With the first pick in the 2011 Summer Soda Draft, we proudly select, from Waco, Texas, Dr. Pepper. Not the diet. Dr. fucking Pepper. Thank you.
Anonymous
I will take Mountain Dew Pitch Black with the second overall.
Anonymous
Anonymous
Looks like we've got the surprise pick at #4
Anonymous
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>>13248852 enjoy your sugar water
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>>13248783 man we just got pitch black in new zealand. goddamn it's good can't believe i've been missing out on this for so long.
Anonymous
>>13248783 thats fucking disgusting
probably the biggest bust in the history of soda
I take A&W Cream Soda with the fifth pick
Anonymous
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#5 pick the first overseas soda to be drafted, Guarania
Anonymous
In a surprise pick from a division II bottler, I choose Baumeister Root Beer from Kewaunee. He's got some sweet moves that can dazzle the better-known players.
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>>13248899 >implying MUG isn't goat Anonymous
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>Dr. Pepper >Dr. >.
Philip "King of /sp/" Rivers
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With the 6th pick...
Anonymous
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>making a thread about soda >not being fat pick one
Anonymous
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With the 7th overall, I'll go with Mr. Pibb.
Anonymous
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>>13248931 oops. forgot the pic.
Anonymous
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>2011 >not drafting black colored soda's
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6th pick overall Surge!
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Anonymous
1. Dr. Pepper 2. Mountain Drew Pitch Black 3. Pepsi 4. Mountain Dew White Out 5. A&W Cream Soda 6. Cactus Cooler 7. Mr. Pibb 8. Baumeister Root Beer 9. Surge official draft tracker
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>pepsi drafted before coke Your GM is shit.
Anonymous
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Time for a reliable utility player.
Anonymous
>>13248874 Rich let me tell you something I really like this guy and I actually had him going #5 in this draft, but let me tell you something this guy has all the makings to be in this league for a very long time. He's smooth going down and looks great. The buzz around him has been really quiet considering the program he's from and that may be because he's a raw prospect, but he fills a need in premium area and I wouldn't be surprised if he becomes a smash hit this summer.
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Kel selects Orange Soda
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We feel this up-and-comer will lead us into soft drink success for decades to come
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
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with the 13th pick /sp/ selects RC cola
Anonymous
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>implying the 48th draft pick won't lead its team to the superb owl
Anonymous
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Why don't you guys make teams. You are all drafting nothing? Also, The Tokyo Godzillas select Mountain Dew of the United States
Anonymous
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Diet Coke is disqualified over the Mentos-doping scandal.
Anonymous
1. Dr. Pepper 2. Mountain Drew Pitch Black 3. Pepsi 4. Mountain Dew White Out 5. A&W Cream Soda 6. Cactus Cooler 7. Mr. Pibb 8. Baumeister Root Beer 9. Surge 10. Crab Juice 11. Canada Dry Ginger Ale 12. Orange SOda 13. Fruitopia 14. RC Cola official draft tracker
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The New England Fit People select Water with their first round pick
granderojo !bIGReDTC6s
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Don't knock it tell you try it, I drink one of these once a day after I go ride for 20 miles. Great stuff.
Anonymous
with the 18th pick, the Bengals select Fresca, the calorie-free grapefruit-flavored sparkling beverage a sure bet
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
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The Seattle Wizards select fresca as the 17th pick in the Soda Draft Wizards want to trade with Godzillas. Fresca and rights to the 28th pick in exchange for Mountain Dew, Diet Pepsi and cash
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
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with the 15th overall pick cobra commando selects Hawaiian punch
Anonymous
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>>13249151 >Coca-Cola not drafted yet Aaron Rodgers all over again
Potatoes O'Grady !!z2Rg1crjlO4
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Undrafted free agent becomes locker room leading glue player with team-friendly contract.
