>>13231666 Oh god..
Trips confirmed
Mexico City NHL
Anonymous
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>>13231689 The sponsors are now sponsored.
Brian Burke !!KahP6cLGG18
>>13231682 That's the last time I ever go out drinking with you again, Pete.
Are we still on for golf tomorrow morning?
Geoff Molson !CWJNbrmuEk
>>13231707 I'll need like 2 first round draft picks for some crappy forward you think is elite.
You know, like Kessel.
Peter Chiarelli !1qz36lHbxs
>>13231727 Yeah I'll bring Kaberle back, we're done with him.
Anonymous
>>13231707 How about a 5th round pick for Phaneuf and your 2012, 13, 14 and 15 1st round picks?
Pissed Off Atlanta Resident
FUCK YOU GARY YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MANAGE A LEAGUE YOU MOVE ATLANTA WHO HAD A GREAT FANBASE AND PASSION TO THAT ASSHOLE OF A CITY WINNIPEG ITS FILLED WITH IGLOOS ATLANTA DESERVED THEIR TEAM AND YOU TAKE IT I AM NEVER WATCHING HOCKEY AGAIN
>/hoc/ thread >no one shit-talking Vancouver, the Canucks or their fans >feelsgoodman.jpg
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
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>>13231708 Our league expansion scouts have made multiple visits to prospective areas in the Mexico City metropolitan area. What you have described is indeed nothing but rumors. We found nothing but an energetic populace who would do nothing except embrace a NHL franchise.
Brian Burke !!KahP6cLGG18
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>>13231728 So I assume what you're saying is that Kessel exceeds your height requirement.
I'm sure he's devastated the Smurfettes don't want any part of him and his 30+ goal seasons.
Anonymous
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>>13231750 this is as far as it got,
>>13231698 Newfie !jxsN4Lm1jQ
FOOK GARY BUTTMAN
Dale Tallon
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CHICAGO I WILL TRADE YOU STEPHEN WEISS AND A MINOR LEAGUER FOR ANYONE ON THE ROSTER I DON'T CARE WHO IT IS JUST ANY BLACKHAWK ANY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
Anonymous
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>>13231767 Welfare isn't enough for tickets AND screech.
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13231747 I believe you are mistaken. Atlanta is in no danger of relocation, all indications point to continued growth and excellence from the Thrashers front office. Atlanta is an important city for the NHL and we certainly appreciate your support and patronage of your team.
Florida Panthers Season Ticket Holder !e/C9aL2Jp.
Florida Panthers Season Ticket Holder !e/C9aL2Jp. Wed 29 Jun 2011 10:32:00 No. 13231804 Report Quoted By:
I can't wait for another season of ice soccer!
Brian Burke !!KahP6cLGG18
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>>13231738 Good, I need a caddy.
>>13231745 Listen here, bud. Dion is not going anywhere. He is our Captain. The Captain of the most storied and historic franchise in– you get my drift. He possess all the traits I want in a player. He's mean, he's got testosterone, truculence, and pugnacity. Plus, his bitch is fine as fuck and she comes to the rink sometimes in her tight little pants and well, the point is Dion is staying put.
I will accept offers on Lebda, however. Great puckmoving defenceman there, I'm sure there are teams needing a PP QB. Anyone?
Ken Holland
Dont mind me, just being a fucking genius as usual.
FISHER MAN !k25MRhWVQM
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>>13231767 THE MARITIMES DESERVE A TEAM
WE ARE DESPERATE FOR A TEAM
NO NBA MLB CFL
WE HAVE PASSION
HALIFAX QMJHL TEAM GETS GREAT SUPPORT EH
WE ARE RICHER THAN YOU NEWFIES
WE ACTUALLY WORK EVERY DAY FISHING
TO FEED OUR FAMILY
AND MAKE MONEY
TO SPEND ON HOCKEY GAMES
Anonymous
>>13231817 >signing players older than your GM Paul Holmgren !SVCFoyFu8U
HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BOTTLES?
Dany Heatley !/H6bsZH4B.
>>13231846 I got a 30 pack in my fridge
I'll drive you to my place
Ken Holland
>>13231843 >winning all the fucking time Yeah, poor us. Burke, shine my shoes, boy.
