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/a/, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me. I want you to digest this, because before I leave 4chan in three weeks with your 52000000 get, I have a lot of things I wanna get off my chest. I don’t hate you, /a/. I don’t even dislike you. I do like you. I actually like you a hell of a lot more than I like most other boards on 4chan. I hate this idea that you’re the best because you’re not. I’m the best. I’m the best in the world. There’s one thing you’re better at than I am, and that’s kissing moot's ass. You’re as good at kissing moot’s ass as /b/ was. I don’t know if you’re as good as /v/ they're pretty good ass-kissers always was and still is. I am the best board in the world. I’ve been the best ever since Day One when I was just a trial board and I've been vilified and hated since that day because "18-1" was being spammed across all boards before I came along. I’ve grabbed so many of moot's imaginary brass rings that it’s finally dawned on me that they’re just that. They’re completely imaginary. The only thing that’s real is me, and the fact that day in and day out, for almost three years, I’ve proved to everybody in the world that I am the best at trolling, off-topic threads, even in creating original content. Nobody can touch me. And yet, no matter how many times I prove it, I’m not on a crappy 4chan-themed video on youtube. I’m not on Encyclopedia Dramatica, I’m not on Know Your Meme, but the fact of the matter is I should be, and trust me, this isn’t sour grapes, but the fact that /3/ will still be around and I'm not makes me sick!
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I’m leaving with the 52000000 get and hell, who knows, maybe I’ll go to 7chan maybe I’ll go to 420chan and merge with /sport/. The reason I’m leaving is you people because after I’m gone you’re still going to pour traffic into this website — I’m just a spoke on the wheel — the wheel’s gonna keep turning. And I understand that 4chan’s gonna limp on despite itself it’s a website with millions of users that isn't making moot any money you know why he isn't making any money? It’s because this site surrounds itself with, homosexual, douchebag, pedophiles, who’s gonna tell moot everything he wants to hear and I’d like to think that maybe 4chan will be better after moot leaves for
canv.as , but the fact is it’s gonna get taken over by some idiotic internet entrepreneur wannabe or some other moneygrubbing jew.
Let me tell you a personal story about Christopher Poole alright. Remember the whole Project Chanology thing
WACKER DRIVE STEVE !2wt9roueg6
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>>13497371 >>13497372 summerfags can't into humor. good show op
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Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9
Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Mon 11 Jul 2011 07:58:00 No. 13497506 Report CM Punk is a smark's wet dream. I hate smarks. Punk is a great wrestler and all but he's been doing the same shit ever since 2003. He just does his normal I'M BETTER THAN YOU FUCK THE SYSTEM schtick he's been doing forever and people mark out for it. Really?
Rager_Laser [Mighty Matt Kemp] !7eC0RPMSJc
Rager_Laser [Mighty Matt Kemp] !7eC0RPMSJc Mon 11 Jul 2011 08:01:00 No. 13497569 Report Nice one op
WACKER DRIVE STEVE !2wt9roueg6
Frigid Northlander !!MUgE+GiXSgQ
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>>13497569 It looks like they photoshopped out his mouth.
Coach Dale !!LVtk71TZmMD
>>13497506 and your point is...?
The Rock has his shtick where he's funny and dismissive and jacked up, Stone Cold has his anti-authority chaotic nuetral routine, and its still awesome.
the great ones dont have to alter every few months to maintain interest.
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>referencing the failure that was Project Chanology with WWE's hypocritical anti-bullying campaign
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>>13497506 >I hate smarks >is a smark Anonymous
Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9
Chad Pennington's Cannon Arm (formerly FlashIsBack) !!BPyNPdTHQX9 Mon 11 Jul 2011 08:10:00 No. 13497724 Report Quoted By:
>>13497634 My point is the worked shoot was great, but it sure as hell wasn't legendary.
And yeah, I'm a self loathing smark.
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Fuck moot. With love /a/.
Xzage !!x77pBOFm+BN
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Infinity/1 This qualifies as one of the best posts ever
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CIingingMars !!wX0LNTKWzpR
Sixers gonna Six !!vu7tUc3YECN
Xzage !!x77pBOFm+BN
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Xzage !!x77pBOFm+BN
This thread's now archived. Great job /sp/. Did we ever confirm that the moot is Not taking down /sp/
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>>13498052 OP, here. Hell if I know. I've not heard of a moot sighting on 4chan for a couple of years - not to mention the fact he's kind difficult to track outside of 4chan - you know what with his whole championing the idea of remaining anonymous on the internet thing.