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
1. Dr. Pepper 2. Mountain Drew Pitch Black 3. Pepsi 4. Mountain Dew White Out 5. A&W Cream Soda 6. Cactus Cooler 7. Mr. Pibb 8. Baumeister Root Beer 9. Surge 10. Crab Juice 11. Canada Dry Ginger Ale 12. Orange SOda 13. Fruitopia 14. RC Cola 15. Water 16. Coconut 17. Anon 1.1 still picks 18. Fresca 19. Hawaiian Punch 17th pick is Diet Pepsi Max
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with the next pick in the 2011 /sp/ soft drink draft the butt hurt avengers select Coke zero
Anonymous
>>13249239 The Jacksonville Jaguars take Crystal Pepsi with 21st pick
Tokyo Godzillas !0WsgisDAkQ
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Tokyo agrees with the trade with Seattle. 1. Dr. Pepper 2. Mountain Drew Pitch Black 3. Pepsi 4. Mountain Dew White Out 5. A&W Cream Soda 6. Cactus Cooler 7. Mr. Pibb 8. Baumeister Root Beer 9. Surge 10. Crab Juice 11. Canada Dry Ginger Ale 12. Orange SOda 13. Fruitopia 14. RC Cola 15. Mountain Dew 16. Water 17. Cocunut 18. Diet Pepsi Max 19. Fresca 20. Hawaiian Punch 21. Crystal Pepsi Pepsi Max and rights to the 28th pick in exchange for Mountain Dew, Diet Pepsi and cash
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
with the next pick the New England 18-1's select gator aid lemon lime
Anonymous
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>>13249185 Chicago chuckles over Der Bungles pick; chooses the better, overlooked player: Canfield's 50/50.
Anonymous
>>13249285 not carbonated = not soda
DISQUALIFIED
Cincinnati is awarded a second pick and selects All Sport
Anonymous
With next pick of the Draft: Coca Cola Classic ARGUABLY THE STEAL OF THE DRAFT CHRIS, PROJECTED ON TODD AND I'S LEADER BOARDS AS A TOP 5 PICK MAYBE EVEN FIRST OVERALL
Gary Ridgway !PxeEVR6cuE
>>13249322 Man I havent drank coke from a glass bottle in years. I dont even know if you can get it in Australia any more
moomin !!Iufyd8ZgS46
>>13249322 and the next pick in the draft: coke classic's twin brother; mexican coke
Anonymous
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>>13249342 You can get anything in a glass bottle on Australia if you have enough money. It's a sick world out there.
Anonymous
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>>13249361 >that feel when Mexican Coke Anonymous
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inb4 New Coke is Mr. Irrelevant
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
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>>13249318 bull shit if /fit/ can draft water why not gator aid
Anonymous
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>>13249361 with this pick i select the mexican great jarrito.
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>>13249322 It's really a shocker to see this one-time powerhouse drafted so late. Rumors and innuendo surrounding his school may have hurt his prospects. There's still room in the league for great colas, and this proven winner COULD... GO... ALL... THE... WAY!
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The Atlanta Falcons Dynasty selects dnL
Tokyo Godzillas !0WsgisDAkQ
With the 28th pick in the draft, Tokyo Godzillas select Vanilla Coke 1. Dr. Pepper 2. Mountain Drew Pitch Black 3. Pepsi 4. Mountain Dew White Out 5. A&W Cream Soda 6. Cactus Cooler 7. Mr. Pibb 8. Baumeister Root Beer 9. Surge 10. Crab Juice 11. Canada Dry Ginger Ale 12. Orange SOda 13. Fruitopia 14. RC Cola 15. Mountain Dew 16. Water 17. Cocunut 18. Diet Pepsi Max 19. Fresca 20. Hawaiian Punch 21. Crystal Pepsi 22. Gatorade Lemon Lime 23. Canfield 50/50 24. Coca Cola Classic 25. Mexican Coke 26. Jarritos 27. dnL
Anonymous
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
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>>13249513 Tokyo Godzilla's I just think I found my fantasy football team name
also sprite is the next selection
Anonymous
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It's unusual to see a kicker drafted so early, but this guy is clearly something special.
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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And it seems an international player from the Bahamas has been selected.
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god i love /sp/
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
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and we have a trad rumor Rumor has it New york is looking to ship it's 30 pick to Antarctica Penguins for next years 1st round pick and and cash considerations
KEFN !mkMoBT0Uuc
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>>13249540 holy shit, I forgot about that stuff
Anonymous
With the first pick of the second round, I select Strawberry Crush, from the Dr. Pepper Snapple Group
Anonymous
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archive this shit
Anonymous
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This topic is one of the many reasons /sp/ is the best board in existence
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249663 His measurables are off the chart and his frame makes for great mismatches but there are concerns about his toughness. Some teammates called him "sweet", a well known colloquialism meaning weak.