Doug Wilson
>>13231817 Where does that genius get you to? Oh, right, getting knocked out by my team, the SAN JOSE SHARKS. Come on we have TEAL UNIFORMS how bad ass is that?
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
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>>13231797 Gar, don't forget to tell them they're a great franchise with rich history...it's on the form.
Off the Wagon Craig MacTavish
Anonymous
houston faggot dogs
Rene Rancourt !J.xNmc/TUc
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>>13231904 LAAAND OF THE FREEEEEeEeEeEeEeEeeeEeEeeEeEe
QUEBEC CITY
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Bring back Nords we deserve team we good fans we support we have no gramar erors when we type we knowledge we speak good english we can support team we pay every night to watch team with funny looking arch logo get me some poutine
Ken Holland
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>>13231876 How many Stanley Cups do you have? Oh, that's right. Oh, by the way, park it close to the front and they'll be a shiny 50 cent piece in it for you!
Anonymous
Brian Burke !KHn8YK/x0g
>>13231869 Hohoho, real funny there, Hollie.
I don't think you realize you're talking to the GM to the most historic and storied franchise in the history of sporting franchises in the history of humanity in the universe.
You and your team of Yuro princesses should be ashamed of what you've done to a once proud All-American organization. You should take pointers from my Leafs. We're a hardworking All-American team who play an American style game with American players from places in America. Take a few notes, chump.
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
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>>13231932 NO
I HATE RECORDS OF MY STUFF
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
I would also like to formally announce a new TV deal the NHL has signed for the upcoming 2011-12 season.
Ken Holland
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>>13231938 I hear a lot of barking and no shining.
Steven Stamkos !G6KkQyhdMg
What should I do?
Joe Buck
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>>13231957 Can I do the play-by-play?!?!?
This request was brought to you by State Farm life insurance.
Florida Panthers Owner
>>13231957 COYOTES GET TV BUT WE DON'T WHAT IS THIS?
WE GET BETTER RATINGS COME WATCH TEAM WE HAVE ALL THE FORMER THIRD LINE PLAYERS FROM 2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS CHICAGO BLACKHAWKS WE ARE EXCITING FAST PACED CHEAP TICKETS FREE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE WATCH MY TEAM I WILL PAY YOU
NHL Ratings !t93NVMYJM2
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>>13231980 3,000 people watch your broadcasts.
Anonymous
get the canucks out of vancouver
Anonymous
>>13231957 Gary i have season tickets for the Thrashers can i use them in Winnipeg?
Brian Burke !KHn8YK/x0g
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>>13231973 Steve, my boy! Have you gotten any of my messages? I mean, no. That would be tampering. I haven't been messaging or calling or emailing you at all in the past 3 months.
Just remember there is always a place here for you in Toronto. As in your home. Where you live. Nothing else implied by that statement. Just making that clear, MIKE GILLIS.
Glen Sather
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>>13231973 Sign with the Rangers
We offer you a 21 year deal worth 12 million a year
You'll be set for life, and get some rings to.
You'll play along such all-stars as Wade Reeden and Erik Christensen.
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
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>>13231993 I'm not sure the answer to this, but you better buy some just to be sure.
In fact, buy some for your friends as well, can't be too safe.
Joe Buck
>>13231980 Give me Weiss for my toenail clippings.
Peter Chiarelli
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>>13231973 The Champs have some cap room to spare
Anonymous
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13231980 Cliff, calm down.
The NHL is also proud to announce an exclusive partnership with Miami, Florida Telemundo affiliate WSCV-51. WSCV-51 will be bringing the finest in broadcasting technologies to deliver all 82 regular season Florida Panthers games. In addition, the NHL has secured a prime time 3:30AM timeslot to air classic NHL games including those played by the storied Panthers franchise.
Dale Tallon
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>>13232011 I can't trade with you, you don't work for the Chicago Blackhawks. I can only trade for players I SIGNED that helped build the 2010 STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS
Zdeno Chara !7Zm7UqoSA6
Anyone have a good lawyer in the Montreal region I should know about?
Peter Chiarelli
Thrashers Fan
so what is my new teams name? I need to buy new gear
Ken Holland
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>>13231973 Stevie baby, it's me, Ken. It's us, the Red Wings. You know the rest. I'll just let you tell me what you want to be paid and we'll go with that. Oh, and say hi to Yzerman for me, and ask him how much fun it was playing here and winning those three Cups.
