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Daily 'Why Hockey is the Greatest Sport on the Planet' Reminder

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>Changes on the fly: Action keeps going while players switch from offense to defense when they break out
>DAT SOUND the puck makes after someone cranks it off the post and the place goes silent for a split second
>Getting your name engraved on the Stanley cup
>You get to wear armor/blades on your feet
>You get to fight or have an enforcer bro fight for you
>Dangles
>Snipes
>Players get injured then argue or lie about the pain so they can get back on the ice