Anonymous
And with the third pick of the second round, I select Cola-Turka, an international player from Turkey.
Anonymous
4th Pick of the 2nd Round: Barq's Root Beer
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249692 Well Rich, some are astounded that he was picked so high. He had a great Senior season but he has only played for three years having switched from Divegrass. He has potential and a high motor but there are mental issues
Anonymous
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249715 Rich I LOVE this pick. Whenever you see a guy with his stats, measurables and work ethic fall to the second round after receiving a first round grade, you have to applaud that GM. He will be a star in this league for the next 10 years
Anonymous
With the second pick of the second round, we select Peach Beach Mystic
Anonymous
And with this pick we select: Dr. Brown's Cream Soda
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Slurm didn't go, yet! I trade my 3rd and 5th round picks, a box of the same cigars that Bill Clinton used on Monica Lewinski, and next year's first-round pick to move up. SLURM FTW!
Anonymous
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249739 Rich there are some issues with this player. Some have been wondering if he's a "true" soda. He's one of those tweener soft drinks when you're eating a big meal, but he's a bit expensive for lower income eaters.
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Next pick, from the Philippines: Sarsi
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>>13249739 And in an insane turn of events, last year's consensus number 1 pick has taken a slide all the way to the second round. Injury issues aside, this is the greatest beverage prospect of all time, and if he can stay healthy, we may be looking at the GOAT
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With this pick, the San Diego Chargers select Mountain Dew Voltage.
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
The Seattle Wizards with the 39th pick in the 2011 Soda Draft select Jones Soda
Anonymous
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The next pick in the 2011 Summer Soda Draft is: Pepsi Blue
Anonymous
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This draft is a fucking mess. Can we get some updates?
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
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The Wizards release their new logo
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
the san Fransisco butt pirates select Mountain dew code red
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249740 Well Rich, what you have here is a trend started in the 2008 draft where smaller school sodas are being drafter earlier regardless of the competition they play. High motor guy. Some concerns about his smoothness out of the top.
Miami, New Jersey !nsiRaCtiUU
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With this pick, the London Jaguars select Dr. Pepper Cherry. Well, Rich, what do you think of this pick? He's related to Dr. Pepper, so maybe we could see some of the same talent Dr. Pepper has.
Tony Plush !Plush56OPg
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He put up great numbers as a dual threat in college, but questions about whether a black soda can succeed at the professional level caused him to drop this far in the draft.
Anonymous
Reports coming in that the New York Jets have made a stunning pick, they have drafted a lemon lime soda IN THE 2ND ROUND, they have drafted Sierra Mist Definitely one of the more surprising picks in this year's draft, take it back to Mel CHRIS THIS WAS COMPLETELY UNHEARD OF, THE JETS FANS ARE ALREADY GOING TO THE RECYCLING BINS, THIS ISNT THE FIRST TIME THEY'VE MADE A SURPRISE PICK, THEY DRAFTED TANGO FANTA IN THE PAST BUT THIS JUST BEATS IT, A LEMON LIME IN THE 2ND ROUND, ABSOLUTE PANDEMONIUM
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The Toronto Bloo Jays draft Five Alive A promising juice in a tough citrus market
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249803 Rich, I have no idea what they were thinking with this pick. Taste issues have limited his production and the Dew family hasn't been the most successful soda family in this sport. I've been wrong about surer things though.