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
Florida Panthers Owner
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>>13232030 THANKS GARY
FINALLY A TV DEAL NOW FANS WILL BE EXPOSED TO OUR TEAM YES AND THEY CAN WATCH GREAT PLAYERS PLAY AGAINST FLYERS RED WINGS BRUINS CANUCKS BUY TICKETS NOW NAME YOUR PRICE NAME NAME NAME
WATCH THE GAMES TUNE IN EVERY DAY
HOW CAN I REPAY YOU?
Anonymous
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>>13232059 The Atlanta Coyotes
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
Brian Burke !KHn8YK/x0g
>>13232069 You occasionally almost run down Kevin Weekes and Scott Oake as well. Don't worry, we all try to as well.
Florida Panthers Marketing
Now offering FREE BLOWJOBS with the purchase of season tickets!
ICE !!/wTiCnQ54eS
>>13232069 Thank you so much.
Tim Thomas
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Stamkos?
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
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>>13232096 Well, when you stand IN THE DOORWAY of the Zamboni, what do you expect?
Can't see off the front of that thing for shit.
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
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>inb4 Senators will be last
Anonymous
>>13232097 See
>>13231695 The new slogan was already leaked. Late to the party again, Panthers.
Thrashers Fan
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>>13232097 Sweet my team is gone i need a new team Panthers is it.
Florida Panthers Marketing
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>>13232128 Much like anything we try, it sucks!
Nigerian Prince Akweubu IV
Hello hocey fans from graet country usa I need money to help establish hocey team in Lagos Nigeria we are big fan we all where shirts of stanley cup champion vancouver canuck everywehre we go we will support team well we have no compition from nbf nfl baseball hocey fans are everywere here you can grow the game of hockey to other continets and truly make game world famous i just need $350,000,000 dollars fowared to me paypal account and your credit cards number thank you
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
>>13232100 As soon as you repair yourself, I'll stop, k?
Roberto Luongo
I have a flat tire, can anyone help me?
Tim Thomas !Ms.lpg1ows
ICE !!/wTiCnQ54eS
>>13232149 Baby, you can ride on me any day you want ;)
Anonymous
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hey lets move the team from one shit market to another shit market
Ted Nolan
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>>13232143 Does your team need a head coach?
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
>>13232167 The massive blade digging into you doesn't bother you?
Brian Burke !KHn8YK/x0g
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>>13232143 Nigerian? This here is America, pal. Either lace up those skates and start flattening Yuros or take off!
>>13232150 Even I laugh at your contract.
Brad Marchand !lBv7XMzEDw
I juts wnat ti sau i love u guyyd
ICE !!/wTiCnQ54eS
>>13232180 I like it rough.
YOU'D KNOW THAT IF YOU CALLED MORE OFTEN.
6 bottles of liquor !k.hzqx7bPk
>>13232190 Why is this man holding us?
Steven Stamkos
I am taking my talents to South Beach. IM GOING TO BE A PANTHER!!!! They did some....ahem....very personal favors for me. I won't like to mention them, but now I have season tickets, and I'll be on the ice.
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
The international appeal of the NHL has never been more evident as we have had record attendance and exposure during our international preseason appearances.
Skates
>>13232180 >>13232194 Hey guys what you talki-- oh, did I come at a bad time...?
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
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>>13232194 I know you like it rough, that's why I put studded tires on.
I only call when you're melting, I'm sorry.
Brad Marchand !lBv7XMzEDw
>>13232201 wheers mu shitrr
Foxwoods Casino Bar !ypE/G2.3Do
>>13232218 Shit is getting real folks.
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
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>>13232211 It's a little soft for you right now, come back when things are harder.
ICE !!/wTiCnQ54eS
>>13232211 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LuN6gs0AJls OUR LOVE CAN NEVER BE TRUE.
But it was meant to be, I can't stand Zamboni.