I'm pretty sure that whole 'deleting /sp/' thing was just a hoax. Shit, I mean it's not like were /r9k/ or anything.
Xzage !!x77pBOFm+BN
>>13498164 I thought he was on /b/ switching some of the words.
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>>13498164 what was the fall of /r9k/?
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>>13498204 You mean the wordfilters? I think he has an admin for that.
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>>13498245 Aspies whining about women. In its last years that was almost literally every post and thread on /r9k/.
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>>13498164 >I've not heard of a moot sighting on 4chan for a couple of years He was on /fa/ a couple of weeks ago. He was asking for advice about buying glasses. I only noticed because someone linked me to the thread from another board.
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i liked it, you should of waited till later tonight during raw,but well done nonetheless.
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>>13501396 was on /ck/ last week asking about making tuna
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>>13497350 Needed a "Thread 404'd" screenshot after this
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>>13501443 and a USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS BOAST
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>>13498052 >2011 >archiving a thread with 35 replies >not just capping the 1st two posts holy shit. no wonder we're getting the boot
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you can tell OP is 15 because he likes wrasslin
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EvilParrot !0pPDXJbIc2
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That's vintage CM Punk for ya folks
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OFFICAL GOAT PRO WRESTLERS POWER RANKINGS Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 12:22:00 No. 13501863 Report 1a. The Rock 1b. Stone Cold Steve Austin 2. Undertaker 3. HBK 4. Macho Man 5. Bret Hart 6. Vader 7. Kurt Angle 8. Mankind 9. Chris Jericho 10. CM Punk . . . . 25. Ken Shamrock . . . . . . . 9001. Hulk Hogan 90001. Jeff Hardy
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>>13501863 The only problem I see with this list is that Jeff Hardy is at the bottom and Sting isn't ranked (come on, it's Sting.) It would have been better if he'd just been left unranked. And Hulk Hogan fans, come at me. He sucks.
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>>13501956 truth
Hogan was extremely overrated
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>>13501863 >No Arn Anderson >No Ric Flair >No Rock and Roll Express >No pre-murderer Chris Benoit >No Sting in his prime >No Raven >No Terry Funk >No Handsome Harley Race >No Great Muta >No Ricky The Dragon Steamboat Vince Cocksucker born in the 1994 detected.
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OFFICIAL ATTITUDE ERA MIDCARD WRESTLER POWER RANKINGS Anonymous Mon 11 Jul 2011 12:43:00 No. 13502060 Report 1. Taka Michinoku 2. D'lo Brown 3. Val Venis 4. Gangrel 5. Big Bossman 6. Al Snow 7. Godfather 8. Crash Holly 9. Ken Shamrock 10. Steve Blackman
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>>13502060 >Ken Shamrock not 1 better than everyone else on that list
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>>13502060 >no Dean Malenko FUCK OFF.
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>>13501863 >No New Jack Come on, it's the original gansta New Jack. He made good on his promise. He is here.
Anonymous
>>13502133 >joined WWE in the twilight of the attitude era >retired a year later He didn't really have much time to make an impact during the Attitude Era.
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>>13502189 So, you are a Vince dickrider born in 1994? Wrestling did exist outside of your precious Attitude era, my friend.
>Didn't watch Dean's ECW career >Didn't watch Dean's WCW career. 3 reasons Dean didn't make it in the Attitude era.
1. Vince gave him a cartoony shitty gimmick.
2. Vince doesn't care about wrestlers under 6' tall.
3. Vince can't stand cruiserweights.
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>>13502297 THIS!!!
Educate yourself
>>13501863 Dean Malenko was pound for pound one of the greatest Pro-Wrestlers of all time.
Believe it or not, Pro Wrestling existed before and after the Attitude Era. In fact some people believe that Vince McMahon did more to hinder Pro-Wrestling than advance it.
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>>13502297 4. Malenko was awesome precisely once and that was because Chris Jericho was so hatable
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>>13502362 Jericho was a great wrestler as well and that feud was definitely God-Tier and memorable but Dean was incredible no matter who or where he wrestled. Japan, Mexico, USA, Europe, etc.
Book mark these, I don't expect anyone to watch a 27+ minute match right now but here's him in ECW wrestling the late great Eddy Guerrero.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zg_RtpflGlM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaoDEOVYABU http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNoQpBuTs1M I like WWE but one thing it is severely lacking in is incredible long matches like this and a showcase for smaller wrestlers.
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Actually, do watch this.
Skip to 2:30 to see something really sick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNoQpBuTs1M He used to pull this shit off from the top rope too.
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>>13502060 The Godfather had the greatest gimmick ever.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!