Anon 1.1 !5Od7a9IAzs
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1. Dr. Pepper 2. Mountain Drew Pitch Black 3. Pepsi 4. Mountain Dew White Out 5. A&W Cream Soda 6. Cactus Cooler 7. Mr. Pibb 8. Baumeister Root Beer 9. Surge 10. Crab Juice 11. Canada Dry Ginger Ale 12. Orange SOda 13. Fruitopia 14. RC Cola 15. Mountain Dew 16. Water 17. Cocunut 18. Diet Pepsi Max 19. Fresca 20. Hawaiian Punch 21. Crystal Pepsi 22. Gatorade Lemon Lime 23. Canfield 50/50 24. Coca Cola Classic 25. Mexican Coke 26. Jarritos 27. dnL 28. Sprite Remix 29. Schweppes 30. Junnanoo 31. Strawberry Crush 32. Cola Turka Second Round 33. Barq Roots Beer 34. Peach Beach Mystic 35. Dr. Brown's Cream Soda 36. Slurm 37. Zima 38. Sarsi 39. Mountain Dew Voltage 40. Jones Soda 41. Pepsi Blue 42. Mountain Dew Code Red 43. Dr. Pepper Cherry 44. Grape Soda 45. Sierra Mist 46. Five Alive 47.
Anonymous
OUT OF NOWHERE, WE TAKE... ORIGINAL NEW YORK SELTZER BLACK CHERRY
Anonymous
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>>13249821 >Jest >Drafting lemon lime in the 2nd round >Mirroring the Mike Nugent pick Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>13249859 >drafting a player who hasn't been in school since the 80's Is this even legal?
Anonymous
In this second round pick, the Oakland Raiders select Virgil's Root Beer.
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249859 Well Chris, big kid out of NY. Not that well know around the country but a hometown hero. He's not used to playing in the big games and his taste is suspect. I think he's fool's gold.
Boston Monarchs !ChrNpLPzIA
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The Boston Monarchs select A&W Root Beer
Anonymous
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SEE YOU AT THE PRO BOWL, SUCKERS
Anonymous
With another surprise, Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper has been selected as the #17 pick of the second round. As you may know Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper is Dr. Pepper's mentally retarded cousin. He may not have a fully functioning brain, but what he lacks in intellect he more than makes up for in brute strength. As you may know this is a monumental event, this is the first time in NFL history that a mentally challenged person has been selected to play in the NFL
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249878 I spoke to a lot of GM's around the league and I heard a lot of praise but concerns about his ability to pick up and play. He has a complicated looking top that scared some teams but his numbers spoke for themself.
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>>13249895 Not sure why this made me laugh so hard
Anonymous
The Golden State Warriors select... Henry Weinhard's Root Beer
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
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news has it that Hill Valley will select Pepsi free with the next pick
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249895 And this concludes our Make-A-Wish Foundation obligation
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This is absolutely glorious. Never change, /sp/.
Anonymous
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with the next pick of the 2011 carbonated beverages draft, the New York Winged Faggots select C&C root beer.
Anonymous
root beer heavy second round so far Lets switch that up with a prospect out of Peru that has recently made its way to the states
Anonymous
THE CHICAGO BEARS SELECT... RED BULL THE MOST OVERLOOKED PLAYER IN THE DRAFT One of the most hyped players, but he has manged to fly under the radar. Who knows what going to happen when da bears get wiiings
Anonymous
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The Sacramento Mountain Lions finally keep one of their picks and select Stewart's Orange 'n Cream
Anonymous
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All these pops I've never heard of before Thanks /sp/
Anonymous
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>>13249950 its in the states? GTFO
perubro repping
Anonymous
Surprise pick with Sioux City Sarsparilla!
Anonymous
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>>13249955 Whoopsie dasies forget pic
Anonymous
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>no Pepsi Cherry Vanilla This soda's gonna beast. It has Cherry and Vanilla, what can go wrong?
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249923 This is the first pick of our former colleague Mark Jackson's regime. Some question about his talent ceiling but he will give you 100% every play
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Our Polynesian scouts have great things to say about this kid, could be a real steal in an otherwise thin Red Drank class
Andy_Reid's Stache !!vtwzH2FUCfa
This just in, sources from the Tennessee Titans say they have traded starting runningback Chris Johnson for a First Round Draft pick in the 2012 Soda Draft. This could mean the Titans are finally looking to dump of Kerry Collins after 47 years in the backup position for star QB out of Syracuse Orange Crush
Tony Plush !Plush56OPg
>>13249821 Perhaps not wanting to miss out on a top citrus talent, the Minnesoda Vikings have followed the Jets lead in selecting 7 Up. Quite a puzzling pick, especially with Sprite still on the board.