Nigerian Prince Akweubu IV
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>>13232210 what about nigeria whey dont we get preaseason game we got good arena and fans we love hocey and usa
just send $350,000,000 to my paypal to set up ice cost and credits card we will host peraseason game betwen any nhl team you know grow the game
Dennis Seidenberg
>>13232226 one amstel light please
Homeless Man in Library
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>>13232202 Guys you'll never guess what I just found - season tickets to the Panthers. My crack dealer wouldn't let me trade them for.......my medicine... so I'm thinking of using them! Let me know if anyone wants them on the days I can't go
Lets go PANTHERSSSSSSSSSS
WE'LL SUCK! YOUR! DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Anonymous
This was actually the original logo of the Coyotes from 96'-03. Thats 8 fucking years of using the same horrendous logo. I shit you not. I seriously hope that if they come to Houston,they change that shit. There arent any fucking coyotes here.
Dany Heatley
I'm heading down to 7-11 for some beer, in my porsche, anyone want to come along for the ride? I promise it'll be a wild ride.
$100,000 bottle of champagne !oPD7Aq3JoM
>>13232247 How about something real Seids
Dan Snyder
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
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>>13232267 Anything bad that comes of this will be deemed a hockey play.
I have the form ready.
Bob Probert's Ghost
Anonymous
>>13232281 Bob, aren't you supposed to be on your boat
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
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>>13232238 Don't melt, it's messy.
Sidney Crosby
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Brad Marchand !lBv7XMzEDw
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>>13232269 cum here babby i wanna kiss ya
Eric Lindros !t4zljBs4zM
Bob Probert's Ghost
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>>13232288 I went for a swim. Swimming makes me thirsty.
Anonymous
>hockey in houston
Alex Ovechkin
when will I get a cup.
Kid Standing by his Locker !SDgZu7YXjA
>>13232304 I got your skates
Kid
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>>13232304 You wanna go bowling, Alex
ESPN
Hockey is a niche sport that will never grow. Who watches it? If we don't cover it, it doesn't matter. Even poker matters because we have it on our network. We matter. We are the only ones that matter. We control you. You watch us. You love us. You do what we tell you. You are our sockpuppet. You love the WNBA and MLS. Because we do.
Anonymous
>>13232313 >2011 >giving a fuck about post numbers Anonymous
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>>13232329 shit my bad
wrong post
Anonymous
>>13232259 god fuck thats an ugly logo
Ken Holland
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>>13232304 You had your chance.
Anonymous
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>>13232301 90% of D.C. is black
90% of L.A. is Mexican
90% of Detroit is black
Houston Oilers
<3<3<3<3ESPN4EVER<3<3<3<3<3 !dK7DNRKwtI
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>>13232326 LOL UR SO RITE, HOCKEY IS TEH GHEYYY
Green Man
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Losing the cup made me go into a deep depression, and when i get depressed i eat
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
Perhaps this is a bad time but I have new information from our NHL research and development department. In order to have the flexibility of installing the playing surface, the NHL is ready to transition to an artificial ice surface. Our proven technology will allow all of the action you are used to but without the messy installation and cleanup of the actual ice. This is just another way that the NHL is truly ahead of the game.
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
>>13232351 Bettman, fuck you.
Versus
WE ARE A LEGITIMATE NETWORK WE ARE ON BASIC CABLE IF YOU AREN'T A HOMELESS PERSON YOU HAVE VERSUS SO DON'T SAY YOU CAN'T WATCH THE NHL BECAUSE YOU HAVE VERSUS YOU JUST DON'T LOOK FOR IT LOOK FOR IT AND YOU CAN WATCH HOCKEY
ICE !!/wTiCnQ54eS
LA LAKERS 4 EVER !pXgqJwYFps
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>>13232357 LOL WHATEVER WHO GETS VERSUS? LOLOL I'M SO FUCKING EDGY
Anonymous
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13232356 As the well respected commissioner of a major worldwide sports league. I refuse to speak to a zamboni. It is bad for business.
Zamboni !!j1ltAS9yiDj
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>>13232374 Oh I bet you like Olympia's.
Too bad they almost ruined the Olympics.
Jaded
LOL YOU FURPUCK FANS ARE SO MAD BECAUSE I SAID YOU WERE MAD AND THAT MEANS YOU'RE ALSO TROLLED
Whitey Bulger !2IsOacHQok
>>13232373 This images further shows my commitment to the community
David Stern
>>13232374 If I tell you to speak to a zamboni you will speak to a zamboni. Remember who you answer to.
Rob Ray
YOU WANT TO FUCKING FIGHT LET'S FUCKING FIGHT DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT ME OR THE SABRES I WILL KICK YOUR ASS FUCKER....PIERRE MCGUIRE GET THE FUCK OFF ME I WILL KICK YOUR ASS YOU LITTLE CANDY-ASS
Gary Bettman's Past !khj2yl8Ml2
>>13232390 Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Anonymous
>>13232337 What did you expect,it was inspired from New Age art. Nothing good ever came from the Southwest.
Definitely Not Jaded
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>>13232381 OH WOW BRO LOOK AT HOW MAD FURPUCK FAGS ARE GETTING ONCE YOU TROLLED THEM AND MADE THEM MAD HAHAHA KEEP BEING MAD FURPUCK FAGS
TROLLED HARD
Old Lady in Southie
>>13232388 You used to open dawwahs fah me. You'wa nice boy...
Brian Scalabrine !naRz1ALvOU
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i wish i played hockey, then maybe i would get some respect
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13232357 I don't understand why people give the renowned Versus sports network the bad reputation that it clearly does not deserve.
The process to watch the network is about as easy as it gets. Why, all I have to do is tune my TV to my digital input converter box and enter the expanded sports and information tier. Then it is a simple flick of the power switch to my uplink decompression comcast cable conversion interface adapter which then allows me to find the Versus network on channel 3194.
The NHL is proud and honored to be partners with the Versus network. This relationship is one we hope to never give up.
Dave Semenko
>>13232394 Quiet before I knock all your fucking teeth down your throat.
Current 20-something Southie Resident !bZwQTQ/I1c
Current 20-something Southie Resident !bZwQTQ/I1c Wed 29 Jun 2011 11:15:00 No. 13232424 Report Quoted By:
>>13232411 I LOVE THE MOB, WHITEY WAS THE SHIT, I KNOW ALL ABOUT HIM CAUSE I WAS THERE WHEN THAT ALL WENT DOWN.
Anonymous
so much samefag in this thread
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13232421 >uplink decompression comcast cable conversion interface adapter Bud Selig
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sup faggots im here best commissioner of all time Betamen and Sternstein can suck my dick
Chris Nilan
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>>13232373 I should have stuck with whitey, then maybe i wouldn't be stealing bathing suits from the south shore plaza
Ilya Bryzgalov !HgGZ4c.RYk
>>13232422 Why u heff to be mad? He's a good guy.
Anonymous
David Stern
We need you back Gary. Our league isn't doing so well.
David Stern
>>13232397 Kneel before me. Also, put a team in Houston, Milwaukee and Seattle. Oh, and you're going to resign after you complete your tasks. You are in need of re training.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13232400 >it was inspired from New Age art. are you fucking high?
Tiger Williams
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>>13232449 Where'd you learn your English, commie?
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
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OHHHHHHHH I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING
David Stern
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>>13232461 Witness my power.
>>13232455 >>13232453 I am everywhere.
The KHL
We very good league, we as good if not better than NHL. We sign marquee world class talent like Evgeni Nabakov Sergei Fedorov Jaromir Jagr we will win challenge brought by NHL and become supreme hockey overlord by bring Italy and Czechoslovakia teams to league to dominant you
NHL Diversity Week !jQvIbuq/ec
Roger Goodell
>fighting over third place
Michael Wilbon !Q4BYSOvXTM
The NHL has DROPPED THE BALL when it comes to PLAYER SAFETY. I know what I am talking about folks, I a watch hockey. I'm a hockey fan. My team won the Cup in 2010. I THINK I KNOW HOCKEY WELL ENOUGH.
Swedish Elite League !ia9DAC8G1E
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>>13232492 Yyyyyyyyyyyeah okay bud.
Rocco Grimaldi
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PRAISE JESUS WASH AWAY MY SINS IN HIS PRECIOUS BLOOD I MAY BE SHORT BUT I HAVE SKILLED JOHN 3:16 PRAISE THE LORD
Tony Kornwhyser !ZnZBNdAvsY
Ryan Smyth
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And uh, I'm so thrilled and uh, to and uh, be back and uh home and uh.