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
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and so it appears that the run on root beer has begun
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The Methuen Rangers select Jones Root beer as their first draft pick.
Anonymous
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Wow Big Red hasnt been drafted yet? What a fucking steal...
Anonymous
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The Seattle Mariners select Japanese legend Pocari Sweat
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First off, we'd like to express are thanks for the hospitality of the hosts, thanks draft hosts. Tout d'abord, nous tenons à exprimer sont remerciements pour l'hospitalité des hôtes, grâce héberge le projet. Second off, we'd also like to thank the fans watching back at the draft party. Hors Deuxièmement, nous aimerions également remercier les fans à regarder en arrière à la fête projet. We'd also wish to remember some recently passed away friends of ours, like LeX. Nous aimerions également souhaiter rappeler quelques récemment décédé amis de la nôtre, comme Lex. With the nth overall pick, we are proud to select, from the Pepsi Corporation, Wild Cherry Pepsi. (Mid-round steal for sure)
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>>13249978 >dump Kerry Collins after 47 years as backup >QB out of Syracuse, Orange Crush Anonymous
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THE >mest SELECT UCC CREAMY MELON SODA
Anonymous
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>>13249978 >orange crush out of syracuse Anonymous
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This powerhouse cola probably should have gone higher, but so many teams needed fruity drinks that even the Coca-colas drafted late. Still, they may regret not taking this formidable cola.
Anonymous
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Unsurprisingly we just got news the San Francisco 49ers have just drafted Bawls
Anonymous
The Vikings have selected Jarritos as the 1st pick of the second round. This is a gamble for them, Jar showed promise in the Mexican league but who knows how he will do in the NFL
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13249984 I am skeptical of this pick guys. I heard from my sources that the Patrishits were pretending to show interest in 7UP to get him off the board and preserve Sprite's talent
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
Portland Choices minute maid lemonade
Anonymous
Anonymous
Jacksonville Jaguars select the Lemon Lime Veteran SPRITE
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13250070 It'll make your runs fast motherfucker
Anonymous
>No based Vanilla Coke WHAT THE FUCK?!
Anonymous
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>>13250093 You're doing it wrong
Anonymous
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>>13250065 One of the most consistent drinks in this draft.
Always there when you need him and he always does what he needs to do. Very underrated and a great pick for Portland
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Orbtizs agent has said he has talked with a couple different markets and hopes he will be called within the next couple picks
Anonymous
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>/sp/ >soda picks
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
>>13250082 There is some talk around the league that his talents will be wasted in Jacksonville because the games will not be on TV to watch.
Anonymous
>>13250093 Woops, almost forgot the proper style.
The Washington Redskins pick: Vanilla Coke.
>Implying that shit isn't delicious Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
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In recent new it is expected that Dr. Pepper is looking for the highest ever rookie contract in sports history
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The San Jose Sharks select Coke Blak
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Realizing the draft had passed up a legend thus far, we select Sprite Remix
Tony Plush !Plush56OPg
The Toronto Raptors spend yet another early pick on a big name out of Europe.
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
>>13250136 We're reporting that the Redskins signed Vanilla Coke for a 5 year $300 million contract.
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New Orleans selects: Peach Fanta
Anonymous
The New England Patriots are gonna pick one amazing rookie drink Arizona Half Iced Tea and Half Lemonade
Anonymous
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>>13250134 I dont know i think he pairs up nicely with their first round pick, crystal pepsi, they may look the same but they get their results in different ways and leave a unique taste in fans mouths
Anonymous
Anonymous
The Sacramento Kings pick Tahitian Treat
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We have a major trade to announce. We trade 1st overall in next years draft. In return we will receive #3 Overall in this draft Pepsi.
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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EVERY pick so far is questionable. Why is no one picking New Coke? He's the next John Elway!
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>mfw this entire thread
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>>13250059 >>13250191 >picking drinks that were already taken Anonymous
The Boston Celtics select Dad's Root Beer. They're old.
Anonymous
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>>13250165 Best move Dan Snyder ever made as an owner.
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13250222 *Cleans up Brady cum*
Great pick by the Celtics!