Bud Selig
>>13232501 fuck yea lets roll out
Michael Wilbon !Q4BYSOvXTM
Anonymous
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>>13231767 I lol'ed so hard
Jim Rome
>>13232522 Be sure to watch JIM ROME IS BURNING every day
The jungle is much better than this PTI shit.
Anonymous
Common Sense !bLeXc7CFDk
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>>13232545 Jim Rome has projection issues like half of /a/ and his show is a reflection of that.
Semion Mogilevich !AJHDwJ64aU
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>>13232492 More NHL player. Need more Russian. Ovechkin good, will settle for Malkin. Time is limited. Act now for no consequence later.
Dan Lebatard
Emril Legasse !dtIeLvvxCM
Phil Kessel
hey..hey guys... have you seen my...my ball?
Roger Goodell
>>13232520 Later faggots. 9 billion all the way to the BANK motherfuckers!
Anonymous
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>>13232545 Not you again......................
The entire NHL
ESPN
You are all delusional. Hockey isn't even a sport. We don't carry it. Therefore it doesn't matter. We own your soul. We control your mind and what goes in and out of it. We control what you say. What you think. You agree with us. You love us. You are under our control. You watch our programs. You watch poker. You watch College World Series. You watch WNBA. We are the alpha and the omega. The beginning and the end. We watch you. When you watch us. We watch you go to work. We watch you sleep. We watch you eat. We watch you when you're not watching us. We make you watch us. We are ESPN. We are the worldwide leader. Hockey is irrelevant and has been since 2003.
Jim Everett
>>13232545 Call me Chris one more time...
Cancer !mBEQgKWEWk
Jim Rome
>>13232597 Okay..........Chris
Sportscenter Top 10 !r9KpiRNPzQ
>>13232596 And now for the top 10 plays in only the sports WE cover
Chris Everett?
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13232583 I am the only commissioner to successfully get through a lockout. Please call me if you need advice. My phone lines are always open for you Roger.
Stuart Scott
>>13232616 THAT PLAY WAS COOLER THAN THE OTHERSIDE OF THE PILLOW OH MY GOODNESS
Chris Everett
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>>13232610 I still don't get why that drove him to such furious anger. I'm one of the greatest female tennis players ever after all.
Stuart Scott's Eye !I.juh2H8Pc
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>>13232631 Lol where the fuck am I looking?
Sean Avery
This is Sean Avery. The NHL should care about GAY RIGHTS. I want the NHL to be first GAY league where GAYS can play openly.
Matt Cooke !metC7szEBo
>>13232644 I got your back, babe
Neil Everret
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>>13232616 BLAKE SUPERIOR LOOK AT THIS BLAKE GRIFFIN SLAMS IT OH MY GOD THAT IS THE GREATEST DUNK OF ALL TIME BLAKE GRIFFIN IS THE NEXT GREAT SHAQ MJ KOBE KAREEM HOLY FUCK
Mark Cuban
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>>13232650 >>13232644 Hot tub party at my hoooooooooooooouse
NHL Awards Show Presenters
The Lady Bing Trophy goes to MARTIN SAINT LEWIS
Roger Goodell
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13232596 Oh ESPN, how must you hold this grudge for so long?
You know that I selected Versus and NBC over your fly by night network because the gift bag that Versus gave me clearly was superior to your petty gift bag.
Versus had otter pops AND bazooka gum AND they gave me a balloon. Your ESPN bag had stupid corporate stuff like that pen and pad of paper with the ESPN logo. Complete dealbreaker
Anonymous
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>>13232681 All of my rage.
Colin Campbell !1y/ctJ6p0Q
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>>13232690 Gar the gum was my gift
ESPN
>>13232690 Your league has no ratings. We have ratings. We cover exciting fast-paced sports. That people watch. That make money. They watch what we air. We control their TV habits. We control you. You watch what we air. Bettman, we control you.
Anonymous
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lol'd at the artificial ice post. Stay bros /hoc/.
Jay Mohr !Q4BYSOvXTM
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>>13232681 I don't have anything funny to say so I'll just impersonate Tracy Morgan because white people love Tracy Morgan impressions done by a white guy.