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
The Los Angeles Dodgers select Mountain Dew Baja Blast out of Arizona state
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>>13250169 I have received news that the New England Patriots and Methuen rangers well band together and become the Methuen Patriots.
I think this is a great set up since they have 2 great bevarages Jones and Arizona half iced tea half lemonade.
Back to you rich
Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9
Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Thu 30 Jun 2011 06:59:00 No. 13250277 Report The Miami Heat have signed Coke and Surge to long term deals, joining Sprite and becoming the most successful soda conglomerate in the world after initially losing out to Pepsi in a six game Soda Series.
Anonymous
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>LATE ROUND STEAL, HIGH CEILING
RuPaul !!Pe8/IxcXVF4
For the next pick, Detroit has selected Brisk Lemonade Tea.
Anonymous
>>13250264 It seems like every week there's a new Mtn Dew flavor.
Anonymous
Mello Yello is taken off the board by the Pittsburgh Pirates. Strange, not a lot of consensus on this pick. Some had it going higher and others had it plummeting off the draft board.
Anonymous
>>13250277 >making shit up >trying to steal other team's draft picks this fake draft has rules you know...
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13250289 It is goodalicious that they picked him. They needed an infuzation of talentism and he definiting has the capabilitist
Anonymous
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The Talk 'n Text Tropang Texters select Arizona Iced Green Tea with Ginseng and Honey
Anonymous
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The London Jaguars select L&P from New Zealand.
KEFN !mkMoBT0Uuc
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>>13250310 baja blast is only available at taco bell
Anonymous
>>13250315 With a very similar skillset, I see this as the poor man's mtn dew
Anonymous
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The Monsters of the Midwest have traded up to select Green River out of the Clover Club Bottling Corp
Rager_Laser [BASED GORDON] !7eC0RPMSJc
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>>13250359 You don't know shit man
Anonymous
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with the next pick, an improvement on the original and possibly the name of the greatest porn film ever. Black Cherry Vanilla Coke
Anonymous
Jacksonville Jaguars back for some more. we will take Cherry Coke
Anonymous
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The Methuen Patriots select Cool Blue Gatorade
Anonymous
Anonymous
>2011 >saying soda or coke instead of pop i seriously hope you guys don't do this
Tony Plush !Plush56OPg
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>>13250264 I was not expecting him to be selected here. While he does have the talent, purchasing his rights from Taco Bell will require a considerable amount from a team that just declared bankruptcy.
Grand Moff Tarkin !0iLa/2XW0I
Going the international route The Seattle Marines select Ramune of of japan
Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9
Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Thu 30 Jun 2011 07:08:00 No. 13250441 Report Quoted By:
>>13250316 I just wanted to use that joke...
Anonymous
>>13250359 They may be similar, but that's not too bad a thing. A lot of soda's dream of being mentioned in the same name as Mountain Dew. I'm projecting Mello to be a MONSTER!
Anonymous
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The Minnesota Timberwolves have traded all of their draft picks for cash and this random Serbian soda.
Anonymous
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>>13250439 back to back japanese picks for Seattle
Anonymous
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>>13250428 soon. Doritos touted as number 1 pick
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
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>>13250449 Who the fuck are you and why are you on my set?
RuPaul !!Pe8/IxcXVF4
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With their next pick, Detroit selects mixed berry powerade zero. He doesn't give much in the taste department, but his energy will be sorely needed
Anonymous
With the next pick Los Angeles justice select Jeremiah Weed
Anonymous
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>>13250396 Almost 2 hours for someone to mention cherry coke.
Fuck you, /sp/. I don't like you anymore.
Anonymous
The nordiques have selected... ORANGINA
Tony Plush !Plush56OPg
Anonymous
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>>13250494 bizzare choice here as this isnt even a soda. i dont know what they are thinking. he isnt even the best sweet tea vodka on the board with firefly still being available
Anonymous
>>13250432 >soda >pop >coke pick one
It doesn't matter
Pastaman !!bmRlRmzTz2E
Anonymous
>>13250524 >other What county is that in northern wisconsin and what do they call it? o.O
Anonymous
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can we get an updated draft board?
Anonymous
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>>13250512 I have laughed out loud for the first time this week.
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>>13250565 >Northern Wisconsin Stay in school, kid
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>>13250565 probably some native american shit
Anonymous
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>>13250512 The next Matt Jones - Ryan Mallett
Tony Plush !Plush56OPg
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>>13250565 Menominee. That's where I spend my paycheck.
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>>13250289 Detroit no selecting Faygo
Anonymous
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Holy Shit this thread is still up? I made the 5th pick of Guarania like 2 hours ago.
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The Seattle Golden Seals go off the board to pick Ice Cucumber Pepsi from Japan. Rumor has it that he was going to be a tough to sign away from possible contract offers in the Far East, but recent reports say that Cucumber Pepsi has warmed up to the idea of playing in North America.
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>>13248715 >not superior dublin DIAF non-texan
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The Milwaukee Beers select Four Loko, which had stayed on the board due to performance enhancing drug issues. Now that he is clean, he should be able to make an impact on the field.
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I'LL TAKE GUARANA SODA FROM RIO DE JANEIRO, BRAZIL LOOKS LIKE I WON THE DRAFT
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The Cincinnati Bengals have selected TaB.
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The Atlanta Falcons select a prospect from south Georgia. RC Cola
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The Chicago Bulce select Vault Citrus soda. It's a wonder why its been on the board this long.
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The Manchester Monarchs select Diet Moxie with the 9001 pick of the draft
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>>13250761 read the thread, it was the 5th pick bro
RuPaul !!Pe8/IxcXVF4
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With the 1st Pick in the 2089 Draft the New Vegas Astros select Sunset Sarsaparilla
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with their 4th pick in the draft the jacksonville jaguars select Cheerwine
>Drinking anything but tap water
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Indianapolis selects... Dean's Milk Chug. This could really open up their passing game. And he's been a well-known personality at The Speedway for quite some time.
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Late round sleeper to the Panthers...
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The OKC Thunder decide to take the perfect soda for them. Dr Thunder
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>>13250899 God damn might as well have a mountain dew draft
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>>13250809 Yeah they wrote Guarania though which is spelled incorrectly, therefore I get the draft pick
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>>13250869 >drinking unfiltered tap water enjoy your AIDS
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shitty list is shitty top 5 sodas are: 1. Dr Pepper (Dublin 1a, regular 1b) 2. Mountain Dew Code Red 3. Barqs Red Cream Soda 4. Mountain Dew (throwback 4a, regular 4b) 5. A&W Cream Soda that is all
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The Milwaukee Bucks select Lift. The Lemon star from the Australian League.
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>>13250880 It's a shame his shelf life is so much less than the rest of the draftees so far.
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>>13250940 It's a draft, dumbass. Things don't go that smoothly
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>>13250940 >liking mountain dew >having a worthwhile opinion pick one
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>>13250904 >confirmed for never having drank dr thunder its 9000 tier, it has no kick/bite like the original, its the worse offbrand of all sodas
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With the next pick, the Cleveland Cavaliers select Sun Drop soda
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>2011 >still drinking sugar water
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>>13250978 Nope, the walmart carbonated lemonade is the worst ever.
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>>13250925 Enjoy your diabeetus
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>>13250904 Anyone have that one image of all the dr. pepper variants?
>2011 >Soda If poison your body with this shit you are an inferior human.
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>>13250992 so let me get this straight
>walmart DP is terrible >walmart lemonade is terrible can we just conclude all walmart soda is shit tier?
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anyone pick mopuntain dew game fuel yet?
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jacksonville jaguars select amp'd the mountain dew energy drink
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>>13251021 Go back to /fit/ you health food faggot, and don't come back unless you bring a carton of cigarettes.
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>sodafags all went into a diabetic coma
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>first pick in the 2011 Summer Soda Draft not the original formula for Dr. Pepper, aka, Dublin Dr. Pepper. "Sugar from a cane, and the bottles come STRAIGHT OUTTA DUBLIN! Is a soda that'll satisfy taste buds! Get you addicted like it's a drug!"
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OH MY FUCKING G*D. T HIS IS NOT FUCKING /b/ YOU FUCKING RETARDS SHIT IS NOT EVEN FUCKING SPORTS RELATED DO FUCKING SOMETHING SNACKS