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
>>13232706 Your delusion is incomprehensible. The NHL is a money maker and sadly your network can not be a part of this gravy train.
David Stern
>>13232706 and I control you. I think it's time you air 50 back to back episodes of the Golden Girls.
Chop chop.
Daniel Sedin
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Hello my name is Henrik I play hockey
NHL Bank Account !!XIcs8eQm563
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>>13232726 Mr. Bettman did you receive my phone call about the overdraw on your account?
ESPN
>>13232728 And people will watch. Because they love the brand. We love the brand. No matter what we air. People will watch. You will watch. You love the brand. You will watch Golden Girls back to back 50 times. We will too. We will listen to you. Because you are our master. You make us money.
David Stern
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>>13232752 This pleases me. You may live yet another day.
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>>13232706 We own you, go to bed. The lockouts will still be there tomorrow.
columbus blue jackets
WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT US
Minnesota Wild
Gary Bettman !.lv08T2yME
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>>13232777 I'm sorry? What league does your sports team play in?
New York Islanders
>>13232777 We know that feel bro too
Ryan Kesler
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Jelly of my solid 7s rest of the NHL?
Florida Panthers Owner
>>13232777 >>13232783 >>13232788 I KNOW THAT FEEL TOO BROS
BUT PLEASE BUY TICKETS NAME YOUR PRICE LOW LOW PRICE WATCH FORMER BLACKHAWKS BRIAN CAMPBELL AND TOMAS KOPECKY STANLEY CUP WINNERS PLUS ALL STAR STEPHEN WEISS AND A BUNCH OF OTHER PLAYERS PLEASE BUY TICKETS PLEASE WE WILL DO ANYTHING JUST BUY TICKETS PLEASE
Rick DiPietro
>>13232788 Hey, uh... bad news. I sneezed and blew out my ACL... Thanks for the money though :)
Evander Kane
what the fuck am i doing playing hockey im black
New Jersey Devils
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>>13232813 Fuck you
WE KOVY NOW
WE PRUDENTIAL CENTER NOW
Alexei Yashin
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>>13232821 Yeah, I just wanted to thank your for money too great organization very classy hope you win many game in future
Jason Alexander
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Hey you getting tired of lettuce and tomato hamburgers in this town that don't quite make it?
Peter Laviolette
>>13232822 If I see one more black person in the NHL...
Eskimo
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PUT A TEAM IN NUNAVUT OR NORTHWEST TERRITORIES
Atlanta Thrashers circa 1999
HA HA! Make way, NHL! New hotness is in town, and by hot we mean sun belt hot! It's been a while since we were last in the big show but, mark my words, this time we're sticking around for good!
Anthony Stewart
Mike Richards
If you really want to know, Philly was full of Solid 7s and I requested a trade so I could bang something else than 10 solid 7s a night. Also, Boston is right, every female Flyers fan I've seen has had a mustache and the male ones have had only cholesterol flowing through them.
Atlanta Thrashers circa 2002
>>13232880 We are ready to fuck all of you brutally. We got BASED KOVALCHUK THE MAD RUSSIAN and DANY HEATLEY. TWO MOST EXCITING YOUNG PLAYERS IN HOCKEY TODAY. BEAT THAT. PLUS BASED GOALIE PASI NURMINEN. I SMELL PLAYOFFS AND CUPS!! AND STEFAN IS STARTING TO GET GOOD!! FUCK. YES. HOCKEY'S STAYING AROUND FOREVER
Anonymous
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>>13232890 Not sure if black
Dustin Byfuglien
>>13232861 Deal with it bro
Chris Pronger
>>13232903 I think you wanted to leave because you already sucked every cock in philadelphia dry
Dany Heatley
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>>13232914 How's Dan Snyder doing? I'm thinking we could have a night at the town and he could join me in a sweet Ferrari ride.
Anonymous
>>13232822 >>13232922 did atlanta sell kool-aid at their concessions?
The Other Woman in Edmonton
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>>13232925 Shut up or I'll go public, Chrissie.
Anonymous
Anthony Stewart
>>13232946 if the ownership could have gotten away with it they would have
Chris Simon
Patrick Kane !xPyKgcPEg.
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>>13232822 We have the same name? I must be black too!
Did I ever tell you the story about this time I rode in a taxi?
